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Long, white limousine pulls up to a church
A sick part of me wishes it was a hearse
I didn't get an invitation, but I'm here anyway
And I don't care if I'm crashing their big day
[Chorus]
Well, it might not be too christian of me
And it might not be too nice
But I wish we were all just standing around
Throwing rocks instead of rice
Long, white dress; this must be some kinda joke
Virgin, please! She ain't fooling these folks
If the three of us were on Jerry Springer, I'd be pulling her hair
And I'd kick that lying sack of shoulda-known-better in the you-know-where
[Chorus]
Well, the vows they just made
Sounded sweet and sincere
Place your bets
My money's on less than a year
[Chorus]
A sick part of me wishes it was a hearse
I didn't get an invitation, but I'm here anyway
And I don't care if I'm crashing their big day
[Chorus]
Well, it might not be too christian of me
And it might not be too nice
But I wish we were all just standing around
Throwing rocks instead of rice
Long, white dress; this must be some kinda joke
Virgin, please! She ain't fooling these folks
If the three of us were on Jerry Springer, I'd be pulling her hair
And I'd kick that lying sack of shoulda-known-better in the you-know-where
[Chorus]
Well, the vows they just made
Sounded sweet and sincere
Place your bets
My money's on less than a year
[Chorus]
Lyrics submitted by sara186524
Track duration: 03:19
"Rocks Instead of Rice" as written by Josh Kear, Chris Tompkins, Kellie Pickler
Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
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And obviously as the title says when everyone is throwing rice and confetti at the couple she wishes they were throwing rocks at the couple.x