Gitchy, gitchy
Ooh la la
Da doo ron ron
You won't get far

I'm machine
I'm obsolete
In the land of the free
Lobotomy

I wanna suck, I wanna lick
I want to cry and I want to spit
Tears of pleasure
Tears of pain
They trickle down your face the same

It's how you look
Not how you feel
A city of glass
With no heart

If I had a tail
I'd own the night
If I had a tail
I'd swat the flies

Yeah, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh
Yeah, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh

Gitchy, gitchy
Ooh la la
Da doo ron ron
It won't get far

Animals in
The midnight zone
When you own the world
You're always home

Get your hands dirty
Roll up them sleeves
Brainwashed or true believers?
Buy flash cars
Diamond rings
Expensive holes to bury things

I'm machine
I'm obsolete
In the land of the free
Immortality

If I had a tail
I'd own the place
If I had a tail
I'd swat the flies

Oh-oh-oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh
Oh-oh-oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh

See me dancing on the stars
See me dance

If I have a tail
I will control the night
If I have a tail
I will control the night
If I have a tail
I will control the night


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If I Had a Tail Lyrics as written by Josh Homme Dean Anthony Fertita

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    My Interpretation

    Rather than "having a tail" representing being some sort of sociopath or rapist, it looks more like that's the natural state, like being an animal. This is opposed to the unnatural, machine-like, superficial state that humanity, and specifically Americans, find themselves in, where surface appearances matter more than substance.

    So, "if I had a tail" would mean "if I could be myself and not worry about it". It's aspirational, which matches the mood and tone of the song. If I had a tail, I'd swat the flies. If I could be like an animal, I'd get rid of the superficial annoyances.

    DCShannonon July 15, 2023   Link

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