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Last week I flew to san diego to see my antie
On day 1 I met her hot step daughter
She's a cheerleader, she is a virgin and she is really tan
As she stepped out of her massive car
I could only notice she was more than fuckable
I think she was coming back from the game or something
Cause she was holding those silly pompoms
On day 2 I fucked her and it was wild
She is such a slut
I fucked my american cunt
I loved my english romance
I fucked my american cunt
I loved my english romance
It was dirty a dream came true
Just like I like it she's got nice tits
It was perfect a dream came true
Just like a song by blink182
ok listen girls
I met the hottest guy ever
Basically as I was stepping out of my s.u.v.
I came face to face with my step cousin or whatever
Who cares
Anyway he was wearing skinny jeans had funky hair
And the cutest british accent ever
Straight away I could tell he was a rocker
With his sexy attitude and the way he looked at me
Mmm he is totally awesome
Oh my god I think I'm in love
I fucked my american cunt
I loved my english romance
I fucked my american cunt
I loved my english romance
It was dirty a dream came true
Just like I like it she's got nice tits
It was perfect a dream came true
Just like a song by blink182
I fucked my american cunt
I loved my english romance
I fucked my american cunt
I loved my english romance
It was so nice to meet you
Pleasure is mine I do like you
Come to cancun for springbreak
Ill think about it it could be great.
And don't forget he send me a "friend request".
As if.
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"Typical Euro-Anti-American trash!!!"
"Tricking a girl into giving up her virginity is NO JOKE!!!"
"If that's how the English-" (it's clear the guy is Scottish by his accent) "-feel about us, then we should have never saved their butt in WWII!"
I thought it was a fun story-based song that gets the story across in a novel way. Good stuff, good times...
also many brits really do look down on americans, especially about things like football.
so why is it that unbelievable to you that this "joke story" is not about the band themselves?
think about it, a brit comes to america, fancies himself a very fetching highschool cheerleader, wants her, but hates her ideals. he just wants the sex. it's just a hilarious take on how things actually are. of course you might not be one of those girls, or those guys. hell, alot of us are definitely not. but i know quite a few girls who literally have the brain capacity of a slug, but of course, some of them are still attractive to me. maybe not in the dateable sense, but still attractive. many highschools go to cancun on spring break, maybe he's older and can just decide to go.. i don't want to get into more examples, other people have.
in life you can say 10000 things to a girl you love, but she'll love a douchebag. i've been there. so why is this so hard for you to understand?
i know about and have experienced each type of person this song is about. so for me, it's not hard to understand.
anyway i guess i went on a rant, because you're hating hard, just because it's not for you. my main point was, do you actually think hipsters are the only people who act like this? these "hipsters" (even though they started as a joke) are actually brilliant for capturing it so well, but that's just to me.
thanks, thinking about it more in depth makes me like the song more.
Yeah.. I hate this song, I can't stand sexual double-standards, but most of all I hate smug fuckin hipsters who wear tight pants. But hey, that's just me.
also many brits really do look down on americans, especially about things like football.
so why is it that unbelievable to you that this "joke story" is not about the band themselves?
think about it, a brit comes to america, fancies himself a very fetching highschool cheerleader, wants her, but hates her ideals. he just wants the sex. it's just a hilarious take on how things actually are. of course you might not be one of those girls, or those guys. hell, alot of us are definitely not. but i know quite a few girls who literally have the brain capacity of a slug, but of course, some of them are still attractive to me. maybe not in the dateable sense, but still attractive. many highschools go to cancun on spring break, maybe he's older and can just decide to go.. i don't want to get into more examples, other people have.
in life you can say 10000 things to a girl you love, but she'll love a douchebag. i've been there. so why is this so hard for you to understand?
i know about and have experienced each type of person this song is about. so for me, it's not hard to understand.
anyway i guess i went on a rant, because you're hating hard, just because it's not for you. my main point was, do you actually think hipsters are the only people who act like this? these "hipsters" (even though they started as a joke) are actually brilliant for capturing it so well, but that's just to me.
thanks, thinking about it more in depth makes me like the song more.
"As she stepped out of her massive car"
"Basically as I was stepping out of my SUV"
The girl in here is obviously a dumb blond, the guy isn't British at all and "Oh My God, I think I'm in love"? Wow. And the fact that she was dumb enough to have sex with him a day after meeting him without knowing him...
And the guy is a player. And the biggest jerk in the world.
It's not supposed to be offensive, its just showing people what will happen to you if you're stupid and let yourself be treated like that by a guy. so people, don't get all mad about it.
Fun piece of work.
LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
great how its i fucked my american cunt... i loved my british romance :P
OMG....
but theyr not comin 2 adelaide...
BITHCES.....
oh well....
FUCKIG RAD!!!!!!!!!!!