Stop me, oh, stop me
Stop me if you think that you've
Heard this one before
Stop me, oh, stop me
Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before

Nothing's changed
I still love you, oh, I still love you
...Only slightly, only slightly less than I used to, my love

I was delayed, I was way-laid
An emergency stop
I smelt the last ten seconds of life
I crashed down on the crossbar
And the pain was enough to make
A shy, bald, buddhist reflect
And plan a mass murder
Who said lied I'd to her?

Oh, who said I'd lied because I never? I never!
Who said I'd lied because I never?
I was detained, I was restrained
And broke my spleen
And broke my knee
(and then he really laced into me)
Friday night in out-patients
Who said I'd lied to her?

Oh, who said I'd lied? - Because I never, I never
Who said I'd lied? - Because I never

Oh, so I drank one
It became four
And when I fell on the floor...
...I drank more

Stop me, oh, stop me
Stop me if you think that you've
Heard this one before
Stop me, oh, stop me
Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before

Nothing's changed
I still love you, oh, I still love you
...Only slightly, only slightly less than I used to, my love



Lyrics submitted by weezerific:cutlery

Track duration: 03:34

"Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before" as written by Johnny Marr, Steven Patrick Morrissey

Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, Warner/Chappell Music, Inc., EMI Music Publishing

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  • 0
    My Interpretation:To me, this songs sounds as if it was about someone who always gives cheap excuses for being late with his partner. Something like.

    Person A: "Why are you so late? We were supposed to meet at 7 and it's 8 o'clock already."
    Person B: "I'm sorry, I was delayed. I crashed down on the crossbar and the pain was enough to make a shy, bald, buddhist reflect and plan a mass murder but that won't happen ever again."

    "Who said I lied?" Person B thinks, clearly denying he lied and keeps lying when he says he never lies. The only time he's being honest is when he says he still loves his partner but "only slightly less than he used to".

    It's such a funny and catchy song. I've been singing it for days now. Moz' voice here is to die for.
    Flag kobaneon January 31, 2013   Link
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    General Comment:To me it's a relationship break down, the ex-girlfriend has been told tales which inevitably ended the relationship, whist going through a rough patch, the man finds himself making unreasonable excuses for things that the lies where told on which are innocent things maliciously altered or maybe just not true. He drinks.
    The person telling lies is a mutual “friend” the mutual friend then becomes her lover after breaking the relationship. He sees them together and realises what has happened perhaps in the local pub, while drunk causes a scene, they fight and he gets beaten up.

    I love his song, it's very dark. There is certainly a malicious element.
    Flagged kisstheshadowson May 13, 2011   Link
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    General Comment:To me it's a relationship break down, the ex-girlfriend has been told tales which inevitably ended the relationship, whist going through a rough patch, the man finds himself making unreasonable excuses for things that the lies where told on which are innocent things maliciously altered or maybe just not true. He drinks.
    The person telling lies is a mutual “friend” the mutual friend then becomes her lover after breaking the relationship. He sees them together and realises what has happened perhaps in the local pub, while drunk causes a scene, they fight and he gets beaten up.

    I love his song, it's very dark. There is certainly a malicious element.
    Flagged kisstheshadowson May 13, 2011   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:To me it's a relationship break down, the ex-girlfriend has been told tales which inevitably ended the relationship, whist going through a rough patch, the man finds himself making unreasonable excuses for things that the lies where told on which are innocent things maliciously altered or maybe just not true. He drinks.
    The person telling lies is a mutual “friend” the mutual friend then becomes her lover after breaking the relationship. He sees them together and realises what has happened perhaps in the local pub, while drunk causes a scene, they fight and he gets beaten up.

    I love his song, it's very dark. There is certainly a malicious element.
    Flagged kisstheshadowson May 13, 2011   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:To me it's a relationship break down, the ex-girlfriend has been told tales which inevitably ended the relationship, whist going through a rough patch, the man finds himself making unreasonable excuses for things that the lies where told on which are innocent things maliciously altered or maybe just not true. He drinks.
    The person telling lies is a mutual “friend” the mutual friend then becomes her lover after breaking the relationship. He sees them together and realises what has happened perhaps in the local pub, while drunk causes a scene, they fight and he gets beaten up.

    I love his song, it's very dark. There is certainly a malicious element.
    Flagged kisstheshadowson May 13, 2011   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:To me it's a relationship break down, the ex-girlfriend has been told tales which inevitably ended the relationship, whist going through a rough patch, the man finds himself making unreasonable excuses for things that the lies where told on which are innocent things maliciously altered or maybe just not true. He drinks.
    The person telling lies is a mutual “friend” the mutual friend then becomes her lover after breaking the relationship. He sees them together and realises what has happened perhaps in the local pub, while drunk causes a scene, they fight and he gets beaten up.

    I love his song, it's very dark. There is certainly a malicious element.
    Flagged kisstheshadowson May 13, 2011   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:To me it's a relationship break down, the ex-girlfriend has been told tales which inevitably ended the relationship, whist going through a rough patch, the man finds himself making unreasonable excuses for things that the lies where told on which are innocent things maliciously altered or maybe just not true. He drinks.
    The person telling lies is a mutual “friend” the mutual friend then becomes her lover after breaking the relationship. He sees them together and realises what has happened perhaps in the local pub, while drunk causes a scene, they fight and he gets beaten up.

    I love his song, it's very dark. There is certainly a malicious element.
    Flagged kisstheshadowson May 13, 2011   Link
  • +1
    General Comment:To me it's a relationship break down, the ex-girlfriend has been told tales which inevitably ended the relationship, whist going through a rough patch, the man finds himself making unreasonable excuses for things that the lies where told on which are innocent things maliciously altered or maybe just not true. He drinks.
    The person telling lies is a mutual “friend” the mutual friend then becomes her lover after breaking the relationship. He sees them together and realises what has happened perhaps in the local pub, while drunk causes a scene, they fight and he gets beaten up.

    I love his song, it's very dark. There is certainly a malicious element.
    Flagged kisstheshadowson May 13, 2011   Link
  • 0
    Song Meaning:To me it's a relationship break down, the ex girlfriend has been told tales which inevitably ended the relationship, the man finds himself making unreasonable excuses for things that the tales where told on. Innocent things maliciously altered??? He drinks, she finds someone new. He gets beaten up in a drunken state, perhaps making a bit of a scene in the pub in which the new couple are in. Possibility involving the source of the tales???

    I love his song, it's very dark. Theres certainly a malicious element.

    Flagged kisstheshadowson May 11, 2011   Link
  • 0
    Song Meaning:To me it's a relationship break down, the ex girlfriend has been told tales which inevitably ended the relationship, the man finds himself making unreasonable excuses for things that the tales where told on. Innocent things maliciously altered??? He drinks, she finds someone new. He gets beaten up in a drunken state, perhaps making a bit of a scene in the pub in which the new couple are in. Possibility involving the source of the tales???

    I love his song, it's very dark. Theres certainly a malicious element.

    Flagged kisstheshadowson May 11, 2011   Link

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