Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
I've seen those English dramas too, they're cruel
So if there's any other way to spell the word
It's fine with me, with me

Why would you speak to me that way?
Especially when I always said that I
Haven't got the words for you
All your diction dripping with disdain
Through the pain
I always tell the truth

Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
I climbed to Dharamsala too, I did
I met the highest Lama, his accent sounded fine
To me, to me

Check your handbook, it's no trick
Take the chapstick, put it on your lips
Crack a smile, adjust my tie
Know your boyfriend, unlike other guys

Why would you lie about how much coal you have?
Why would you lie about something dumb like that?
Why would you lie about anything at all?
First the window, then it's to the wall
Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth

Check your passport, it's no trick
Take the chapstick, put it on your lips
Crack a smile, adjust my tie
Know your butler, unlike other guys

Why would you lie about how much coal you have?
Why would you lie about something dumb like that?
Why would you lie about anything at all?
First the window, then it's through the wall
Why would you tape my conversations?
Show your paintings at the United Nations
Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth



Lyrics submitted by carlitalolitax

Track duration: 03:15


Oxford Comma song meanings
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  • +2
    My Interpretation:Here's what I think-- The Song is called "Oxford Comma", and it's clearly addressed to an ex-lover, it's a breakup song. The "Oxford Comma" in this case, stands in for everything that is pretentious and conceited about this girl. She's someone who is very concerned about being smarter than everyone in the room--so she corrects people on trivial things like "oxford commas" so that she can feel superior.
    "If there's any other way to spell the word..."--The girl tends to correct people on spelling mistakes--the singer realizes that correcting people on unusual spellings is trivial.
    "I've seen the English dramas"-- The singer is saying that the girl's exposure to high culture does not make her better than other people.
    "Why would you lie about how much coal you have"-- "coal" means "useless possessions", like "coal in your stocking". Why would you lie to make yourself appear better than others?
    "...about anything at all"-- Just what it says--Why are you deceitful?
    "window, wall, lil' jon"-- I think this is just saying that Lil Jon, in his street-dialect style, is far less pretentious than this girl is.
    "tape conversations"--Just another break-up accusation, it's a deceitful and hurtful behavior, and she's a deceitful person
    "paintings...united nations"--it's just the sort of thing that a pretentious ivy-league girl would want to do--have her paintings hung in the united nations, oohh look at how sophisticated I am. Right? :)

    I don't think John Negroponte is involved in this song in any way, shape, or form. You guys are pulling that out of your ass.
    Flag T-BoneWalkeron March 12, 2013   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:I assume the "window/wall" lyrics are a reference to lyrics in the Lil John & the Eastside Boyz song "Get Low."
    Flag so_realon January 07, 2013   Link
  • +1
    General Comment:it's totally amazing how Vampire Weekend could come up with a kick ass song from a petty oxford comma.

    What is this song about? It's about not giving a fuck about silly, small and ridiculous things (see what i did there? i made a list without using an oxford comma) Anywhats, hoorah to Vampire Weekend hypothetically murdering pretentiousness.
    Flag clariceandhersongson January 15, 2012   Link
  • 0
    My Interpretation:I think the song it's about a boy who's dating a girl who only cares about appariences (She may be rich, famous or stuff like that)but he wants a deeper relationship.

    The first stanza means that you might have the most perfect grammar in the world but if you're empty and have nothing to say "Who gives a fuck about an oxford comma?"... My grammar might be terrible but at least I have something to say!

    The next part says that she is bossy and rude with him because of his faults, but he tells her all the time that he's not perfect nor pretencious, and that he's not gonna lie just beacause truth "hurts". Then he says that he doesn't care about social positions or money, when he has live more than other rich people.

    The chorus remind me about getting dressed for a party, put the chapstick on your lips, crack a smile, adjust my tie, etc. She gets fancy for the other guys, not for his boyfriend, (in the second chorus he refer the boyfriend as if he were the butler)

    I think that coal it's really money, and he doesn't understand why would she lie about how many things she have, if she has good things enough.
    Flag shaoran44mxon December 20, 2011   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:Good band. Good song. Just needs a 'F You' at the end of the song to make it complete.
    Flag TurnMeOnon November 08, 2011   Link
  • +3
    Song Meaning:I always thought the "why would you lie about how much coal you have" was just a reference to Oxford Commas.

    A common example of an Oxford Comma is:

    "I have 100 pounds of iron, 50 pounds of steel, and coal." Here the amount of coal is not specified.

    I have 100 pounds of iron, 50 pounds of steel and coal." Here without an Oxford Comma it is implied there is 50 pounds of coal. This making people think you have 50 pounds of coal even though you don't.

    So lying about how much coal you have! :-)
    Flag oceanicon October 22, 2011   Link
  • -2
    General Comment:Like the song. Like the band. 'nuff said :)
    Flag FatBottomedGurlon September 28, 2011   Link
  • -1
    General Comment:Basically this song is a silly song based on all the definitions of the word comma. i looked it up on dictionary.com and the song's lyrics mathed. Silly silly vampire weekend. that why i love you guys.
    Flagged lunarisxnouson August 29, 2011   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:I think this song is about someone meeting someone who is superficial. like who gives a shit about all the extra bullshit (oxford comma is not necessary in grammar but an option) but thats just my opinion. i wouldnt say it was about a guy dating above his class more than a guy dating a superficial girl. like when you take away all the bullshit what else matters? nothing. but thats just my opinion
    Flag sunshinedaydream02on July 09, 2011   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:The coal thing is probably a reference to John Negroponte's time in office as ambassador to iraq (somehow, don't know). Probably has nothing to do with North Korea like I mentioned earlier.

    This song makes me laugh now. I just read an interview where the interviewers asked Ezra Koenig (singer) about his love for Lil' Jon and he played along stating how awesome he thought Lil' Jon was. They asked him about this song and he said the song was about elitism, he's probably laughing his ass off about how nobody gets the meaning of this song but him.
    Flag avavaon May 31, 2011   Link

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