When my belly starts a'rumblin, and I'm jonesin' for a treat
I close my eyes for a big surprise, the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch

I love the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
The best, they grow on trees
and streams are thick in ranch dressing flow right up to your knees (right up to your knees)

there's tumble weeds of bacon, and cheddar paves the streets
folks don't front ya cause ya got the juice
there's a train of ladies comin with a nice caboose
never get in trouble never need an excuse, that's the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch

I love the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch no one tells you to behave (behave)
your wildest fantasies come true, Dallas Cheerleaders give you shade
where onions make you laugh instead and french fries grow like weeds

you get to veg all day, all the lotto tickets pay
there's a king who wants you to have it your way
that's the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch.

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