The Uninvited – I Wanna Be Your Dog

I want a cold wet nose
Claws on my toes
I want a little treat
Whenever I bet
I wanna bark all day
Sit and stay
I wanna sink my teeth
Into your mailman's leg
And I wanna eat dog food
From a dog dish in the back yard
I won't need a fork
And if I take a wiz
On the neighbor's lawn
Well that's alright
He always was a dork

I wanna be your dog
The best friend of them all
I wanna be your dog
I'll come whenever you call
I wanna be your dog
I wanna be your dog

I wanna sleep on the floor
Sleep some more
I wanna sleep on the rug
And sleep a little after that
I wanna crash on the lawn
All day long
I wanna sleep on the couch
Then take a nap
And I won't need a job
Or taxes or TV
I won't need a gun
Just say goodbye
To the evolutionary curse
Of the opposable thumb

Then I'll take a stroll
To the toilet bowl
And have drink
Yeah I don't care
And with doggie style
I'll scratch a while
And lick myself
Everywhere
Cause I know you're gonna love me
Pet me scratch me
Pat me on the head
And late at night
If it's alright
I'll curl up
At the foot of your bed

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