They see me mowin' my front lawn
I know they're all thinkin' I'm so
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy?
Look at me, I'm white and nerdy

I wanna roll with the gangstas
But so far they all think I'm too
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Really white and nerdy

First in my class here at M-I-T
Got skills, I'm a champion at D and D
M.C. Escher, that's my favorite M.C.
Keep you're forty, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking's in my library

My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills, but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a wiz' at Minesweeper, and I play for days
Once you've see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin' so fast, I'll set the place ablaze

There's no killer app I haven't run (run)
At Pascal, well, I'm number one (one)
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat, but I got a soldering gun (What?)
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

Here's the part I sing on

You see me roll on my Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy?
Look at me, I'm white and nerdy

I'd like to roll with the gangstas
Although it's apparent I'm too
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
How'd I get so white and nerdy?

I been browsin', inspectin' X-Men comics
You know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect them
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L

I got a business doing websites (websites)
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do H-T-M-L for 'em all
Even made a homepage for my dog, yo
I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop, pop, hope no one sees me gettin' freaky

I'm nerdy in the extreme
Whiter than sour cream
I was in AV club, and glee club
And even the chess team
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was "Do I like Kirk, or do I like Picard?"
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin', they're laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so
White and nerdy

Just because I'm white and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy
All because I'm white and nerdy
Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy

I wanna bowl with the gangstas
But, oh well, it's obvious I'm
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Look at me, I'm white and nerdy



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Track duration: 02:50

"White & Nerdy" as written by Hakeem T. Seriki, Anthony Henderson, Juan Carlos Jr. Salinas, Oscar Edward Salinas

Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, EMI Music Publishing

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    General Comment:This is crazy! I laugh with this one as well! I'd better go to bed, I have the giggles again!
    Flag happy7on March 10, 2012   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:i have to admit IM WHITE AND NERDY
    Flag gogogirlon September 23, 2011   Link
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    General Comment:i have to admit
    Flag gogogirlon September 23, 2011   Link
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    General Comment:the best bits are:
    Steven Hawking's in my library
    My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
    Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces
    Yo, I know pi to a thousand places

    There's no killer app I haven't run
    At Pascal, well I'm number one
    Do vector calculus just for fun
    I ain't got a gat but I got a soldering gun

    I can't do vector calc(i'm 14). but i DO do math for fun(algebra, some calculus.). and solder is the most useful thing ever invented.
    and yeah, i love programming, RPG's(not D&D, traveller)math, the works.

    MY SKIN IS THE COLOR OF SALT AND I'M NERDY ENOUGH TO TAKE ON A BATTALION OF BLACK RAPPERS!
    Flag Elixison July 23, 2009   Link
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    General Comment:this song fits me
    Flag Godlover42on May 17, 2009   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:I love this song...

    "Happy Days is my favorite theme song
    I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong"

    hahaha my favorite part!


    He's so good I hope he'll come up with another one soon. I'm actually surpsried he didn't do one for Rihanna's Umbrella...
    or Kanya West "Stronger" lol that would have been a good one.
    Flag dorky_twilighteron October 30, 2008   Link
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    General Comment:kinda reminds me of Sheldon on big bang theory. anyway... the kirk vs. picard question: i like picard better. i think i would rather have a fatherly figure as captain instead of a stupid manslut like kirk. PICARD RULES! wow, im such a nerd...
    Flag LadyYasashikuon October 13, 2008   Link
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    General Comment:hee hee!

    I edit Wikipedia!! Hee hee!
    Flag hada_púrpuraon August 11, 2008   Link
  • +1
    General Comment:Aulakauss, Stephen Hawking is currently revered as the best theoretical physicist on the planet, probably the smartest man alive, and has been for some time, save for a few years where he couldn't solve the information paradox but still supported a theory that sounded insane to the academic community.
    Flag ErdTirdManson January 28, 2008   Link
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    General Comment:ProfGlitch,

    This song is written in advance, therefore you are not "freestylin'" it on karaoke night.
    Flag ErdTirdManson January 28, 2008   Link

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