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("Ha ha, well now! We call this the act of mating. But there are several
other very important differences between human beings and animals that you
should know about.")
(Whisper: "I'd appreciate your input")
Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought me
and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes, I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch, you want it rough, you're out of bounds
I want you smothered, want you covered, like my Waffle House hash browns
Come quicker than Fed Ex, never reaching apex like Coca-Cola stock you are
inclined to make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
[Chorus]
(Do it now)
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Gettin' horny now)
Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific, I want to be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean, means "small craft
advisory"
So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide, be -5, you sunk my battle ship
Please turn me on, I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time", you'll Lovett just like
Lyle
And then we'll do it doggie style so we can both watch X-Files
[Chorus:Repeat x3]
other very important differences between human beings and animals that you
should know about.")
(Whisper: "I'd appreciate your input")
Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought me
and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes, I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch, you want it rough, you're out of bounds
I want you smothered, want you covered, like my Waffle House hash browns
Come quicker than Fed Ex, never reaching apex like Coca-Cola stock you are
inclined to make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
[Chorus]
(Do it now)
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Gettin' horny now)
Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific, I want to be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean, means "small craft
advisory"
So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide, be -5, you sunk my battle ship
Please turn me on, I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time", you'll Lovett just like
Lyle
And then we'll do it doggie style so we can both watch X-Files
[Chorus:Repeat x3]
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The first example of this alternate meaning is found in the very first line of the song. Texas droughts are notoriously damaging, especially recent examples. Could the author be saying that physical love with his partner is damaging him emotionally? This is in fact reinforced by the next line, where he explains that "only Prince would sing about" their lovemaking. But Prince has more than his fair share of songs about emotionally damaging relationships. Could the author for example be alluding to the chorus, and not the verses, of songs like "When Doves Cry"? The references to mammals and the Discovery Channel in the chorus are interesting, as they suggest that the author is thinking about and comparing his sexual relationships to those of other animals. He seems to wish that his own instances of intercourse could be as primal and instinctive as those on the Discovery Channel. Perhaps this is because the author is unhappy with his current experiences of intercourse. Perhaps, the emotional baggage not seen on the Discovery Channel is what he wishes to escape?
The author also seems worried about his next encounter with his partner, as evidenced in second verse with the lines "if I capsize in your thighs, high tide", and "you sunk my battle ship". The use of the words "capsize" and "sunk" in this context suggest that the author is not actually enthusiastic about the prospects of the encounter, and might in fact be nervous or unhappy. The next line "please turn me on" can then be seen as a despairing prayer rather than an erotic suggestion.
Finally, the last line of the song can be seen to confirm this lack of commitment to the lovemaking event. The author suggests that he and his partner might construct their lovemaking in such a way as so that they may watch X-Files while in the act. Is the author so repulsed or disinterested in his partner that he needs to watch a television program to take his mind off the fact that they are engaged in intercourse? It certainly appears to be the case.
I hope that this exploration of the alternative meaning of this classic song inspires others to posit their own views on the author's work.
Jimmy Pop isn't one to write a song about "lovemaking".
but other then that its fkn ace
They write what they find funny. FUNNY. They are in no way saying "YAY SEX!" they are just writing for laughs.
We can't stop laughing.
This song is an allusion to the Sino Prussian war of 1905, I believe.