Lyrics for The Black Parade as interpreted by TylerMondingus

The Black Parade Lyrics
When I was an emo

My father said I looked like a woman

And smacked me in the head

He said

"Son when you grow up, do you really want to look like a fucking drag queen?

And be beaten and be damned?"

He said

"Will you cut your hair, change your clothes, and just stop fucking whining, 'cos no-one gives a shit?

Because one day you'll see that,

A MySpace page doesn't mean that,

You have any friends at all."


When I was an emo,

My father said I looked like a woman

And smacked me in the head

He said,

"Son when you grow up, do you really want to look like a fucking drag queen?

And be beaten and be damned?"


Sometimes I get the feeling they're all laughing at me (oh wait, they are!)

And other times I feel like I should die (Yes I should!)

Through it all, I whine and bawl, have tantrums in the streets.

When you're gone we want you all to know


We'll have a laugh,

We'll have a laugh

Though your dead and gone believe me your torment will go on

Have a laugh

We'll have a laugh

And in my heart I cant contain it

The lulz are too much to explain it


And we will send you reeling from decimated dreams

The internet hate machine will kill you all

So, watch out, blacks! They'll take it back

Lets shout it loud and clear

The swimming pool is closed

We hear the call to LULZ


To have a laugh

We'll have a laugh

Though your dead and gone believe me your torment will go on

We'll have a laugh

And though you're broken and defeated we're still pissing ourselves with laughter


And on we carry through the lulz

Ooh oh ohhhh

Disappointed faces of your mom

Ooh oh ohhhh

Take a look at me cause

I could not care at all, fucking emo


I'll never get free

Cause the world, will always hate me

Anon will laugh, they will break me

Want it all

I'm gonna whine this part

Wont stop crying or get over it

I should be ashamed

I'm gonna show my tears

Look at my hair, such an awesome fringe

Listen here, because it's only..


I'm just a man

I'm not an emo! (I like pop punk!)

Just a boy, who's meant to whinge this song

Just a man,

I'm not an emo! (I like pop punk!)


We -- don't -- care

Have a laugh

We'll have a laugh

Though your dead and gone believe me Your torment will go on

We'll have a laugh

And though you're broken and defeated we're still pissing ourselves with laughter

We'll have a laugh

We'll have a laugh

We'll have a laugh

We'll have a...

COMBO BREAKER!

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EllyMon
11-03-2008

Rated +1 
We should assassinate the person who wrote this.
I mean seriously.
Gerard gets more ass than toilet.
It's just a known fact of life
He is an extremely attractive man, and all his *hatuz* are idiots such as yourself who in reality have not achieved nor will you ever achieve anything as great as he has.

So run along

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rockxedge
11-30-2008

Rated +1 
I find it funny how you mock this song, when you couldn't write anything even close to as good as the original version.
I also find it funny, how if you hate My Chemical Romance so much, that you took it upon yourself to have anything to do with their song.
Grow up buddy, you don't have to like the band, but you don't have to mock them either.

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Lusk1993
12-13-2008

Rated 0 
First of all. Nice lyrics.
Second of all. The other 2 people are emo.
Third of all. Nice, fucking, lyrics.

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BadBob
01-25-2009

Rated 0 
firstly, Lusk is a retard.

secondly, Just because you listen to emo music does NOT Make u emo( alot of metal listeners listen like one emo band)

and 3rdly, MCR isn't realy emo, there alternative, I know its a vague genre but just b/c they look emoish doesnt mean ther emo, and no im not an emo, I despise emo

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MrMurder1733
02-07-2009

Rated 0 
I am a sort of metal head. I like old fashioned heavy metal and old style rock. But then I heard AFI and I got into listening to a lot of "Emo" bands. And although I still love old bands like Judas Priest, Bon Jovi and Black Sabbath I love these new bands like MCR. Oh and by the way if any1 looks at this comment and thinks, what an old man talking about his old rock, I am freaking 14. I am in no way an Emo but I love this Music.

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Mamii23
02-22-2009

Rated 0 
I abosolutely love My Chemical Romance, but that doesnt change the fact that this is indeed funny.

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AnemicRoyalty
03-19-2009

Rated -1 
Epic win OP!

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MCR4evr
06-23-2009

Rated 0 
this is noy funny. people neeed to sstop talking crap about us just cuz we diffrent. and wy even post a song sayiing its by mcr to make fun of us wen u dont like us or them?? and u people that thinks its funny get a life!!!


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sugarbabydoll
07-03-2009

Rated 0 
Er, are the original lyrics going to make a return? This person obviously took the time and effort to think up and then type out these words, the band obviously means something to him/her!

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sugarbabydoll
07-03-2009

Rated 0 
Just remembered the correct title for this is "welcome to the black parade". Of course! So the proper lyrics are under that. This is just an "added extra" for our amusement. Er, thanks!

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WhoaRevenge
07-09-2009

Rated 0 
I'm sorry, but I couldn't help laughing. Sorry, sorry, sorry!

I don't really believe in all that emo stuff (I used to), but you have to respect the people that do. If I was emo, yeah, I'd be insulted.

Why would anyone post this stuff anyway? You can write it as long as it doesn't get to the public. It's just... disrespectful.

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allieboballie8998
10-22-2009

Rated 0 
you're gay.

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allieboballie8998
10-22-2009

Rated 0 
hahah metal head?
you like fucking afi.
so you're gay msmurder1733.

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allieboballie8998
10-22-2009

Rated 0 
mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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allieboballie8998
10-22-2009

Rated 0 
mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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