Tool – The Eggs of Satan

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Half a cup of powdered sugar
One quarter teaspoon salt
One knifetip Turkish hash
Half pound of butter
One teaspoon of Vanilla-sugar
Half pound flour
150g ground nuts
A little extra powdered sugar
.......and no eggs
PLace in a bowl
Add butter
Add the ground nuts and
Knead the dough

Form eyeball sized pieces from the dough
Roll in the powdered sugar
and say the magic words:
" Sim Sala Bim Bamba Sala Do Saladim"

Place on a baking pan and
bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes
.......AND NO EGGS

Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes
......and no eggs

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Lyrics submitted by Harry Manback, edited by Mellow_Harsher


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    General Comment:thats actually hilarious, for the longest time i was like wtf is up with die eier von satan, i just didnt get it at all. to know its actually the eggs of satan and that crazy dictators talking about a recipe. that just makes me laugh
    Flag TTYon January 13, 2010   Link
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    General Comment:Cartman: *Listens to the song til the end* Well, Well, Well! That was going to be cool when I'd make Russian Tea Cakes
    Kenny: Oyiyiy, Are you just saying that because you wanna get high on dope or any drug there, dude?
    Cartman: Dude, I'm going to make the dope cookies
    Kenny: Kyle, um. Do you wanna get something to drink or anything?
    Kyle: Sure, dude.
    Flag Toolshed2000on August 28, 2009   Link
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    General Comment:ah i get it now its about hallucinating.
    Flag dieunjuston June 18, 2009   Link
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    General Comment:i honestly just think because the person speaking is adamant about "no eggs" so its almost like a joke calling them the eggs of satan
    Flag Tonberryon January 11, 2009   Link
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    General Comment:i honestly just think because the person speaking is adamant about "no eggs" so its almost like a joke calling them the eggs of satan
    Flag Tonberryon January 11, 2009   Link
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    General Comment:I think MJK knew a few people would translate, but that the majority would either presopose that it was something evil or takes someones word for it. Like sheep (sound familiar). Luckily, by the time I got around to this song the cat was out of the bag or I too would probably think it was Hitler. Or, maybe it is, because I haven't personally tried to translate ;)

    "Through the eyes of a hammer the world look like its filled with nails"
    Flag goofneckon May 31, 2007   Link
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    General Comment:This song actually does have meaning, but it has nothing to do with worshiping Father Satan, or being a Nazi. In fact it is mocking Adolf Hitler, but also proving a very important fact.

    Before the Hitler was elected (yes he was voted into office) the Nazi's would host big political rallies. People then were poor, because the country was devastated from World War One, and most of the country was unemployed and very poor.

    The Nazi's would go up to a group of people standing outside or something, and they would do something like this.

    Nazi: "Hey, would you like to make some money?"

    Person: "Sure!"

    Nazi: "Alright, we want you to wear this uniform, and pass out these fliers. Do that and we'll pay you. Oh, and we're having this big political rally Friday why don't you come down. We'll have food and a live band, oh and we're having a speaker as well."

    Person: "Alright, can I bring my wife?"

    Nazi: "Sure, bring your wife, kids. We'll feed them all, and you can listen to music, and our speaker, and we might give you some clothes too. And why not tell all your friends about it as well."

    Person: "Alright thanks!"

    And then they would be on there way. The Nazi's would have lots of food, and they'd sometimes give out clothes and they'd have a big band. They would also have people in the audience that were paid to cheer out at certain times in the speaker's speech. You'd get so caught up in the atmosphere of the event that you really wouldn't listen to what the speaker was talking about, but along with it because it sounded cool, and other people were getting into it.

    The point of this song is to demonstrate that. If you don't speak German this song sounds really cool, and meaningful. But if you speak German, or translate it to English (Or what ever language you speak) it's really just a recipe.

    It demonstrates that people will go along with anything if it's dressed up enough, and the right way.
    Flag PissedSataniston February 23, 2007   Link
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    General Comment:ooh and i forgot, i think "balls of satan" is the name of the cakes the recipie is for "Form eyeBALL sized pieces from the dough"
    Flag rustyhookeron December 29, 2006   Link
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    General Comment:the way i see it, its just meant to a joke. TooL probably thaught people would hear this song, think its some evil satanistic german guy and try to translate it. then they find its just a recipie for hash cakes.

    there doesnt seem to be any conection to jews at all, so i dont know what thats all about
    Flag rustyhookeron December 29, 2006   Link
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    General Comment:This song is probably just pointing out our own sterio typing, that all germans are angry...I wont lie, I thought it was a speach by hitler. And I am sorry to germans that they litteraly cant say how bake a cake without us jumping on them. Come on, you thought it was one of Hitlers speaches two...
    Flag Coach Slickbackon December 07, 2006   Link

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