Tool – Die Eier Von Satan

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Half a cup of powdered sugar
One quarter teaspoon salt
One knife tip Turkish hash
Half a pound butter
One teaspoon vanilla-sugar
Half a pound flour
A hundred and fifty g ground nuts
A little extra powdered sugar
And no eggs
Place in a bowl
Add butter
Add the ground nuts and
Knead the dough
Form eyeball-size pieces from the dough
Roll in the powdered sugar
And say the Magic Words:
"Sim sala bim bamba sala do saladim"
Place on a greased baking pan and
Bake at two hundred degrees for fifteen minutes
And no eggs
Bake at two hundred degrees for fifteen minutes
And no eggs.

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Lyrics submitted by Jondude11, edited by Assalopop

"Die Eier Von Satan" as written by Daniel Carey, Adam Jones, Justin Chancellor, Maynard James Keenan

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    General Comment:The name is probably a reference to that the Nazis were so horrible that they would be compared to Satan but it doesn't seem to have anything to do with the song itself.
    Flag MetalRoxon February 25, 2013   Link
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    General Comment:they are making you high as fuck!!!!!!!!!
    Flag Assalopopon October 22, 2012   Link
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    General Comment:weird connection, the song meaning website bar at the top of the screen is saying Guten Tag before my username today...strange.
    Flag AquilusDominion August 10, 2012   Link
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    General Comment:Cookies! aka the balls of satan. Love how they made it sound like a Nazi rally, really freaks your parents out the first time they hear it until you inform them it's actually a cookie recipe in german. anyone ever make the cookies?
    Flag AquilusDominion August 10, 2012   Link
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    Song Meaning:Definitely a very Tool-ish song, one that makes me glad I know enough German to know what he is saying, and one that can be great for watching the reactions of people who don't understand any German who assume it's something about Hitler and the Nazis, even Maynard is only giving us a recipe for cookies that people are cheering about. But then again who wouldn't get excited about some cookies made with Turkish hash?
    Flag Warharton August 01, 2012   Link
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    General Comment:Look...guys. Can't someone make a joke without someone over-interpreting it? Die Eier von Satin is about Hash Cookies. The reason they 're referred to as eggs is because they're somewhat spheroid, or shaped like an egg. The humor is derived from the fact that even though they are called "The eggs of Satan" they have no eggs in them. Additional humor is derived from the fact that most of Tool's audience don't know German. Therefore, due to the tone of voice and the fact that it's in German, it sounds kind of "Nazi", so to speak. Images like these are obviously conjured up from seeing footage of Hitler speeches, etc. When one finds out the lyrics are about making cookies "with drugs in them, hence the Satan reference", the joke comes to fruition.

    It's as simple as that. I thought it was rather funny. Gee, what is this crazy German lyric about....oh...Cookies! Who woulda thunk!
    Flagged johnthedon December 21, 2011   Link
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    General Comment:I was actually thinking of trying to make this recipe, lol.
    Flagged TreverUndeadon December 11, 2011   Link
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    Lyric Correction:While I appreciate the translation, I have to say this: These are not the correct words to the song! The lyrics for 'Die Eier von Satan' are in German, and this is a translation for those words. I would like to see the actual German words for the song, and optionally followed by the translation.
    Flag dave.hakuon October 14, 2011   Link
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    General Comment:hahahahahahahaha!!! this shit is the funniest thing ive ever heard of! roflcopter! so stoned right now
    Flag gigmysteron November 17, 2010   Link
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    General Comment:so i know that this song is a just about a recipe cookies.
    tool put it in german so it makes it sound like a crazy facist german
    in reality its just a recipe and its testing you to see if you're racist or not.
    tool is saying that some ppl make a huge deal out of really small things.
    Flag Tenshimentraon September 12, 2010   Link

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