There's a time for lies
And a time for truth
I say, eye for an eye
Eye for a tooth

When I roamed young
I'd scavenge around
Every nook and cranny
Of our little town
It's nice, so nice, to be

Pull out the cannon boys
Steal us some wine
Puff Tijuana Smalls
Shake hands with beef

She's so fine
She's so sweet
Mom and Pop they raised her
On huge slabs of meat

She's fine
A man of nine
Water derby day
Twenty six pumps
on a Crossman
And it's time to play

It's nice, so nice, to be

Pull out the cannon boys
Steal us some wine
Puff Tijuana Smalls
Shake hands with beef


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Shake Hands With Beef Lyrics as written by Les Claypool Bryan Kei Mantia

Lyrics © Downtown Music Publishing

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    I love this song, it's so catchy. I think the chorus says what it's about: Drinking, getting high and masturbating. =)

    Wurby Tictocon September 26, 2004   Link

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