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I'd like to cut your head off so I could weigh it, what do ya say?
Five pounds, six, pounds, seven pounds
I'd like to go to your house and gather all your razors and pick all the
little prickly hairs so I can weigh them, what do ya say?
Five pounds, six pounds, seven pounds
I'd like to gather all your friends and squish them all into a small
swimming pool so I can weigh them, what do ya say?
Five pounds, six pounds, seven pounds
Why weigh on a sunny day?
So much to do so why, why weigh?
On a sunny day, why wei-igh-hey?
Why weigh, why weigh?
I'd like to hear my options, so I can weigh them, what do ya say?
Five pounds, six pounds, seven pounds
Why weigh on a sunny day?
So much to do, so why, why weigh?
On a sunny day, why wei-igh-hey?
Five pounds, six, pounds, seven pounds
I'd like to go to your house and gather all your razors and pick all the
little prickly hairs so I can weigh them, what do ya say?
Five pounds, six pounds, seven pounds
I'd like to gather all your friends and squish them all into a small
swimming pool so I can weigh them, what do ya say?
Five pounds, six pounds, seven pounds
Why weigh on a sunny day?
So much to do so why, why weigh?
On a sunny day, why wei-igh-hey?
Why weigh, why weigh?
I'd like to hear my options, so I can weigh them, what do ya say?
Five pounds, six pounds, seven pounds
Why weigh on a sunny day?
So much to do, so why, why weigh?
On a sunny day, why wei-igh-hey?
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Track duration: 05:09
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"pick all the prickly little hairs so I could weigh them" - little hairs on marijuana plants.
"squish them into a small swimming pool so I could weigh them" Indeed a good idea for weighing pounds, using a kid size pool. :)
"I'd like to hear my options so I could weigh them" If I had options during a situation like this, I'd like my 'options' to be Haze, Sour Diesel and some Blueberry please.
"Why weigh on a sunny day" - Exactly. If you have that much, no need to weigh.
Interesting to see the interpretations of this song. After you've grown lots of marijuana plants, it all makes sense! I didn't get it at first...for a long time.
YOURE SO DUMB.
I hope you get this reply, even though it is 2 years later.
I am so mad at you...
I just hate you...I hope you understand why by now...I could kill you if I knew who you were
This is a hate song....everything is 5, 6 or 7 pounds..
Your head = you are not bright (average head weighs about 10 pounds or more)
stubbles in a razor = you got hairy legs, girl (how many stubbles would it take to weigh 5 pounds, imagine that many in one razor)
friends in a swimming pool = you got no friends (even 1 would weigh 100lbs min)
Mike Gordon's lyrics are always humorous, absurd, and strikingly clever. I believe that the narrator of the song is simply conveying the extent of his emotion towards his ex-girlfriend. He is so angry, and frustrated, that he wants to do these cruel things to get even and/or pay attention.
The emotional reverse in the chorus ( "why weigh on a sunny day") expresses the return of reason and the lapsing of unbridled irrationality.
sooooooooo weirddddddddddd
hi me two years ago :)