Lyrics for Sir Psycho Sexy as interpreted by shut

Sir Psycho Sexy Lyrics
long, long, long, long time ago
Before the wind, before the snow
Lived a man, lived a man I know
Lived a freak of nature named Sir Psycho

Sir Psycho Sexy that is me
Sometimes I find I need to scream

He's a freak of nature
But we love him so
He's a freak of nature
But we let him go

Deep inside the garden of Eden
Standing there with my hard on bleedin'
Theres a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen
Good God no that would be treason
Believe me Eve she gave good reason
Botty looking too good not to be squeezin'
Creamy beaver hotter than a fever
I'm a givin' 'cause she's the reciever
I won't and I don't hang up until I please her
Makin' her feel like an over achiever
I take it away for a minute just to tease her
Then I give it back a little bit deeper

[chorus]
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man that I met 1 time
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man that left me blind
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man he's the man he's
the man

He's a freak of nature
But we love him so
He's a freak of nature
But we let him go

I got stopped by a lady cop
In my automobile
She said get out and spead your legs
And then she tried to cop a feel
That cop she was all dressed in blue
Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you
She stuck my butt with her big black stick
I said "what's up?" now suck my dick
Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb
She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand
On her crotch so very warm
I could feel her getting wet through her uniform
Proppin' her up on the black and white
Unzipped and slipped "ooo that's tight"
I swatted her like no swat team can
Turned a cherry pie right into jam

(chorus)

Hello young woman that I love
Pretty punk rock mamma that I'm thinking of
Hold me naked if you will
In your arms in your legs in your pussy I'd kill
To be with you, to kiss with you, I do miss you
I love you

Lay me down ....
Descending waves of graceful pleasure
For your love there is no measure
Her curves they bend with subtle splendor

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the funk will make me freak
If I should die before I waked
Allow me Lord to rock out naked
Bored by the ordinary time to take a trip
Calling up a little girl with a bull whip
Lickety split go snap "snap"
Girl gettin' off all in my lap
The tallest tree the sweetest sap
Blowin' my ass right off the map
Ooo and it's nice out here
I think I'll stay for a while

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theatrepunk03
07-25-2002

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This is a song about Anthony, Sir Psycho Sexy himself. About his love for women, and sex. I love the way Ant talks about himself in this song....very cocky (no pun intended ;) )

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Fred39
07-29-2002

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this is such a wonderfully crude, no-fucking-around song. I love singing this song loudly

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alqwyn_69
10-12-2002

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erm...well, obviously, this song means nothing to me except sex, whichever way you look at it, it's just an outing for anthony kiedis to display his sexual prowess. not that i believe he is half as virile in the real world, but hey, that's guys for you.
good song though. sing it looooooud.

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malachite
04-15-2003

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:-) It's just so...dirty. Gotta love it.

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ClassClown
06-23-2003

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anthony is such a fucking badass. I'm surprised there aren't more comments for this indisputable funk anthem. Really cool guitar changes throughout. o yeah, and, umm... kind of a lot of ... um... sexual references.... i guess...

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quiffporn
04-12-2004

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I love this song, I think basically, its about a bunch of Anthony's favorite sex fantasies, but played out through the third person.

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Unl8nswallow
04-16-2004

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I walked around Disney World singing it at the top of my lungs. Talk about your fun times... hehehehe

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redhedrocker
04-24-2004

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i swear this is my absolute favorite guilty pleasure. the music in it is genius too.

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chilis*rule
04-28-2004

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i LOVE this song! i keep singing it out loud all the time and my friends think i'm crazy. it's just so cool and uuuhh...interesting. and, in my opinion, i think anthony's has evry right to call himself sir psycho sexy.

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redhedrocker
05-04-2004

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amen.

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flea
05-07-2004

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Saw this thing on the RHCP.com bbs...

(Enter Sandman, Metallica)
Now I lay me down to sleep
Pray the lord my soul to keep
If I die before I wake
Pray the lord my soul to take

(Sir Psycho Sexy)
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the funk will make me freak
If I should die before I waked
Allow me Lord to rock out naked

Sir Psycho Sexy was recorded almost at the same time as Enter Sandman, strange though.

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redhedrocker
05-09-2004

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actually i dont think its wierd, i mean its a pretty common prayer that little kids usually say before they go to bed...

"now i lay me down to sleep
i pray the Lord my soul to keep
if i should die before i wake
i pray thee lord my soul to take"

basically the same as Metallia.

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bongo
05-17-2004

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oo its kinda nice out here....i think i'll stay for a while...

Then for some reason it goes from being funky to this kinda sad chord sequence, thats the only mystery in this song.

This is what I think

"The tallest tree the sweetest sap
Blowin' my ass right off the map "

That part is obviously ejaculation, then 'its kinda nice out here' seems to be some kind of after sex euphoria, then the next part seems to be falling asleep after sex, eventually fading out into oblivion. Probably tons of people are going to see that as being a drug reference but i disagree. this song is about sex, and all guys fall asleep after sex.

anyway best.outtro.ever

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bongo
05-19-2004

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also these lyrics could be better. For example they're missing the final 'sir psycho sir psycho yeah....Yeah' and 'Shit'. Also they ignore that the 2nd time round it's 1st person instead of 3rd person. ie. 'I'm the man' not 'he's the man'. Some attention to detail would be nice

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Vertigo22
06-04-2004

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"On her crotch so very warm
I could feel her getting wet through her uniform
Proppin' her up on the black and white
Unzipped and slipped "ooo that's tight"
I swatted her like no swat team can
Turned a cherry pie right into jam "

Fucking hilarious and awesome.

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PeRdEdOr
07-05-2004

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i think this song is hilarious too. but awesome too. i love the 'swatted her like no swat team can' and the prayer. its SO COOL

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PeRdEdOr
07-05-2004

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and yes, anthony is sir psycho sexy!

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torrance21
10-17-2004

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Is it wrong to want Anthony to be singing this about me? Lol. I do love it thought, he certainly doesn't mix his words!

Torrance. xx.

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melrfaz
10-31-2004

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u listen 2 this song nd its really fun nd ur just singin along... u look in the lyrics booklet and ur like "What?" its just a very cool song bout how sexy he knows he is. which he is. definitely up there wiv ashton kutcher.

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rhcp_girl
11-06-2004

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awesome song!!!!! anthony is totally sir physco...he is so sexy, makes me wanna be a lady cop!!!!

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dirty_magic
12-05-2004

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I think he was maybe a lil bit sexually frustrated when he wrote this...

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atheistmitch
12-17-2004

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I love this song because well it has alot of sexually references in it. and I love chili peppers because they obviously dont care what people think of them or they wouldnt dare write songs like that. kick ass.

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i love JF
12-22-2004

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well anthony is the sexiest person to walk this planet
BUT the wee tune near the end REALLY sounds like jimmi hemdrix "hey baby" so mabey sir psycho sexy is Hillel as he was one of jimmis biggest fan in the world
and remember kids if 6 was 9!!!
hillels fave jimmi song of all time!!!

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johnyf_mybaby
12-23-2004

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one of the best testaments to funk of all time. love it. i wana lay down with ak.

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pocket_manual
12-28-2004

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what does "Turned a cherry pie right into jam" mean??

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