Lyrics for Transvestite as interpreted by oofus

Transvestite Lyrics
My mom is not a woman anymore,
She dresses like a man
She's not as feminine as she
Used to be before.
Now she is so damned masculine.

I open my eyes
My mom's not a woman anymore
She's wearing a disguise
Everytime she leaves through that door

My mom's not quite the same
As she was in the past
If I misbehave she kicks my ass

My mom's not quite the
Woman that she was before
When my friends come over
She likes to wrestle them down to the floor

My mom's a transvestite

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blakee
07-21-2002

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i remember them playing this live and everyone would laugh their ass off. soma was neat. werd.

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kstolarchuk
09-25-2002

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I remember hearing this when I decided to go and download their stuff after I bought Dude Ranch.. I think that was just before Enema came out but anyways, I remember thinking that this was the oddest demo ever, because (after I figured out what they were saying) they sound so sincere and its such a funny song! Anyways... Blink's the best.

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GrEeN dAy PuNk
03-08-2003

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this is blink's funniest song.

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jackassO_o
03-15-2003

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no not the funniest

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Regos the Sane
05-05-2004

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Tom wrote this song back when he was in high school and played it for his friends, and made the mistake of letting his sister hear it. His mum wasn't impressed when his sister repeated it at home.

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green_monkey
06-20-2004

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a touching song. makes me cry. i think a lot of people can relate to it. i know i do.
mum, if you're reading this please for the love of god tell me why you had to go wear men's clothes? i miss you, mum!

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juff
07-03-2004

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this song was meant as a joke.

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1000BrokenHearts
01-09-2006

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funny stuff...

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melonata
04-16-2007

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juff- REALLY??????

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emobass
07-17-2007

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anyway to download this song?

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BlinkMe
09-01-2007

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I found some guy to send it to me,

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leahdelonge
10-16-2007

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haha gotta love Blink

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benangel
11-07-2008

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Can't figure out what this song's about. Any thought on this anyone?

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Tothewashroom
02-07-2009

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What's with the recording quality, it's all echoey and messed up??? Hmmmm

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