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I was peddling sugary drinks to all the little kids for weeks,
Spending late nights at the factory, making fat stacks for my family,
But now my wife's been getting shady.
That trick-ass mark don't call me baby.
I'll sit by the window sill and if she's got another man
The juice will spill!
Thought I had people I could trust like my boy, Captain Crunch.
I know he'd never do me like that
Behind my back!
I found her mouth all cut up, and his hat in the corner.
Yo, homes you don't know what I'm capable of.
Before Kool-aid picked me up,
I ran blocks and sold rock.
G's up, hoes down and I'd have all these snitches stomped.
Then I grew up and got a real job
Peddling drinks to all these little snobs
And if you think that I fell off
Then watch you're mouth before you get popped.
I'll disconnect the Captain's neck,
And make him wish that he was dead.
I'll smash your skull like a crunch-berry punk.
Keep my name out your mouth, son.
Spending late nights at the factory, making fat stacks for my family,
But now my wife's been getting shady.
That trick-ass mark don't call me baby.
I'll sit by the window sill and if she's got another man
The juice will spill!
Thought I had people I could trust like my boy, Captain Crunch.
I know he'd never do me like that
Behind my back!
I found her mouth all cut up, and his hat in the corner.
Yo, homes you don't know what I'm capable of.
Before Kool-aid picked me up,
I ran blocks and sold rock.
G's up, hoes down and I'd have all these snitches stomped.
Then I grew up and got a real job
Peddling drinks to all these little snobs
And if you think that I fell off
Then watch you're mouth before you get popped.
I'll disconnect the Captain's neck,
And make him wish that he was dead.
I'll smash your skull like a crunch-berry punk.
Keep my name out your mouth, son.
Lyrics submitted by drza2000
Track duration: 02:31
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I think pretty much all of this band's lyrics are irreverent, so good luck trying to discern what the hell they mean...
I love this band!
The Kool Aid Man finally has a great job being the Kool Aid Mascot.
But latey, his wife has been acting strange.
And to his suprise, the guy she's sleeping with, is his good, trustworthy friend, Captain Crunch.
And the Kool Aid Man is officially pissed.
And Captain Crunch is about to get fruit punched.
The Kool Aid Man finally has a great job being the Kool Aid Mascot.
But latey, his wife has been acting strange.
And to his suprise, the guy she's sleeping with, is his good, trustworthy friend, Captain Crunch.
And the Kool Aid Man is officially pissed.
And Captain Crunch is about to get fruit punched.
The Kool Aid Man finally has a great job being the Kool Aid Mascot.
But latey, his wife has been acting strange.
And to his suprise, the guy she's sleeping with, is his good, trustworthy friend, Captain Crunch.
And the Kool Aid Man is officially pissed.
And Captain Crunh is about to get fruit punched.