Something Corporate – If I Were A Terrorist (I'd Bomb Your Graduation)

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She's out of school again
But she won't be calling from where she is going
the lines are jammed this time
what could a girl like her need with a slacker like me

If I were a terrorist
I'd bomb you're graduation
If I were a terrorist
there'd be no hesitation

So I'm going on tour with the band
She said "stay for the summer" but she don't understand
That the radio plays what they want you to hear
and I want them to play you your love song this year

If I were a terrorist
I'd bomb you're graduation
If I were a terrorist
there'd be no hesitation
The cameras are flashing
Her black robe is passing
and there I am chilled to my bones
This is the year my girlfirends leaving home

She'll probably end up with a frat guy
She'll probably get pinned while I sleep in the van
I'm sure she'll be home for thanksgiving
I'll send her a picture of me making out with a fan.... And.....


If I were a terrorist
I'd bomb you're graduation
If I were a terrorist
there'd be no hesitation
The cameras are flashing
Her black robe is passing
and there I am chilled to my bones

This is the year my girlfirends leaving
this is the year my girlfriends leaving
this is the year my girlfriends leaving
home

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    General Comment:wow. andrew mcmahon, lyrical GENUIS, wrote a dumbass song like this. it's funny, but from someone who wrote the piece of art that is konstantine. but then again, he also wrote if u c jordan, which is a pretty easy song, so i guess this works.
    I LOVE YOU ANDREW
    Flag welcome2hell69on January 31, 2008   Link
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    General Comment:Ah, I remember the early days, I have heard this song live. I remember, they never played it after 9/11. Sad, this was one of the best songs, always made me smile. Either way, I can play it, and have been playing it with my band, Factory 5, at shows locally. If I ever get a hold of him I will ask if I can put it on an album, because I think we do pretty well, for my guessing on how to play it.
    Flag WARADEon August 14, 2007   Link
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    General Comment:dammit this song kicks ass
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    -+-picture this-+-
    Flag XxFentoozlerxXon June 15, 2004   Link
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    General Comment:"Also pomp and circumstance kept being played over and over again, which was quite irritating"


    hahaha that song just gets OLD!
    Flag Chelseaon June 14, 2003   Link
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    General Comment:This isn't on ready...break.
    Flag Phyxiuson June 14, 2003   Link
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    General Comment:Hi, I'm andy's cousin. He thought of the song during the graduation of one of our other cousins. There were so many people there that andy said "If i was a terrorist id bomb a graduation" (pre 9-11). Also pomp and circumstance kept being played over and over again, which was quite irritating....
    Flag hquincykon March 17, 2003   Link
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    General Comment:funny funny

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    Flag GCrocksmysockson August 18, 2002   Link
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    General Comment:try using win mx to download songs. i can get every song i try to get. go to winmx.com i think. and dont worry, its free.
    Flag pool_shark930on August 07, 2002   Link
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    General Comment:hey if anyone has a copy of ready break and is willing to burn me a copy, you would be my god! i love these guys, and i kow that becuase of my location of massachusetts i won't be able to find a copy since they are rare. you can email or im or something. i'll be at the warped tour in boston too.
    this song seems really good. i hope they play it. even though i know that they won't :(
    Flag babyofthe80son July 09, 2002   Link
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    General Comment:I may have been the reason that SOmething Corporate doesnt sing this song anymore. I called Andrew on 9-11 to see if they had left for NYC where they were to play a show on 9-15. Thank god they hadnt. So we were chatting and Im all "hey Drew, you know you cant sing Terrorist anymore" . A pause.... Then i heard "FUCK, GUYS we cant play terrorist anymore cuz of this shit." I havent heard it since. It was almost gonna be on Audioboxer but Walking By edged it out. hopefully we can get over the terrorist bullshit and they will play it again cuz i heard it a half dozen times or so and it was by far their funniest song.
    Flag Longtimesocofanon June 20, 2002   Link

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