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My Self Esteem's Not Low Enough to Date ... Lyrics
You text at 3 in the morning
And you misspell my name You slept with half my friends on Facebook And most of them think you are lame You say that with me, it's different And you're not that big of a dick And if you disappear, it's just you're busy Not 'cause you're with some chick I know this might be uncool But I decided to tell you the truth My self esteem's not low enough to date you It's close, but not quite there Give me time to get a little bit more rejected And you and I could make an awesome pair A totally awesome pair I seem like your perfect target Like I've been lonely too long You think that I haven't had sex in forever And I'll admit that you're not wrong But I would rather have no one Than this crap would let me reaffirm I wouldn't touch your dick if I'd been poisoned And the antidote was in your sperm I know this might be uncool But I'm just telling the truth My self esteem's not low enough to date you It's close, but not quite there Give me time to get a little bit more desperate And you and I could make an awesome pair A totally awesome pair We could last forever Just have to give me time To learn to deal with bullshit And blatant lies But for now, now My self esteem's not low enough to date you It's so close, but not quite there Give me time to get a little bit more wasted And you and I could make an awesome pair A totally awesome pair
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08-08-2009
'you and i could make an awesome pair
a totally awesome pair'
08-26-2009
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