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Glamour Profession Lyrics
Outside the stadium
Special delivery For Hoops McCann Brut and charisma Poured from the shadow where he stood Looking good He's a crowd pleasing man One on one He's schoolyard superman Crashing the backboard He's Jungle Jim again When it's all over We'll make some calls from my car We're a star It's a glamour profession The L.A. concession Local boys will spend a quarter Just to shine the silver bowl Living hard will take its toll Illegal fun Under the sun All aboard The Carib Cannibal Off to Barbados Just for the ride Jack with his radar Stalking the dread moray eel At the wheel With his Eurasian bride On the town We dress for action Celluloid bikers Is Friday's theme I drove the Chrysler Watched from the darkness while they danced I'm the one It's a glamour profession The L.A. concession Local boys will spend a quarter Just to shine the silver bowl Living hard will take its toll Illegal fun Under the sun Hollywood I know your middle name Who inspires your fabled fools That's my claim to fame Jive Miguel He's in from Bogota Meet me at midnight At Mr. Chow's Szechuan dumplings After the deal has been done I'm the one It's a glamour profession The L.A. concession Local boys will spend a quarter Just to shine the silver bowl Living hard will take its toll Illegal fun Under the sun |
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04-28-2007
Illegal fun under the sun, boys.
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05-07-2007
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10-07-2007
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03-10-2008
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04-05-2008
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05-20-2008
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05-20-2008
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07-25-2008
In this song they're celebrating wretched excess, piling on (and on and on) the references to wealth and conspicuous consumption. "Off to Barbados just for the ride"--you expect they already own cigarette boats--or indulging in the latest "theme" for the clothes they'll wear when going out on the town. These days, it seems difficult to imagine: but at the time when this song was written, a carphone was a luxury most people had never seen in real life. It was one of the ultimate status symbols...owned primarily by drug dealers and Hollywood producers.
And yeah, we also know about the other end of the scale, spending a quarter shining the silver bowl. For every guy on top, there's gotta be an awful lot of losers on the bottom.
It's not Steely Dan's first song to glamorize drug dealing (or should I use the British spelling, as they did in the title?) "Kid Charlemagne" is a pastiche of stories about Owsley the legendary LSD chemist.
Yeah, to delve into this material involves a kind of brash "fuck the rules" attitude, but that's a part of what Steely Dan has always been about. You just know Fagen and Becker have seen it all. (I mean it's in the background of the lives they've led; I'm not saying they've been kingpins themselves.)
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08-02-2008
But "special delivery" clearly means Hoops McCann is a sufficiently important customer that they'll make the effort to meet up and sell to just one person. In the early morning, which is perhaps the most extraordinary aspect! Presumably McCann is a pro basketball player...if not a Laker, then he must be on a road trip to play the Lakers. Someone accustomed to being catered to. And more than likely, he buys in bulk...for himself, his friends and entourage.
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09-23-2008
After all, it's not the narrator that inspires Hollywood's "fabled fools"...instead, it's what he can deliver. But in reality, the guy is just part of the background, easily replaced by anyone.
Also, the first stanza's last line should be "We're all stars"...again, the narrator isn't the star, but he helps McCann make calls from his car and supplies him with coke, so he considers himself a star.
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09-20-2009
Jive Miguel
He's in from Bogota
Meet me at midnight
At Mr. Chow's
Szechuan dumplings
After the deal has been done
I'm the one
Miguel- Colombian connect
Mr. Chow (not Chow's)- a Beverly Hills chinese restaurant(opened 1973) hence "szechuan dumplings, now that the DEAL has been done."
I agree with the Thomas "Hollywood" Henderson reference since he used coke on the sideline during games, even SuperBowl XIII.
Note: The Cowboys played the L.A. Rams twice that year('79), in week 3 and in the Conference Championship both times in L.A.
Gaucho was released in 1980 so the timeline fits.
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