I can't help my feelings, I'll go out of my mind
These players come to get me 'cause they'd like my behind
I can't love my business if I can't get a trick
Down on Santa Monica where tricks are for kids

Oh, come on and kick me
Oh, come on and kick me
Come on and kick me
You've got your problems
I've got my ass wide
You've got your big jeans
I've got my hash pipe

I can't help my boogies they get out of control
I know that you don't care but I want you to know
The knee-stocking flavor is a favorite treat
Of men that don't bother with the taste of a teat

Oh, come on and kick me
Oh, come on and kick me
Come on and kick me
You've got your problems
I've got my ass wide
You've got your big G's
I've got my hash pipe
I've got my hash pipe

Oh, come on and kick me
Oh, come on and kick me
Come on and kick me
You've got your problems
I've got my ass wide
You've got your big G's
I've got my hash pipe
I've got my hash pipe

I've got my hash pipe
I've got my hash pipe



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Track duration: 03:07


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    Song Comparison:I may be showing my age, but does anyone else hear the theme song from the "Munsters" in this tune ?
    Flag jamesclucason August 17, 2012   Link
  • -2
    General Comment:Its obvious this song is about how drugs make everything better
    Flag MeGustaReggaeon January 21, 2011   Link
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    General Comment:i cant believe people even try to clown this shit. It hurts, literally. Centri Alpha: you must be the biggest muark in the entire world. i surly hope you can play some music on your own behalf because your hatred is just straight unjustified and incredibly ridiculous. I just started my Weezer onslaught and cant understand why anyone would even challenge their talent. Money... all i can say...
    Flag thegiraffekilleron March 25, 2010   Link
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    General Comment:I love this song it so catchy
    I could die of ear worms! ahhhh!
    I got my HASH PIPE!!!!!
    (walks away sing/yelling..)
    Rivers-if you are ever single
    I am your girl!! love love
    Flag Udahoon November 18, 2009   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:The Blue album is the best, but this song is fucking badass.
    Flag Christa426on November 08, 2009   Link
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    General Comment:Agree that the (Blue Album) and Pinkerton is Weezer's best work, but who are you snobs to say their music sucks. Most of you critics of Weezer probably can't even play an instrument or write a song. So who are you to say this sucks when there's more people out there that love their music? Every band has to evolve and change their sound, yeah maybe they went the commercial route but it's what they chose. Choose another band to follow if you're not satisfied and stfu, Weezer still kicks ass.
    Flag nightdreameron September 17, 2009   Link
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    General Comment:Many people think this song is about drugs. I pretty sure thats not the case. ill go through each line and say what it means to me

    I can't help my feelings, I'll go out of my mind-- The person this song is about has a big problem
    These players come to get me 'cause they'd like my behind-- a lot of men like to fuck this person in the ass
    I can't love my business if I can't get a trick-- this person is a prostitute, and its hard to like being a prostitute if you cant find a trick
    Down on Santa Monica where tricks are for kids-- this line is very funny but sad. Santa Monica Boulivard in West Hollywood is where the male prostitutes in LA hang out. There are quite few homeless teenage prostitutes out there, most are 15-19, but ive seen boys as young as 11 selling themselves. it's not super comon to see a prostitute under 14 though. and thats why he says "where tricks are for kids" funny but sad.

    Oh, come on and kick me-- the person feels down about himself?
    Oh, come on and kick me
    Come on and kick me
    You've got your problems
    I've got my ass wide-- he sure gets fucked a lot
    You've got your big jeans-- im not sure what that means
    I've got my hash pipe-- this is the only part of the song that mentions drugs. now, most prostitutes including the one this song is about, are addicted to heroin cocaine or meth. But I speak from a great deal of personal experience that its very hard to get through a job while high on coke or heroin and to a lesser extaent meth. lets just say they make things not work as well. so the person in this song uses his has pipe to get through jobs. being stoned can be a blessing when your bored.

    I can't help my boogies they get out of control-- A reference to IV drug use. boogies is a regional and/or older slang for the abcesses you get when you inject drugs.
    I know that you don't care but I want you to know
    The knee-stocking flavor is a favorite treat-- knee stockings. that would seem to indicate the person this song is about is a transvestite.
    Of men that don't bother with the taste of a teat--

    thats my interpretation, i could be totaly wrong though. maybe i just think it's about male prostitutes because i was one, but i doubt it.
    Flag childofthesun314on July 12, 2009   Link
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    General Comment:This is a cool song, ... weird words and story-line, .... but that's Weezer.
    Weezer finally started writing music and songs with melodies and you "hard-core" fans don't like it. Weird, ... the band gets better and you diss them. The early stuff sounded like everyone else out there, ... BLAND and BORING.

    Green Album is great - Photograph is also a killer song.

    Flag RTL777on June 07, 2009   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:I always thought he said "You got your big titties"

    Not a joke post, btw
    Flag NINirvana69on January 24, 2009   Link
  • -1
    General Comment:This is my favorite song of the Green Album. This is their best CD....So far. I think that their worst CD was Pinkerton. It just sounded stupid the whole way through.
    Flag 1hurricane13on August 26, 2008   Link

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