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Bagpipes From Baghdad Lyrics
Oh, it's music to my ears, oh man
How can I describe the way I feel? Fuckin' great, man Okay, let me see How can I begin? Locked in Mariah's wine cellar, all I had for lunch Was red wine, more red wine, and Cap'n Crunch Red wine for breakfast and for brunch And to soak it up, an in-between snack, crackers to munch Mariah, whatever happened to us? Why did we have to break up? All I asked for was a glass of punch You see, I never really asked for much I can't imagine what's Going through your mind after such A nasty break up with that Latin hunk Louis Miguel, Nick Cannon better back the fuck up I'm not playing, I want to back you, punk This is Hello Kitty bedspread satin funk Mixed with Egyptian with a little rap and punk Zap and Eric Clapton shaft brings ABBA crunk And yeah, baby, I want another crack at you You can beat me with any spatula that you want I mean, I really want you bad, you cunt Nick, you had your fun I've come to kick you in your sack of junk Man, I can use a fresh batch of blood So prepare your vernacular for Dracular acupuncture Bagpipes from Baghdad When will it ever cease? For Pete's sakes, he's crazy to say the least Bagpipes from Baghdad What's going through my mind? Half the time when I rhyme, we're blowing up like Bagpipes from Baghdad Someone turn the vacancy sign on 'Cause I'm gone, blowing up like Bagpipes from Baghdad I run the streets and mack Like a madman holding a Glack You can be a permanent fixture in my lyrical mixture I'm the miracle whip, a trickster My signature sound when a tube of lipstick's around I'm bound to put it on in an instant, wow, man What an ensemble, what an assortment of pharma Ceuticals this beautiful pill dust to my karma Cuticles get residue just from touching the bottle Never knew I could remind me so much of my mama I'll cut you like Dahmer, pull the butcher knife on you The size of a sword, boy, I'm like the fuckin' Red Sonja Get it stuck in your cornea, nice knowing you, Norman You're so fuckin' annoying, drop the shovel, boy You don't know what the fuck you're doing I ain't playing no fuckin' more Nick Cannon, you prick, I wish you luck with the fuckin' whore Every minute, there's a sucker born, snuck up on Malakai, made the motherfucker suck on a struck of corn Shaka, shaka kahn, shaka kahn Hit Jason in the face with a hockey puck and tell em it's fuckin' on Man, what the fuck are you doing? You're running over the snow blower with the lawnmower Blowing your bagpipes from Baghdad Bagpipes from Baghdad When will it ever cease? For Pete's sake, he's crazy to say the least Bagpipes from Baghdad What's going through my mind? Half the time when I rhyme, we're blowing up like Bagpipes from Baghdad Someone turn the vacancy sign on 'Cause I'm gone, blowing up like Bagpipes from Baghdad I run the streets and act Like a madman holding a Glad bag In the bed with two brain dead lesbian vegetables I bet you they become heterosexual Nothing will stop me from molesting you Titty-fucking you 'til your breast nipple flesh tickles my testicles Is what they said to the two conjoined twins How's it going, girlfriends, you need a boyfriend? You need some ointment, just set up an appointment Who's gonna see the doctor first, we'll do a coin flip I just got my one-year sobriety coin chip When the bad get going, how bad does the going get? Baby, you shouldn't have any trouble rubbing groins with Each other especially when you're joined at the hip I'm going to get the needle and thread from the sewing kit An attempt to separate 'em and stitch 'em back at the loin shit Lure the little boy with the chocolate Chips Ahoy! chip Cookie lookie, even took me a Polaroid Bagpipes from Baghdad When will it ever cease? For Pete's sakes, he's crazy to say the least Bagpipes from Baghdad What's going through my mind? Half the time when I rhyme, we're blowing up like Bagpipes from Baghdad Someone turn the vacancy sign on 'Cause I'm gone, blowing up like Bagpipes from Baghdad I run the streets and act Like a madman holding a Glad bag Bagpipes from Baghdad |
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05-10-2009
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05-11-2009
it's "assortment of pharmaceuticals"
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05-11-2009
it's "this beautiful pill does to my karma"
hint, if the lyrics you're transcribing DON'T MAKE SENSE, they're probably wrong.
05-11-2009
I copied it from another site, re-read it, and tried making sense of it.
05-23-2009
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05-11-2009
again, lyrics that make no sense... probably not right.
it's actually "red sonja" ... see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Sonja
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05-11-2009
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blow+up
the baghdad meaning, like bombs in iraq...
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05-11-2009
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05-12-2009
I noticed that the HUMMMMMDEEEEEEEEE LEEE HAAAAAAA Eminem says at the end sounds exactly like Lil Wayne.
what do you think?
my fav tune easy
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05-18-2009
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05-19-2009
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05-27-2009
Wow, man
What an ensemble
What an assortment of pharmaceuticals, it's beautiful
Pill dust in my palm
My cuticles get residue just from touching the bottle
Never knew I could remind me so much of my momma
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05-29-2009
Cannon said that Eminem's insults amounted to "racist bigotry." "She has had enough difficulty in her life dealing with racial and ethnicity issues," he wrote. "Believe it or not, Mariah is the same racial mixture as our beloved president, Barack Obama. (Black Father + White Mother= BLACK)
"Maybe I'm going too far, but I thought we got past the days where white men could spew vulgar obscenities at our beautiful queens and get away with it," Cannon continued. "What's next? Are we going to let this trash say something horrible about our lovely first lady, Mrs. Michelle Obama? Or would Marshall have talked sideways out of his neck like this about Oprah Winfrey? This act of racist bigotry cannot go unnoticed. Calling my wife a 'c---' and a 'whore' is way worse than anything Don Imus could have ever said. So trust, repercussions will be served. Anybody got Al Sharpton's number?! LOL Let's not forget about Eminem's amateur mixtape rants of calling African Americans 'ni----' and how he hates 'black bi---es.' "
The actor basically vowed revenge on Slim Shady, joking that he would begin rapping again and threatening comedic retribution.
"So, Miss Marshall, I'm going to make you wish you never spoke my name and regret the ungodly things you said about my wife," Cannon continued. "This is going to be fun! It's however you want it! Just remember, you did this to yourself! Your legacy has now been tainted from this day forth! You will now be known as the rapper who lost to corny-ass Nick Cannon!"
Eminem acheived exactly what he wanted to do with this and most of his songs...provoke controversy. Sorry to say Nick you played right into his hands, and Eminem has more talent in his pinky finger than you will ever have. Favorite song on the CD, love the beat.
06-05-2009
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06-02-2009
"Nick, you had your fun I've come to get you when your sack got jumped"
I think what he's actually saying
"Nick, you've had your fun, I've come to kick you in your sack of junk"
As in, his balls.
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06-02-2009
06-02-2009
Not that Eminem needs to, but I would LOVE to hear his response to this, whether in print on in a new song (Nick Cannon song on Relapse Part 2?)
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06-03-2009
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06-03-2009
Shuck a, shuck a corn, shuck a corn
Its not shuck a corn its shaka-kahn which is a william shatner quote from startrek. Not sure of the meaning
or chaka kahn a female black singer that kanye took the backing from for his song through the wire maybe taking a shot at him but im guessing the startrek quote.
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07-25-2009
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08-02-2009
come on now em. i thought you were better.
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