Lyrics for If I Were A Terrorist (I'd Bomb Your Gra... as interpreted by evilmprss

If I Were A Terrorist (I'd Bomb Your Gra... Lyrics
She's out of school again
But she won't be calling from where she is going
the lines are jammed this time
what could a girl like her need with a slacker like me

If I were a terrorist
I'd bomb you're graduation
If I were a terrorist
there'd be no hesitation

So I'm going on tour with the band
She said "stay for the summer" but she don't understand
That the radio plays what they want you to hear
and I want them to play you your love song this year

If I were a terrorist
I'd bomb you're graduation
If I were a terrorist
there'd be no hesitation
The cameras are flashing
Her black robe is passing
and there I am chilled to my bones
This is the year my girlfirends leaving home

She'll probably end up with a frat guy
She'll probably get pinned while I sleep in the van
I'm sure she'll be home for thanksgiving
I'll send her a picture of me making out with a fan.... And.....


If I were a terrorist
I'd bomb you're graduation
If I were a terrorist
there'd be no hesitation
The cameras are flashing
Her black robe is passing
and there I am chilled to my bones

This is the year my girlfirends leaving
this is the year my girlfriends leaving
this is the year my girlfriends leaving
home

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RyanJG
03-30-2002

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does anybody know where i can hear this song or what cd it is on?

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lil princess
04-27-2002

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I've been looking for that too. No luck yet though.

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SoCoAmy8
04-28-2002

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I WOULD LOVE TO BE THAT FAN THAT IS IN THE PICTURE!

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stellaluna1125
04-29-2002

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if you go to www.sococentral.com you can download the live version of this song, but it isn' very high quality, recording wise. I don't know where else to find it though.

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stellaluna1125
04-29-2002

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if you go to www.sococentral.com you can download the live version of this song, but it isn' very high quality, recording wise. I don't know where else to find it though.

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SoCo
05-24-2002

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There are a bunch of Soco songs at www.audiogalaxy.com. There seems to be some that arent even llisted here but Im willing to bet most of them are under the wrong name.

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iamchris469
05-29-2002

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The song is from something corporate's first release 'ready break.' Drive Thru records bought the few remaining copies and doesnt plan to release them to the public.

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stellaluna1125
05-29-2002

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This song isn't on 'ready break' it is just an unreleased song that you just have to somehow manage to download.


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.eMo.rOCk.pRINCESs.
06-01-2002

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cool song! ahah.

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brokenpromisering
06-01-2002

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they never did a studio version unfortunately. hey only played it live

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yaksordrpepper
06-07-2002

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SoCo was planning to put this song on Leaving Through The Window but after 9-11 they decided it would be better to leave it off.

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duh, kansas
06-10-2002

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i'm graduating school soon!!! not relevant, but i'm still excited. i hope no terrorist gets to mine... that's bad

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Longtimesocofan
06-20-2002

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I may have been the reason that SOmething Corporate doesnt sing this song anymore. I called Andrew on 9-11 to see if they had left for NYC where they were to play a show on 9-15. Thank god they hadnt. So we were chatting and Im all "hey Drew, you know you cant sing Terrorist anymore" . A pause.... Then i heard "FUCK, GUYS we cant play terrorist anymore cuz of this shit." I havent heard it since. It was almost gonna be on Audioboxer but Walking By edged it out. hopefully we can get over the terrorist bullshit and they will play it again cuz i heard it a half dozen times or so and it was by far their funniest song.

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babyofthe80s
07-09-2002

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hey if anyone has a copy of ready break and is willing to burn me a copy, you would be my god! i love these guys, and i kow that becuase of my location of massachusetts i won't be able to find a copy since they are rare. you can email or im or something. i'll be at the warped tour in boston too.
this song seems really good. i hope they play it. even though i know that they won't :(

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pool_shark930
08-07-2002

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try using win mx to download songs. i can get every song i try to get. go to www.winmx.com i think. and dont worry, its free.

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GCrocksmysocks
08-18-2002

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funny funny

http://www.ufanz.com/teams/somethingcorporate/tracking.php?ti=147&mi=11385

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hquincyk
03-17-2003

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Hi, I'm andy's cousin. He thought of the song during the graduation of one of our other cousins. There were so many people there that andy said "If i was a terrorist id bomb a graduation" (pre 9-11). Also pomp and circumstance kept being played over and over again, which was quite irritating....

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Phyxius
06-14-2003

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This isn't on ready...break.

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Chelsea
06-14-2003

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"Also pomp and circumstance kept being played over and over again, which was quite irritating"


hahaha that song just gets OLD!

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XxFentoozlerxX
06-15-2004

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dammit this song kicks ass
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WARADE
08-14-2007

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Ah, I remember the early days, I have heard this song live. I remember, they never played it after 9/11. Sad, this was one of the best songs, always made me smile. Either way, I can play it, and have been playing it with my band, Factory 5, at shows locally. If I ever get a hold of him I will ask if I can put it on an album, because I think we do pretty well, for my guessing on how to play it.

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welcome2hell69
01-31-2008

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wow. andrew mcmahon, lyrical GENUIS, wrote a dumbass song like this. it's funny, but from someone who wrote the piece of art that is konstantine. but then again, he also wrote if u c jordan, which is a pretty easy song, so i guess this works.
I LOVE YOU ANDREW

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