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Hector Ormano is my favorite boxer
He goes smasho and everyone cheers
He turns big men into whimpering cowards
He's so strong and how I adore him

But I'm so weak
So much so that I'm afraid
To walk alone down my street
I know I'll never be as brave as Hector Ormano

Hector Ormano is my favorite boxer
His smile is so white like elephant ivory
He's so handsome and all of his girlfriends
Are tall and blonde with hourglass curves

But I don't know many girls
And I certainly don't know any girls like that
Even if I did I wouldn't be as cool as Hector Ormano

One summer day I was sitting on the bridge
Looking at the water below
When I heard some laughter and a familiar voice
Coming from down the road
It was then that I saw and my heart nearly dropped
I saw Hector Ormano with some friends
And as they approached my mind went blank
As I struggled to find the words
I was dying to tell him

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Track duration: 03:02

"My Favorite Boxer" as written by Kevin Barnes

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  • +1
    General Comment:Kevin Barnes writes way better than Weezer ever has.
    Flag TheJRaffon April 23, 2007   Link
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  • 0
    General Comment:Great song, not really funny at all as someone earlier said.

    "Funny yet beautiful. Like me."

    Keep telling yourself that.
    Flag Hobbyyon February 11, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:Funny yet beautiful. Like me.
    Flag Clap Your Handson September 14, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:hilarious song!
    Flag moreproductiveon August 25, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:This guy just needs help with his self-confidence issues. Hopefully he'll figure out that he's probably just as great as Hector in something else, and Hector calling him wimp, mustn't have helped much.
    Flag pumkinhedon March 21, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:hahahaha. this song is hilarious. almost weezer-esque in content.
    Flag sanguineon April 16, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:which is why i don't like boxing. Wrestling's sort of ok. 'Ts a male thing.
    Flag pumkinhedon January 26, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:Heroes can be cunts too, eh?
    Lovely song.
    Flag kemekongkaon December 04, 2004   Link

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