(Well, right about that time people
A fur-trapper (who was strictly from commercial)
Had the unmitigated audacity to jump up from behind my igloo (peekaboo) )
And he started into whippin' on my favorite baby seal
With a lead-filled snowshoe)

I said, with a
Lead-
Filled
With a lead filled snowshoe
He said, "Peekaboo"
I said, with a
Lead-
Filled
With a lead filled snowshoe
He said, "Peekaboo"
He went right upside the head of my favorite baby seal
he went "whap" with a lead-filled snowshoe, and
he hit him on the nose and hit him on the fin, and he
that got me just about as evil as an eskimo boy can be. So I bent down
and I reached down, and I scooped down and I gathered up a generous
mitten-ful of the deadly YELLOW SNOW

The deadly yellow snow, from right there where the huskies go!

Whereupon I proceeded to take that mittenful of the deadly yellow snow
crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous
circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area, but destined
to take the place of the mudshark in your mythology
here it goes,the circular motion, now Rub It!

(Here Fido)

And then
In a fit of anger
I pounced

And I pounced again

Great Googly Moogly!

I jumped up and down on the chest of the him

I injured
The fur trapper

Well he was very upset, as you can understand
And rightly so, because the
Deadly yellow snow crystals had
Deprived him of his
Sight

And he stood up, and he looked around, and he said

"I can't see"
"I can't see"
"Oh, woe is me"
"I can't see"

"Well.....you know
I can't see
Nothin'"

"He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye
He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eye
And the husky wee-wee
I mean the doggie wee-wee
Has blinded me
And I can't see
Temporarily"

Well, the fur-trapper stood there, with his arms outstretched across the
frozen white wasteland, trying to figure out what he was going to do about
his deflicted eyes. And it was at that precise moment that he remembered
and ancient Eskimo legend, wherein it is written (on whatever it is that
they write it on up there) that if anything bad ever happens to your eyes
as the result of some sort of conflict with anyone named
Nanook,
the only way you can get it fixed up is to go

Trudging across the tundra
Mile after mile
Trudging across the tundra

Right down to the parish of St. Alphonzo



Lyrics submitted by ramthar

Track duration: 04:37


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    General Comment:The only people who can sincerely translate Frank Zappa's music must do so through the lens of the sterile emptiness of suburban life. That's the starting point; the rest of the mental preparatory work comes in the form of REALLY LISTENING TO EACH LYRIC by album, many times over. Once you know the work fairly well, you then read interviews and listen to live shows. Read all of it. Only then can you attempt to translate his intentions.

    If you skip any of these steps, your explanation will be short-sighted, and what is more, nonsense.
    Flag FatsFatson April 04, 2013   Link
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    General Comment:However, 100% of the posts on this song did not interpret it correctly. None of you "dug deep" you took individual sentences, gave them each a superficial conceptual translation; then you pasted these disjointed half-interpretations together into a Frankstein-like "interpretation".

    It's laughable but I'm not going to laugh: I want to point out that you all need to translate the song AS AN ORGANIC WHOLE - the entire thing needs to be put into words that fit together both as an explanation and as a translation. There are nearly countless ways in which one could translate this song incorrectly.
    Flag FatsFatson April 04, 2013   Link
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    General Comment:stoolpigeon: you're 100% wrong.

    Quote from Frank Zappa interview: "Those things are so carefully constructed that it breaks my heart when people don't dig into them and see all the levels that I put into them."

    Frank Zappa Interview by Frank Kofsky
    from "The Age of Rock", Sounds of the American Cultural Revolution, edited by Jonathan Eisen
    A Vintage Book, a division of RANDOM HOUSE, New York.
    © 1969
    Flag FatsFatson April 04, 2013   Link
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    General Comment:Hey some of you guys should wrap a newspaper round your head so it looked like you was deep. The song has a distinct anti frozen canine urine message with a health warning. Oh and it's funny too
    Flag Mullygutson June 08, 2012   Link
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    General Comment:Hey some of you guys should wrap a newspaper round your head so it looked like you was deep. The song has a distinct anti frozen canine urine message with a health warning. Oh and it's funny too
    Flag Mullygutson June 08, 2012   Link
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    General Comment:Wow...you guys read into Zappa too much. It's comedy people! Mixed in with some brilliant jam sessions. He was just being silly and having fun - try to do it yourself while listening to it.
    Flag stoolpigeonon April 12, 2012   Link
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    General Comment:im not sure the meaning of this song but i could believe it represents a dream like sombody said before me
    as it starts with "dreamed i was an Eskimo" and ends with "good morning your highness "and every thing in between is the vivid description of an excellent dream
    and this song should be heard all together in succession from "don't eat the yellow snow" followed by "Nanook rubs it" followed by "saint Alphosos pancake breakfast" then ended with "father o'blivion" to understand it all
    Flag zippo574on March 05, 2011   Link
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    General Comment:Who plays guitar on this track/suite? Is it Zappa himself? It's crazy!
    Flag Deathsdoor99on June 30, 2008   Link
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    General Comment:Maybe this song (Well the first couple songs of Apostrophe are tied together) was just meant to be a piece of imagery that you werent meant to disect and all you were supposed to do was let yourself get lost in its imagery rather than ruin the fun and disect it into deep political statements....

    Just sayin
    Flag melloncollie45on July 01, 2007   Link
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    General Comment:Maybe this song (Well the first couple songs of Apostrophe are tied together) was just meant to be a piece of imagery that you werent meant to disect and all you were supposed to do was let yourself get lost in its imagery rather than ruin the fun and disect it into deep political statements....

    Just sayin
    Flag melloncollie45on July 01, 2007   Link

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