Lyrics for Crack A Bottle as interpreted by Matty

Crack A Bottle Lyrics
Ooww Ladies and gentlemen
The moment you've all been waiting for ..
In this corner: weighing 175 pounds,
With a record of 17 rapes, 400 assaults, and 4 murders,
The undisputed, most diabolic villain in the world:
Slim Shady!

(Chorus: Eminem)
So crack a bottle, let your body waddle
Don't act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto
O-oh o-oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe
Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got clothes
Now where's the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers?
I noticed there's so many of em
and there's really not that many of us
And ladies love us, my posses kicking up dust
It's on till the break of dawn
and we're starting this party from dusk

Ok .. let's go

(Eminem:)
Back when Andre, The Giant, Mr Elephant Tusk
Fix your musk, you'll just be another one bit the dust
Just one of my mothers sons who got thrown under the bus
Kiss my butt, lick from under cheese from under my nuts
It disgusts me to see the game the way that it looks
Its a must I redeem my name 'n haters get mushed
Bitches lust, man they love me when I lay in the cut
Fist the cut, the lady give her eighty some paper cut
Now picture us, it's ridiculous she curse at the thought
Cuz when I spit the verse the shit gets worse the worse cuz your soft
If I could fit the words as picture perfect, works every time
Every verse, every line, as simple as nursery rhymes
It's elementary, the elephants have entered the room
I venture to say with the center of attention its true
Not to mention back with avengeance so heres the signal
Of the bat symbol, the platinum trio's back on you hoes

(Chorus: Eminem)
So crack a bottle, let your body waddle
Don't act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto
O-oh o-oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe
Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got clothes
Now where's the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers?
I noticed there's so many of em
and there's really not that many of us
And ladies love us, my posses kicking up dust
It's on till the break of dawn
and we're starting this party from dusk

Ladies and gentlemen, Dr. Dre

(Dr. Dre)
They see that low rider go by, they like Oh my!
You ain't got to tell me why you're sick cuz I know why
I dip through in that six trey like sick em Dre
Im an itch that they cant scratch, they're sick of me
But hey, what else can I say? I love LA
Cuz over and above all, its just another day
And this one begins where the last one ends
Pick up where we left off and get smashed again
I'll be dammed, just fucked around and crashed my Benz
Driving around with a smashed front end
Lets cash that one in
Grab another one from out the stable
The Monte Carlo, El Camino or the El Derado
The hell if I know
Do I want leather seats or vinyl?
Decisions, decisions
Garage looks like precision collision
Or maico beats quake like Waco
Just keep the bass low speakers away from your face though

(Chorus: Eminem)
So crack a bottle, let your body waddle
Don't act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto
O-oh o-oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe
Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got clothes
Now where's the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers?
I noticed there's so many of em
and there's really not that many of us
And ladies love us, my posses kicking up dust
It's on till the break of dawn
and we're starting this party from dusk

And I take great pleasure in introducing: 50 Cent

(50 Cent)
It's bottle after bottle
The money aint a thang when you party with me
Its what we into its simple
We ball out of control like you wouldn't believe
Im the napalm the bomb the don im king kong
Get rolled on wrapped up and reigned on
Im so calm through Vietnam ring the alarm
Bring the Shaun Dawn burn marijuana do what you want
Nigga on and on till the break of what
Get the paper man im caking you know i dont give a fuck
I spend it like it dont mean nothing
Blow it like its supposed to be blown
Motherfucker im grown
I stunt i style i flash the shit
I gets what the fuck i want so what I trick
Fat ass burgandy bags classy shit Jimmy Cho shoes
I say move a bitch move

(Chorus: Eminem)
So crack a bottle, let your body waddle
Don't act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto
O-oh o-oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe
Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got clothes
Now where's the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers?
I noticed there's so many of em
and there's really not that many of us
And ladies love us, my posses kicking up dust
It's on till the break of dawn
and we're starting this party from dusk

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kmk_natasha
01-12-2009

Rated +1 
I was hoping for better, oh well.

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kmj
01-13-2009

Rated +1 
It's alright, nothing special. 50 Cent sounds like shit so he pretty much ruins it.

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wilsoncsean
01-31-2009

Rated 0 
The song (Eminem's partion) is good. Listen to it again carefully, ignoring anything past Eminem's verses, so basically stop before Dre comes on.

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Nidis
02-04-2009

Rated 0 
This is really evidently Eminem dipping his toes back in the water to see what people will say. And it's not bad, its about on par with Encore (which I didn't care for much), its just that songs like this don't really say much. Its kinda odd to think that the same guy that was saying all the intelligent things said on The Eminem Show would then turn around and sing a standard club banger. I think thats the only real downturn for him. People didn't appreciate Eminem in the first place because he got a club rocking, seriously, what? People dug him because of his insight and the truths he'd speak, his songs used to leak wisdom. It was the lines that weren't yelled loudest that stuck in your head. Who can possibly forget "amateurs drink veteran piss from a dixie cup"?

I just wish he'd fuck the world off again and rap for himself, not everyone else. And I still don't know what the hell 'let your body waddle' means.

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Ninjaman222
02-07-2009

Rated 0 
haha nidis. i like the last part

"And I still don't know what the hell 'let your body waddle' means. " i found it funny

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JesseOL
02-10-2009

Rated +1 
sigh, i guess relapse isnt gonna be another eminem show...damn

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tabasco122
02-10-2009

Rated 0 
I believe that "let your body waddle" refers to how you get disoriented and sway when you are intoxicated. Crack a bottle obviously refers to them drinking.

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B.P.O.
02-10-2009

Rated 0 
Yep what does "Elephant Tusk" means there ?

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eStuff
02-10-2009

Rated -2 
Big fucking cock

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jpj rocks
02-18-2009

Rated +1 
As somebody stated above, this song is on par with 'encore' which I also don't care for.

But 'crack a bottle' hasn't been confirmed to be on Relapse, so we might be looking at another SS LP, MM LP or Eminrm Show.

Pretty good song, but we want better from Em, maybe another 'As the world turns' :)

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thrwmyhrtawy.
02-23-2009

Rated 0 
lmao, 50 always kills shit.
just like akon and tpain.

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firefirecz11
02-23-2009

Rated 0 
Personally, I love 50 in this song. Pretty chill.

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Squike
02-25-2009

Rated 0 
It's okay,
but i expect more from em, his lyrics had so much more meaning before
i agree we need a nother eminem show :)

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nessabaybee1213
02-27-2009

Rated 0 
Oh yes. the song is pretty straight like the beat and rhythm lol the chorus is cute too but 50 ruins it. >:0

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1C13
02-28-2009

Rated 0 
yea its bout par but iv enoticed ever since Soulja bitch came out and how quickly he went to the top every other rapper is tryin that instead of doin there own thing we need someone to tear the game up again like another Pac or Emimen back when he was real

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EmInEmRoCkS
03-14-2009

Rated 0 
I miss the outspoken original eminem.The Eminem Show was perfect but if the Relapse is like Crack a Bottle ain't gonna be good

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bobbyblanco
03-14-2009

Rated +1 
Lyric correction: Cuz when I spit the verse the shit gets worse than Worcestershire Sauce

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moog1118
03-18-2009

Rated 0 
they can do btter

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musicfreak500258
03-21-2009

Rated 0 
i like 50 cent he shouldnt be in this song sounds horrible

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xFOBx09
03-25-2009

Rated +1 
i dont think the song really has a point. i think that he's just showin all the people that've been waiting for him that he's back. many people dont like the song but u have 2 admit it's pretty catchy and thats wat he's aiming 4 so he can get everyone back on the eminem bandwagon & this is the perfect song because once its in ur head u cant get it out.

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barcalona99
03-29-2009

Rated 0 
yo people, this song is a dis at asher roth, if ya havent heard of him check him out on youtube, but this song is def comming at him

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IronMaidenRule
04-02-2009

Rated 0 
Not the best...

If all of Relapse is gonna sound like this, then I'm afraid
We're gonna be in for an "encore part 2".

Songs like this one are the reason i stopped listening to rap in the first place.

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King of Some Island
04-03-2009

Rated 0 
I like it, really catchy. Certainly not a bad song, not his best but not his worst either.

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samanthayh
04-03-2009

Rated 0 
i like the song. and i do like 50 's part too. its a good party song to me.

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samanthayh
04-03-2009

Rated 0 
oh and the lyrics are wrong!

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