Lyrics for Retarded in Love as interpreted by jusgrimey

Retarded in Love Lyrics
They take advantage of him all of the time
Their fingers rape his cavaties
Probin' for a hidden cliché
He's a fruit that got in gravity's way
He's the first to tell you he's full of shit
Like that's half a compliment for men
Though he's waking up in puddles of piss
He marinates his metaphors in them

And in this moment...
La, la da da da da da, la da da da
Da da, la da da da da da
They'll be fallin' in love...
La, la da da da da da, la da da da
Da da, la da da da da da

She takes photographs of people she knows
She brings out the best and worst in them
And God is buried deep in the folds
Of her fractured self and the lies that they've told
She used to laugh at everything old
It was a joke that never aged a bit
But when they robbed her of her infinite smile
She said, "maybe I'll just play dead for a while"

And in this moment...
La, la da da da da da, la da da da
Da da, la da da da da da
They'll be fallin' in love...
La, la da da da da da, la da da da
Da da, la da da da da da

I'm right here, and I must admit, I've been pining for you
You're my wish; when I touch myself, I'm conjuring you
From fresh [?]; when we talk all night and the minutes are free
I just hope when I cast my spell, you'll be falling for me

Because...
Falling in love...
Could be the first thing
Falling in love...
Could be the worst thing
Falling in love...
There's no rehearsing
Retarded in love...

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jusgrimey
10-24-2007

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I think this song's about a crazy mixed-up love between two uncommon people. But in it, they lose their minds for each other [hence, "retarded"] but not in a completely bad way... they're just head over heels for each other :]

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____lavamonster
10-24-2007

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From fresh [?]; it's 'fresh dirt'

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LaGrassa
10-24-2007

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i think its about a guy that is beyond crazy for this girl. and she just doesn't get it.


story of my fucking life.

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benfreckle916
10-27-2007

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i might be way off, but it seems like they are both falling in love, but they are falling in love with a fake person. like they are both fake with each other. they are fucking retarded. hahaha.

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LaGrassa
10-28-2007

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OO i like that better. very nice ben.

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Nirvana9415
10-30-2007

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Maybe it's just me, but I think it's more of a happy song then you guys give it credit for.

I think (Seeing as where it's placed too, it's right after the love song, that being "Baby Girl, I'm A Blur") it's about two people that lead very uncontrollable, unhappy lives. Both of them are down and out and through finding eachother they fall in love. When people first fall for oneanother, it's this euphoric, somewhat 'retarded' feeling. It's just so exceptionally giddy.

That's my two cents.

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Twikki
11-03-2007

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this songs about max falling in love with someone else, first verse is describing him second is describing her, he even says when he wanks he thinks of her

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Lag
11-07-2007

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emofag

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Nirvana9415
11-08-2007

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To Lag:

Oh, I'm sorry. And when will your album be out?

Kill yourself. You won't be missed.

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takeiteasy_
11-13-2007

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this song always reminds me of Scratched Out by The Matches.

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UHmericanKitsch
11-16-2007

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I am 99% positive this is about Max and Laura June.

The first verse: I'm not sure who "they" could be, but maybe it refers to critics trying to find something to make him look worse than he is, a la Orgy of Critics? Maybe? It's kind of a stretch. But the second half of the verse sounds like Max doesn't think he should be taken seriously, and his life is kind of a wreck but it makes for good songwriting. Bleh. I don't know.

The second verse: LJK was a photographer, and if you take into account the fact that this album seems to be pretty autobiographical, it makes perfect sense.

And the last verse/bridge-y thing make it pretty obvious that he wants her.

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bromptonXblend
11-29-2007

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i definately think it's about Max falling in love with this girl.
and the retarded part comes from her not knowing about it yet. however it's more directed at himself because he's still unsure of if and how he should tell her, which can be seen in the last set of lyrics.

bemis is my favorite lyricist.
and the simplistic sound of this track is so calming but still intense emotion-wise.
so i'm pretty much in love with this song


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picketfence14
02-02-2008

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I think it's about Max being in love with a girl who he is friends with. She doesn't know that he loves her until the end of the song when he says

Because...
Falling in love...
Could be the first thing
Falling in love...
Could be the worst thing
Falling in love...
There's no rehearsing
Retarded in love...

At this point I feel like she likes him alot too but they're not sure where their relationship will go, they are on unfamiliar ground and they're afraid this could potentially destroy their friendship.

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sayanythingfreak
04-19-2008

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Retarded in love is the cutest thing ever.
=]
of course, they love each other. and they know it. but their friendship is something they have to think about.

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Ghtron
04-24-2008

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The boy and the girl are decribed in a somewhat jaded tone.At least that's what I think.And it's like they've both gone through things that have made them like that.Sensitive,emotional, and introverted.But they have that bond where they want to take a chance with each other.Or one of them sounds like that in the last verse.It's a very familiar situation.And I every time I listen to it I can't help but cry.I love this song.

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ultragabe
05-05-2008

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Someone head over heels for a friend. And the moment of revelation.

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thrassssh
06-15-2008

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i think its about, two people. who are, noticable different from society. maybe a little bit like outcasts. and they are friends, but obviously, have deeper feelings for eachother. when it says:
"And in this moment...
La, la da da da da da, la da da da
Da da, la da da da da da
They'll be fallin' in love..." i can picture the two of them standing next to eachother. and than, all of a sudden holding hands, and becoming open with the fact they are falling for eachother. and than, max, admitting his feelings and everything for her, and hoping that she feels the same. and they both do. and theyre excited about falling for eachother, but worried that it may be the worst thing for both of them
thus making them retarded in love, because the relationship if weird, and confusing and quirky.

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ashsayscellardoor
07-08-2008

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Well said Nirvana.

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ktlarney
08-02-2008

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this song is about max and laura. laura was a photographer and she was paid to take their photos. then she broke up with max right after.

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Krusader17
08-26-2008

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i agree with alot of opinions out there. especiallly about max and laura. but as for how the song makes me feel personally, it has a different meaning to me rather than the literal. if youve ever been in love you know that when your in love, you do crazy things. you do things you never would've done any other way. it makes you feel way different than you've ever felt. when i say how i feel about a person or how strong ifeel for them i generally say "im retarded for her"

as of now im pretty retarded for someone. and this song makes me think of her every time i listen to it. each time. the verses kindof describe me and her too. i love this song. max bemis helps me get through alot lol.

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xxdarkxangelxx
09-03-2008

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im thinking its a follow up to skinny mean man..maybe..i just think that cause like..it seems the two people retarded in love get treated badly by other people..which we already know the girl in skinny mean man got treated badly. and then in this song they finally fall in love. but the part that really makes me think its a follow up it is when he says "from fresh dirt. when we talk all night and all the minutes are free." just cause he says fresh dirt.
and in skinny mean man he says, "You awake from the dirt and the grime,
stretch your fractured, pretzel spine,
out to take your revenge for the crime,
filled with fire and finally mine."

idk. just kinda came to me.

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holly8810
10-23-2008

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But when they robbed her of her infinite smile
She said, "maybe I'll just play dead for a while"

those are my favorite lines..because i know how it feels to be all disillusioned and then just feel like playing dead. man..max is amazing.

and about the meaning of the song..it's totally just two unique beat down people finally finding happiness in each other..in all it's awkwardness. i love it.

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New York City...
11-23-2008

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My interpretation:

It's about two people who are both outcasts and who don't get along well with other people because they're rejected. They realize their common characteristics and fall in love. The "retarded in love" line is meant two ways: retarded together because they're the "retards" of society, and retarded as in madly in love.

This is such an excellent song. The first time I heard it, I chuckled at the line where he talks to the girl at night because the minutes are free, haha. That's so true, people talking at night for the free minutes.

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porter
11-24-2008

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I don't know if anyone else has pointed this out but I'm pretty sure he says
"A goddes buried deep in the folds"

It's not very easy to tell on the record, but listen to him sing it live, it's a lot easier to distinguish.

He actually adds "she" before goddess, I believe that's more proof.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-4iCmcCTOA




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sixtynineisgood
03-13-2009

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story of my fucking life indeed.
its like he's in love with this girl but she doesn't return any feelings and its just making him feel retarded.

while we're on the topic why are all girls so god damn shallow?

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