Despair to the point till they provoke
The punchline before they have told the joke
The sheer desperation to be seen
Staring at the television screen

Despair to the point where they provoke
You to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke
Sorry, sunshine, it doesn't exist
It wasn't in the top one hundred list

And it's the thousandth time, and it's even bolder
Don't be surprised when you get bent over
He told ya that you were dying for it

She saw it, and she grabbed it, and it wasn't what it seemed
The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means
Another variation on a theme
A tangle on the television and the magazine
Do you reckon that they do it for a joke?
Do you reckon that they make 'em take an oath
That says 'we are defenders
Of any poseur or professional pretender around?

When did your list replace the twist and turn?
Ah, the fist replaced the kissed-on concern
And if you're bothered, I don't want your prayers
Save it for the morning after

And it's the thousandth time, and it's even bolder
Don't be surprised when you get bent over
He told ya that you were dying for it

Let's have a game on the Teddy Picker
Not quick enough, can I have it quicker?
Already thick and you're getting thicker
Let's have a game on the Teddy Picker
Not quick enough, can I have it quicker?
Already thick, and you're getting thicker

Assuming that all things are equal
Who'd want to be men of the people
When there's people like you?



Lyrics submitted by backlash_x

Track duration: 02:45

"Teddy Picker" as written by Alex Turner

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    General Comment:WTF guys, i don't understand why all these web sites with songs lyrics don't take them directly from the artists official site!
    This song is wrong everywhere.
    This is the RIGHT lyrics:

    THEY'VE sped up to the point where they provoke, the punch-line
    before they have told the joke, PLENTY of desperation to be seen, staring at the television screen, sped up to the point where they provoke you to tell the fucking punch-line, before you have told the joke, "Sorry sunshine it doesn't exist. It wasn't in the top 100 list"

    It's the 1000th time that it's even bolder,
    don't be surprised when you get bent over,
    they told you but you were dying for it

    Saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed,
    the kids all dream of making it, whatever that means

    Another variation on a theme,
    a tangle on the television and the magazine
    Do you reckon that they do it for a joke?
    Do you reckon that they make them take an oath that
    says: "We are defenders of any poser or professional pretender around"

    When did your list replace the twist and turn like a fist, replaced A KISS, DON'T CONCERN US WITH YOUR BOLLOCKS,
    I don't want your prayer save it for the morning after.

    Let's have a game on the teddy picker
    "not quick enough can I have it quicker"
    already thick and your getting thicker

    PRESUMING all things are equal who'd want to be men of the people,
    when there's people like you.
    Flag Tekkiuson August 17, 2011   Link
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    General Comment:"They sped up to the point where they provoke
    The punchline before they have told the joke
    Can see a desperation to be seen
    Staring at the television screen

    They sped up to the point where they provoke
    You to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke
    Sorry sunshine it doesn't exist
    It wasn't in the top 100 list

    And it's the thousanth time that it's even bolder
    Don't be surprised when you get bent over
    They told you, but you were dying for it

    She saw it and she grabbed it
    and it wasn’t what it seemed
    The kids all dream of making it
    Whatever that means

    Another variation on a theme
    A tangle on the television and a magazine
    D’ you reckon that they do it for a joke?
    D’ you reckon that they make them take an oath?
    That says that "we are defenders
    of any poseur or professional pretender around"

    When did your list replaced
    The twist and turn like a fist
    replaced the kissed-on concern
    'Cause if your bothered
    I don't want your prayer
    Save it for the morning after

    And it's the thousanth time that it's even bolder
    Don't be surprised when you get bent over
    They told you, but you were gagging for it

    Let's have a game on the teddy picker
    Not quick enough, can I have it quicker?
    Already thick, and you gettin’ thicker?

    Let's have a game on the teddy picker
    Not quick enough, can I have it quicker?
    Already thick, and you gettin’ thicker?

    Assuming that all things are equal
    Who'd want to be men of the people
    When there's people like you?"

    EN CASTELLANO:
    RECOLECTOR DE OSITOS

    "Se aceleraron al punto donde provocan
    El remate antes de que hayan contado el chiste
    La total desesperación por ser visto
    Mirando la pantalla de televisión

    Se aceleraron al punto donde te provocan
    Decir el p… remate antes de que vos hayas contado el chiste
    Lo sentimos, corazón, no existe
    No estuvo en la lista de los TOP 100

    Y es la milésima vez que es aún más audaz
    No te sorprendas cuando te den vuelta
    Te dijeron
    Pero te estabas muriendo por eso

    Ella lo vio y lo agarró y no era lo que parecía
    Todos los niños sueñan con lograrlo, sea lo que sea que eso signifique
    Otra variación sobre un tema
    Un enredo en la televisión y en una revista
    Reconoces que lo hacen como broma?
    Reconoces que les hicieron hacer un juramento?
    Que dice: “Nosotros somos defensores de cualquier presumido
    o simulador profesional de por ahí”

    ¿Cuándo tu lista reemplazó los vaivenes
    como el puño reemplazó la preocupación del beso?
    Y si te molesta, no quiero tus plegarias
    Guardátelas para la mañana siguiente

    Y es la milésima vez que es aún más audaz
    No te sorprendas cuando te den vuelta
    Te dijeron
    Pero te daban naúseas por eso

    Tengamos un juego en el recolector de peluches
    No es suficientemente rápido ¿lo puedo tener más rápido?
    Ya sos denso y te estás volviendo más denso

    Asumiendo que todas las cosas son iguales
    ¿Quién querría ser el hombre de la gente
    cuando hay gente como vos?"

    Flag margorillazon May 14, 2011   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:I think the song is about celebrities but mostly about young boys celebrities in music business. They pick teddies, girls find out they are not the same in person, and they get famous fast without even being proffesional, and they are pretty annoying also.
    Flag margorillazon May 14, 2011   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:This is the song that made me discover Arctic Monkeys and still one of my favorites, "The kids all dream of making it, Whatever that means".

    Their album, Favourite Worst Nightmare, is one of the 10 favorite albums of caffeinesounds: caffeinesounds.blogspot.com/2011/01/… feel free to check it out!
    Flag caffeinesoundson January 08, 2011   Link
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    General Comment:its about how everyone wants to be a reality TV star. But when it happens, their life completely changes, usually for the worse, "but they told you, and you were dying for it." And people who take advantage of these people are scum. And getting to be one of these stars is complete luck, like a teddy picker. (unless you say you put your kid in a balloon, then at least youll get on the news for 2 weeks)
    Flag bswimr127on October 20, 2009   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:Everyone else's interpretations make more sense, but for me, i always think of some of my shallower friends who blindly worship any and every celebrity. Especially the line 'sorry sunshine it doesn't exist, wasn't in the top 100 list' and 'she saw it and she grabbed and it wasn't what it seemed, the kids all dream of making it, whatever that means.'
    Flag lilmisssarcasmon September 02, 2009   Link
  • -1
    General Comment:fuck sake mhn everyone here is like taking this song to far the amazing thing about alex turner is his song writing isnt about a big story or day to today life its mostly about random one thing this ones just about a teddy piker they machines at the amusments were you claw the teddy as simple as that
    Flagged ryrymccroon July 09, 2009   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:You can find the right lyrics here: arcticmonkeys.com/…
    Flag Krristinon January 24, 2009   Link
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    General Comment:WellI love this song...but...it is impossible to understand quite right!!!Come on I am brazilian..I know some slangs from my area, it is impossible to figure out what it is on alex´s mind...
    Well for me I kinda think it is about celebrities...but I dont know maybe iam wrong...
    Flag samarasammy1on September 14, 2008   Link
  • +1
    General Comment:This song is actually brilliant.
    Firstly, my interpretation is a very realistically modern motto based around the Arctic Monkey's home town of Sheffield.
    Teddy picker is the name given to an almost sub-culture of people, usually men, who are beyond arrogance and think the world of themselves. Like the song says, they'll annoy you so much by telling you the "punch line before you have told the joke".
    Then the song goes on to depict that one day, if those people stay like that then someone will choose to emit harm upon them, in this case the teddy picker has been told a "thousand times" and he's getting "bolder" and he was warned, before someone took it upon themselves to violently bring harm to him.
    The term "get bent over" is often mistaken for meaning rape, when in retrospect it is a cruel modern day means of attack where a person is stabbed in the behind, effective and common as if caught, it is not attempt to murder but simply violent attack.
    Flag mistymooon August 13, 2008   Link

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