Lyrics for Sir Psycho Sexy as interpreted by shut

Sir Psycho Sexy Lyrics
long, long, long, long time ago
Before the wind, before the snow
Lived a man, lived a man I know
Lived a freak of nature named Sir Psycho

Sir Psycho Sexy that is me
Sometimes I find I need to scream

He's a freak of nature
But we love him so
He's a freak of nature
But we let him go

Deep inside the garden of Eden
Standing there with my hard on bleedin'
Theres a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen
Good God no that would be treason
Believe me Eve she gave good reason
Botty looking too good not to be squeezin'
Creamy beaver hotter than a fever
I'm a givin' 'cause she's the reciever
I won't and I don't hang up until I please her
Makin' her feel like an over achiever
I take it away for a minute just to tease her
Then I give it back a little bit deeper

[chorus]
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man that I met 1 time
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man that left me blind
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man he's the man he's
the man

He's a freak of nature
But we love him so
He's a freak of nature
But we let him go

I got stopped by a lady cop
In my automobile
She said get out and spead your legs
And then she tried to cop a feel
That cop she was all dressed in blue
Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you
She stuck my butt with her big black stick
I said "what's up?" now suck my dick
Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb
She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand
On her crotch so very warm
I could feel her getting wet through her uniform
Proppin' her up on the black and white
Unzipped and slipped "ooo that's tight"
I swatted her like no swat team can
Turned a cherry pie right into jam

(chorus)

Hello young woman that I love
Pretty punk rock mamma that I'm thinking of
Hold me naked if you will
In your arms in your legs in your pussy I'd kill
To be with you, to kiss with you, I do miss you
I love you

Lay me down ....
Descending waves of graceful pleasure
For your love there is no measure
Her curves they bend with subtle splendor

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the funk will make me freak
If I should die before I waked
Allow me Lord to rock out naked
Bored by the ordinary time to take a trip
Calling up a little girl with a bull whip
Lickety split go snap "snap"
Girl gettin' off all in my lap
The tallest tree the sweetest sap
Blowin' my ass right off the map
Ooo and it's nice out here
I think I'll stay for a while

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King of Some Island
06-24-2006

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Its like he took 3 random pornos and wrote a song about them...

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aocrkid
07-04-2006

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they just dont make it like this anymore. FUCK MIKE PATTON!!!!!!!

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aocrkid
07-04-2006

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they just dont make it like this anymore. FUCK MIKE PATTON!!!!!!!

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AllMyRivals
08-01-2006

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the first time i actually read the lyrics to this song i completely laughed my ass off. never really payed attention to the lyrics before that, i love the music. i love this song!

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brain_stew
08-04-2006

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It's about Anthony himself, just as Jungle Man is about Flea, and Skinny Sweaty Man about Hillel

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nerfdork
08-31-2006

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i love the music after the lyrics! you can just loop it and it could go on forever. personally, it's very nostalgic. i love it!

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redhotzeplover
09-03-2006

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Unl8nswallow::

haha, gotta try that sometime... and in an elevator. wow thatd be fun. i wonder how many kids asked their parents what you were singin about hehe.

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miserablef
09-03-2006

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ITS ABOUT THE WAY TO LIVE

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b.e.b.e.
09-29-2006

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i started lisent to rhcp because of this song. song is soooo fucking good and soooo sick that i just adore it. it`s crazyy

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mayxiv
10-13-2006

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SEX SEX SEX oh my god. This is the sexiest song in the whole universe. I hear it and go insane and unfortunately my boyfriend doesn't feel the same.
Listening to John talk about it on the Funky Monks DVD just makes me laugh because everything he says is dead on.

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Grungehead217
10-24-2006

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This song is totally musically pornography, honestly, i feel i have to shower after listening to it.

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Had to comment...
11-21-2006

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In reply to Bongo's comment about the outro and why it how it is... Sir psycho sexy is the spiritual ending to Blood Sugar Sex Magik.. Red Hot is just a joke outre ending. What this means is that it embodies the slow change from funk to melody, and represents the bands change in attitude and music. The next album "Californication" Is a lot more melody orientated. Sir psycho sexy, although in crude form is about sex, has an underlying message of moving on, and, not exactly growing up, but of change.

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d-sweetie
01-17-2007

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this is by far one of my all time favorite RHCP songs! Flea is such an amazing bassist and they all master funk to its fullest... not to mention you just feel like a bad ass when singing the lyrics to the tune!

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mrs.sideik
04-16-2007

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I think Anthony is very creative, he's matured a lot since his blood sugar sex magik days, but i miss the old sex crazed kiedis...don't you??? I think this song is pretty funny, it's long as hell though (8 mins.)

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mrs.sideik
04-16-2007

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I think Anthony is very creative, he's matured a lot since his blood sugar sex magik days, but i miss the old sex crazed kiedis...don't you??? I think this song is pretty funny, it's long as hell though (8 mins.)

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anthony_is_my_fire
06-24-2007

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i miss old skool kiedis as well
best song`ever
crazy looks are got when singing this lyllaby

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dalyac
06-27-2007

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awesome song once you realise what what anthony is saying on every single line... i found it hard to understand everything just by listening at first. i think the "got stopped by a lady cop In my automobile" should have 'automobile spelled hot-o-mobile tho. isnt ther a pun on the word? i thought so... "like a ram gettin ready to jam the lamb"=amazinnng rhyme and rythm are perfect! ram=battering ram meaning his cock
jam=fill up the hole under her crotch meaning fucking her lamb=affectionate term for the lady and makes contrast between the frailness of the lamb and what she is just about to be fucked by! conclusion: anthony kiedis is psycho sexy even when he composes lyrics!! and a genius...

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dalyac
06-27-2007

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who cares about how long ago kiedis was when he came up with all this stuff, and whether he's still the same sort of person??? its not like we knew him... all we know of him is his music and songs stay the same forever so it dosnt matter whether or not he's still crazed bout sex anymore

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RHCP First
07-10-2007

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according to a documentary kind of thing on youtube i found (search funky monks) it said they had a chick hired to have sex with the band

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kiza
07-20-2007

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so about sex every way u look at it it just turns into sex serious read like basically every line and there is likew something aabout sex in them
specally the lady cop bit
wateva kiz

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kiza
07-20-2007

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such a cook song thow
its like sooooooooooo fucking koool

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RHCPzephyr
10-31-2007

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It really sounds like its about Anthony!And he IS sir psycho sexy.Hes a sexiest man alive, thats for sure!!! I adore him!

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RHCPzephyr
11-10-2007

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i like Anthony no matter has he changed or not.his lyrics are still awesome, and his voice is amazing.hes still a same person, he just grew up, started caring for people around him, and schrunk his past enormous ego, found a women of his life (Heather)and stoped taking drugs, those things really change life, you know.

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kjelly
11-14-2007

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Definately frustrated
but proof that life is beautiful
the crazyness gives me euphoria
i like to think he can release his feelings the same

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rachelll123
12-15-2007

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This song and album is a major part of me loving rhcp. Me and my boyfriend listen to this song blasting in the car, singing at the top of our lungs. Then you can just guess what happens next.

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