My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD

My dick, bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kid's
My dick, large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you fourteen

My dick, locked in a cage, right
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick, so hot, it's stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman

My dick, pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a Caesar do,
Your dick needs a tweezer, dude

My dick is like super size
Your dick look like two fries
My dick, more mass than the Earth
Your dick, half staff, it needs work

My dick, been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick, V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

My dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function
My dick served a whole luncheon
Your dick, it look like a munchkin

My dick, size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
My dick, good good lovin'
Your dick- good for nothin'

My dick bench pressed three fifty
Your dick couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
My dick, pretty damn skimpy
Your dick, hungry as a hippie

My dick don't fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick is like an M16
Your dick, broken vending machine

My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and queefs
My dick, rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle

My dick goes to yoga
Your dick, fruit roll-up
My dick, grade-A beef
Your dick, made a geek

My dick, sick and dangerous
Your dick, quick and painless
My dick, 'nuff said.
Your dick loves Fred

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus



Lyrics submitted by iLL Ronald

Track duration: 03:00

"My Dick" as written by Simon Rex Cutright Yeshe Perl

Lyrics © WINDSWEPT HOLDINGS LLC, BUG MUSIC

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  • 0
    General Comment:"My dick don't fit down the chimney
    Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines"
    XD Fuck. I lol'd for like ten minutes. Best line in a song, ever...or if not, tied with Steel Panthers' "I would give you the stars in the sky...but they're too far away".
    Flag shadow2kon June 14, 2012   Link
  • -1
    General Comment:

    My dick is longer than Atlas Shrugged
    Your dick is like a little bug



    Flag unluckylucianoon May 04, 2011   Link
  • -1
    My Opinion:my dick, rocks out with Mick
    yo dick, smells like shit.
    Flag dudebreesayson June 30, 2010   Link
  • +2
    General Comment:i dont know what the hell this guy was thinkin, Macaulay Culkin is sexy <3
    Flag hayleymae222on April 04, 2010   Link
  • +1
    General Comment:I think this song indicates an epic struggle to come to terms with one's identity as a male. Very touching and symbolic.
    Flag Josh123123123on February 12, 2010   Link
  • -1
    General Comment:We got dicks like Jesus.

    HA HA! Mickey Avalon is the shit.
    Flag GhostEyeson January 17, 2010   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:my dick is on a lease
    your dick is deceast
    Flag billy9101112on December 14, 2009   Link
  • -1
    General Comment:my dick is in every hoes dreams
    yo dick wishd it was bustin at da seams

    my dick stay catchin all da wind
    yo dick look 4real like a stem

    good song, hilarious, brightens my day when journey doesnt, lmao
    Flag sw127on December 02, 2009   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:Okayy logistics, all you wanted to say was "wow. do us all a favor and grow up, people. kthnx."
    Whatever I love this song! And it cracks me up... lol This is a good dancing song!
    Flag darbynicoleXDon July 10, 2009   Link
  • -1
    General Comment:my dick got elected for president , yo dick go neglected by a peasent
    Flag chickenbreaston April 03, 2009   Link

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