Eminem – Cum On Everybody

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Yo, mic check
Testing one, two, um, twelve
My favorite color is red, like the blood shed
In Curt Cobain's head when he shot himself dead
Women all grabbin' at my shish-kabob
Bought Lauren Hill's tape so her kids could starve
You thought I was livid, now I'm even more so
Shit I got full blown AIDS and a sore throat
I got a wardrobe with an orange robe
I'm in the fourth row, signin' autographs for my show
I just remembered that I'm absent minded
Wait, I mean I've lost my mind I can't find it
I freestylin' ever verse that I spit
'Cause I don't even remember the words to my shit
I told the doc that I need a change in sickness
I gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis
Put my L-P on your Christmas wish list
You want to get high, here bitch just sniff this
Cum on everybody, get down tonight
Cum on everybody, get down tonight
Cum on everybody, get down tonight
Cum on everybody, get down tonight
Cum on everybody, get down tonight
Cum on everybody, get down tonight
Cum on everybody, get down tonight
Cum on everybody, get down tonight

I tried suicide once and I'll try it again
That's why I write songs where I die at the end
'Cause I don't give a fuck, like my middle finger was stuck
And I was waving it at everybody screamin' "I suck"
I go on stage in front of a sellout crowd
And yell out loud "All of y'all get the hell out now"
Fuck rap, I'm givin' it up y'all, I'm Sorry
I'm bored out of my gord
So I took a hammer and nailed my foot the the floorboard of my Ford
I guess I'm just a sick, sick bastard
Just one sandwich short of a picnic basket
One Excedrin tablet short of a full medicine cabinet
Fell like my head has been shredded like lettuce and cabbage
And if you ever see a video for this shit
I'll probably be dressed up like a mummy with my wrists slit
Cum on everybody, get down tonight
Cum on everybody, get down tonight
Cum on everybody, get down tonight
Cum on everybody, get down tonight
Cum on everybody, get down tonight
Cum on everybody, get down tonight
Cum on everybody, get down tonight
Cum on everybody, get down tonight

Got bitches on my jock out in East Detroit
'Cause they think I'm a motherfuckin' Beastie Boy
So I told 'um I was Mike D,"they was like, "Gee, I don't know he might be."
I told um meet me at Kid Rocks next concert
I'll be standin' by the Loch Ness monster, peace out
Then I jetted to the weed house, smoked out 'till I started bustin'
Freestyles
Broke out then I dipped quick back to the crib, put on lipstick
Crushed up the Tylenol then ate it with a dipstick
Made a couple of crank calls collect
I wanna make songs on a fellas dub
And murder every rich rapper that I'm jealous of

So just remember when I bomb your set
Yo, I only cuss to make your mom upset
Cum on everybody get down tonight
Cum on everybody, get down tonight
Cum on everybody, get down tonight
Cum on everybody, get down tonight
Cum on everybody, get down tonight
Cum on everybody, get down tonight
Cum on everybody, get down tonight
Cum on everybody, get down tonight

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Track duration: 03:39

"Cum on Everybody" as written by Jeff Bass, Mark Bass, Marshall Mathers

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    General Comment:youtube.com/…
    YOU GUYS HAVE TO WATCH THIS EMINEM INTERVIEW :)

    i think it explains everything lol
    Flag Songjoyon August 20, 2010   Link
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    General Comment:All Eminem said was that Kurt spurt red blood when he was shot dead.

    That's no insult.
    Flag theoreoon January 12, 2006   Link
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    General Comment:What's wrong with you people. I love Kurt like no other, but Em was just trying to piss people off (I guess it worked). It's not that offensive, and besides the guy didn't get shot... he killed himself. What can you do? Great song.
    Flag Foundation4lifeon December 07, 2005   Link
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    General Comment:he didnt really say anything wrong about kurt cobain
    Flag DOGbreathon July 27, 2005   Link
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    General Comment:You're all idiots.
    Flag BigNToastyon June 03, 2005   Link
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    General Comment:yea and "She had a moist vagina
    I've been tickling the circumfrence
    I've been sucking the walls of her anus

    Marijuana

    I prefered her to any other

    Marijuana"
    it takes talent to make a 25 word song faggot?? this song sucks ass he drug 25 words out to make a 3 minute song kurt cobain has no where near the amount of talent as eminem, why do u think eminem has made triple platinum multi million $ cds and kirt cobain hasnt even made 1/5th of the money eminem does, if u cant figure it out ill state it here for u CUZ EVERYONE LIKES EMINEM MORE.. HIS SONGS ARE MORE POPULAR, THEY SOUND BETTER, AND HE HAS WAY MORE TALENT THAN UR DEAD ROLEMODEL EVER WILL
    Flag cobain suckson June 03, 2005   Link
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    General Comment:oh and a lot of rappers out there right now aint got no talent, real music has pretty much died for now. rap/hip hop and rock n roll. it still do live on through a few artists in both genres, but not much. it does take a lot of talent to be a good rapper or whatever, examples are eminem and big boi & andre 3k from outkast. basically... anyone can make stuff rhyme over a beat, anyone can play a guitar or drums... but it takes talent to do that kind of shit well..
    Flag PinkFloydrulezon December 21, 2004   Link
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    General Comment:zps2, my friend, you are a dumbass. by the way, right now rock & roll is dead, someone needs to revive it
    Flag PinkFloydrulezon December 21, 2004   Link
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    General Comment:I've told you before, there is a "g" at the end of the word "fucking". Come on people, can we please start paying attention in school. It's not that hard, well from the looks of your writing, maybe it is. I'll see you guys at the drive thru and remember. Always repeat my order back to me.
    Flag irish_deftone6on November 29, 2004   Link
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    General Comment:Ive said it before and will continue to say it....Em can say w.e the fuck he wants, when someone is as great as a rapper as him or can compete with him, Id love to see that. Until then, shut your whining ass mother fuckin mouths and read the lyrics if you dont like it! And I agree with Jangles last two lines...Em always wins...FUCK JA AND ALL YOU GANGSTA WANNABE FANS OF JA
    Flag ablyss16on November 23, 2004   Link

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