Now the lounge is full of farmers
for the 7:30 draw
The teammates all left before they had to buy a round
When they pull the 50/50, and I've lost again I'll go
Maybe have one more brown one for the snowy road
All the championship banners going yellow on the wall
And my name when it gets closer to last call

So Elvira brings my bottle
Hold it up and let it bend
Figures of two rinks battling an extra end
And i'm peeling off the label
As they peel a corner guard
Dance down the sheet to the tune of "Hurry, Hurry Hard"
And my popcorn squeaks with the question
Wonders why I'm not at home
Where you wait beside a silent telephone
Doodle circles within circles all alone
Have to stop myself from climbing
On the table full of empties to yell:

"Why, why can't I draw right up to what I want to say?"
"Why can't I ever stop where I want to stay?"
I slide right through the day
Always throwing hack weight
Right off, no never never ever ever
Right off, no never never ever never
Right off, no never never never ever
Right off, no never ever never ever

Now the senior bonspiel winners
Circa 1963
Are all staring, glaring dis-approvingly
From their frame in that old photograph
And I know you're out their waiting
For an answer I can't give you
so tell me,

"Why, Why can't I draw right up to what I want to say?"
"Why can't I ever stop when I want to stay?"
We roll right through our years
We rip right through our months
We slide through our days
And always throwing hack weight
Right off, no never never ever ever
Right off, no never never ever never
Right off, no never ever never ever
Right off



Lyrics submitted by Luke Hailey

Track duration: 03:35


Tournament of Hearts song meanings
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    General Comment:A quick note about the double meaning of the song, which i relate to greatly...

    I think it's about a barfly/partier/alcoholic that has the ability to settle down with a willing partner, but finds himself at the bar constantly getting drunk instead, almost like he doesn't want to grow up. The curling analogy works so well, because of the "circles" analogy, and also because it really puts the perspective of the song into that setting of a curling rink, which is an extremely social sport. "Why can't I draw right up to what i want to say" could be him needing that social aspect in order to feel complete. "Why can I never stop when I want to stay" could be why doesn't he have the self control to say enough is enough and start his life.

    I love the line "I'm always throwing hack-weight", as if he always botches everything up on that front. Ultimately i think it's a sad song, because using the "right off, no never ever" lines it's almost like he's asking the girl to give up, and he's not going to change. Such a fantastic and well layered song.
    Flag getupkid4ugaon May 27, 2010   Link
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    General Comment:Aw damn, I wish I knew about all the curling references during the Olympics. Anyways I appreciate this song so much more now that I get it. This is so awesome. Thanks Luke!



    Flag epicmehon May 02, 2010   Link
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    General Comment:Best song ever written about curling.
    Flag markat123on March 23, 2010   Link
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    My Opinion:This band kind of reminds me of the tragically hip
    just because of the depth of the stories in their songs
    Flag MustardCastleon November 22, 2009   Link
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    General Comment:I am deeply impressed with this song. I love the double meanings. I guess curling must be much more in our (Canadian) culture than elsewhere because I just can't imagine not knowing what the phrase "hurry, hurry hard" means! It does make them brave to be singing a song that only a certain culture will really understand.

    One line that hasn't been commented on: "Doodle circles within circles all alone"

    Above the obvious meaning that he's doodling, I think the circles within circles is also a reference to the circles on the rink.
    Flag parmeisanon March 27, 2009   Link
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    General Comment:their. T-H-E-R-E.
    Flag Jillian04on February 11, 2009   Link
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    General Comment:CBC even used this song during broadcasting of the tournament. I think the band is actually in a curling club in MB.
    Flag andboothon November 08, 2008   Link
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    General Comment:Gotta love the fact that they used the Canadian sport of curling to symbolise a failed relationship. Props for nationalistic symbolism
    Flag EchoParkon March 08, 2008   Link
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    General Comment:All Weakterthans fans who have never watched or who know little or nothing of curling should watch 30 minutes of so of it (find it on the Canadian Broadcast Network).

    Without some cursory knowledge of curling, you probably won't ever appreciate how good this sonf is

    "hurry, hurry. hard" are commands the skip gives to the sweepers...too give the stone more weight (speed) by reducing the co-effcient of friction of the ice.

    It's a "tune" because these commands are given verbally. ..
    Flag bogey5on February 07, 2008   Link
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    General Comment:All Weakterthans fans who have never watched or who know little or nothing of curling should watch 30 minutes of so of it (find it on the Canadian Broadcast Network).

    Without some cursory knowledge of curling, you probably won't ever appreciate how good this sonf is

    "hurry, hurry. hard" are commands the skip gives to the sweepers...too give the stone more weight (speed) by reducing the co-effcient of friction of the ice.

    It's a "tune" because these commands are given verbally. ..
    Flag bogey5on February 07, 2008   Link

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