Ding

Feel the rhythm of the movement flowing from my inner sole.
Here I come to take you to a place where there is no control.
Let the clouds of smoke surround you, now; you know just what to do.
High as mountains, fountains flooding, all the things that bother you
Floating like a feather on a breeze so high above the trees.
I'm a star up in the sky flying with the greatest ease.
Moon is rising, hypnotizing all the lunatics and freaks
While surprising uptight mothers and the shy, neurotic geeks.
I'm discovering dimensions where the tensions start to fade,
Lying on my back with a fat nutsack on a hamoc in the shade;
'Cause the herb brings us together, man, no matter who you are;
So just smoke it, smoke it, smoke it while I pluck on my guitar;

And sing ding-ding-ding-ding-a-ding-ding-ding ding-a-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.
Smoking weed is my favorite thing-thing-a-thing-thing-thing-thing-thing.
Ding-ding-ding-ding-a-ding-ding-ding ding-a-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.
Smoking weed is my favorite thing-thing-a-thing-thing-thing-thing-thing.

Well, I said everybody get real funky like from the suburbs to the hood.
Even rich folks know about the ganja smoke, so you know it's all good.
And tell these crickers with the jitters they can calm down if they come and get high.
Man, I'm so stoned right now, I'd fuck a cow, and the fat bitch would cry.
Hey, it's not nice to talk about women like that; you boys better behave.
Shut up, you ragger-muffin; my tallywacker I'm stuffin' up in your cave.
Everybody say mecha-lecha-hi mecha-tiny-heiny-ho.
Sticky like to get high, smokin' lotta dro.
Polly put her pussy on my pickle-pepper penis.
Pills...
Chronic junky honey...
Freaky-deaky porno movie, horny as a jackrabbit.
Dagnabbit, listen to this; it can make you sing.
Everybody acting naught, sing ding-ding.

Ding-ding-ding-ding-a-ding-ding-ding ding-a-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.
Smoking weed is my favorite thing-thing-a-thing-thing-thing-thing-thing.
Ding-ding-ding-ding-a-ding-ding-ding ding-a-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.
Smoking weed is my favorite thing-thing-a-thing-thing-thing-thing-thing.

Yep.