What ghosts exist behind these attic walls?
There's got to be a simpler explanation,
Cause I scrimped and I saved
Just to find that they've been splicing my inventions.

Cold skin and bones and this latitude;
We ain't paying until the heat comes through.
So you slept in a stocking cap and wool scarf and the

Promises of payments were
Upon your shoulders constantly,
But don't foget to entertain
Cause this is your first defense.

Four-year offense to the devoted type.
I may have got an invitation, but I wasn't invited.
But I thought that this meant
Something more than broken hearts and new addictions.

We'll leave our sins within the carpet twine.
Our bodies will dissolve the chemicals in due time.

Promises of payments were
Upon your shoulders constantly,
But don't forget to entertain
Cause this is your first defense.
This is your first defense.

This is a first defense.
This was a first defense.
This is my last defense.



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"Scientist Studies" as written by Benjamin Gibbard

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    General Comment:I don't know about the rest of the song, but I thought "I may have got an invitation but I wasn't invited" refers to the wedding the narrator attends later in the album, of the girl that was using him to cheat on her fiance?

    I'm basing this off an interpretation of the album as conceptual I read somewhere.
    Flag ironwaffleon May 16, 2013   Link
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    General Comment:My first inclination was to view this song as a metaphor--albeit a cryptic one--of a relationship gone bad, in which the dumpee (our narrator) feels that he's invested so much yet received so little in return.


    What ghosts exist behind these attic walls? / There's got to be a simpler explanation.
    (What/who from her past haunts the way she thinks? He doesn't understand how their relationship went awry.)

    'Cause I scrimped and I saved / Just to find that they've been splicing my inventions.
    (He worked hard at making the relationship work, just to have his investment go to waste.)

    Cold skin and bones and this latitude / We ain't paying 'til the heat comes through.
    (She treats him poorly and seems to want freedom, but he won't give in. She needs to come to him first.)

    So you slept / In a stocking cap and wool scarf
    (She wouldn't initiate contact, and stayed bundled up in bed)

    Promises of payments were / Upon your shoulders constantly
    (She promised to make more of an effort in the relationship, and this pressure weighed her down)

    But don't forget to entertain / 'Cause this is your first defense
    (She made an effort once in a while, but just enough to keep him around)

    A four-year offense to the devoted type / I may have got an invitation, but I wasn't invited.
    (He's invested his time and love for four years, but feels as though he was never truly wanted.)

    But I thought that this meant something more / Than broken hearts and new addictions
    (The breakup surprises him, and he wants neither a broken heart nor a new relationship.)

    We'll leave our sins within the carpet twine / Our bodies will dissolve the chemicals in due time.
    (All that remains are memories, like when they made love on the floor. Their bodily fluids will be walked over and stepped on.)

    This is my last defense.
    (He knows he can do no more, and is now moving on.)


    I know of a relationship that went this way, and these lyrics immediately made me think of how hurt the guy was. While he may have known all along that the relationship wasn't balanced, he feels as though his time invested was worth it, will always cherish their moments shared, and knows in his heart that he loved honestly, consoling him throughout this difficult time.
    Flag krounds12on February 07, 2012   Link
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    General Comment:Wow. savestheday3785 pretty much nails it, and yet people continue to post their absurd interpretations...
    Flag notahateron December 10, 2011   Link
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    General Comment:i love how this song is nearly ten years old and we, the loyal, dreaming fans (perpetually put in awe by this magical band) are still trying to decipher it. amazing.

    what i don't love is who knows the last time they even played it live. songs like "the ice is getting thinner" and "your new twin sized bed" are simply no basis for comparison to the majesty of the entire we have the facts... album.
    Flag HisDudenesson December 27, 2009   Link
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    My Interpretation:"this is your first defense" is likely a double meaning of "this is my life, my best option for my future and so you should accept it" that the girl might have said to him, and also that she's defending her thesis at grad school--don't forget to entertain, those professors don't like to be bored with some dull presentation! If she does it right (at grad school) she'll be done and move on to her new life.

    but yes, this is his last defense, he's got nothing else left, he just thought the whole experience of sharing time as borderline-poor grad students meant a lot more than it did to her. so it goes.
    Flag MrRobotoon June 17, 2009   Link
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    General Comment:This song is amazing, you can take each sentence with a different meaning. I take "I may have got an invitation but I wasn't invited" as his former lover's wedding invitation.
    Flag BornIndieon May 04, 2009   Link
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    General Comment:Okay, I just spent half this night listening to this album piecing it all together.
    I think he's spending alot of time in his attic, thinking about the girl the album centers around, trying to figure out which memories of her are permanantly trapped in the house they lived in together.
    "I scrimped and I saved just to find that they've been splicing my inventions", I see as having a double meaning. One meaning, he tried and he tried for her only to find that other people had been changing her, taking her away from him. The other more literal and tying in with the next part. He remembers them struggling to pay utilities and such, leading to a lot of time between them trying to keep warm when the heat was off.
    I think the chorus means that he feels that she owes him something, that he still places her percieved debt to him upon her shoulders. But, at the same time, he wants to be friendly with her, if just because of the debt. To him, it's her first and last defense in a courtroom-style facedown he's imagined between himself and the girl in his head.
    Perhaps the second verse means that this all took place over four years. He was only invited to the wedding in Company Calls Epilogue as a formality, a friendly gesture, though he wasn't really meant to come, and he thought the whole situation meant more to her than it really did, his broken heart and her new addiction to her new husband. In finality, he finds that even this will be a memory integrated into the house, into the carpet fibers, and the chemicals that made him love her will eventually fade.
    Lastly, in the case he's made for her, this is his final defense. He's done fighting to win her back, and he's done trying to make his case against her.

    ... Or maybe I'm on crack.
    Flag diikaeon August 16, 2008   Link
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    General Comment:Piecing together the title of the song as well as the lyrics, I think the song is about gibbard's first year at college. If you take the lyrics very literally, the first stanza is him being pissed off about how cold the attic is. He's paying his rent in full, he's asked for heat from the landlord, and they just won't fix it. His only explanation is there's ghosts in the walls. (like the myth of cold spells when ghosts are nearby). So after they fuck up trying to fix the heat, they lay the smack down and say hey, i'm not payin rent til that heat is fixed.. i'd rather sleep in a damn winter coat.

    The chorus is simply about him playing shows to make money to pay rent, and how entertaining people at shows is his best way to come up with dough (first defense).

    He decides college is more like prison, and enrolling is a "four-year offense" (like a sentence for a criminal) if you are devoted enough to stick it out and get a degree. His "invitation" was his admittance to the university, but he didn't really fit in and wasn't cut out for college (he knew he wasn't really invited.. he would never do well). So, like many people, he said fuck it and took up alcohol/drug habits and just played shows for money. The chemicals will pass through your system, but the spilt drinks will and throw up will be soaked up by the carpet. He thought college would get him success and a promising future, but failed relationships and pressing for rent led to binge drinking and what not (broken hearts and addictions).

    In the end, college isn't for ben, and he's playing shows just to pay his rent.
    Flag savestheday3785on August 13, 2007   Link
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    General Comment:i felt like this song was about a new experience of some kind, living alone, college, etc. in response to TehTomato about the whole "our bodies will dissolve the chemicals in due time"...i don't think it was about suicide or whatever, it definately sounded more like drugs/alcohol.
    Flag o m f g its letion April 24, 2007   Link
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    General Comment:"TehTomato: in No Joy in Mudville, he takes a trip back to her place with beer and bullets repeating the phrase "it's on"

    actually no, Silvertones and bullets refers to the two types of guitars ben played at the time. Bullets are a cheap fender guitar. No joy in mudville is about lou reed, not killing someone.
    Flag JamesKaineron March 24, 2007   Link

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