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Canadian Idiot Lyrics
Don't want to be a Canadian idiot
Dont want to be some beer swillin' hockey nut and do I look like some frost bitten hosehead I never learned my alphabet from A to zed They all live on donuts and moose meat and they leave the house without packin' heat never even bring their guns to the mall and you know what else is too funny their stupid monopoly money can't take 'em seriously at all Well maple syrup and snow's what they export they treat curling just like it's a real sport they think their silly accent is so cute can't understand a thing they're talking aboot sure they got their national health care cheaper meds for prime rates and clean air then again well they got celine dion eat their weight in kraft macaroni and dream of driving a zamboni all over saskatchewan Don't want to be a Canadian idiot We'll figure out their temperature in Celcius see the map they're hovering right over us tell you the truth it makes me kinda nervous always hear the same kind of story break your nose and they'll just say sorry tell me what kind of freaks are that polite It's gotta mean they're all up to something so quick before they see it coming time for a pre-emptive strike
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09-09-2006
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09-09-2006
Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
Don't wanna be some beer swilling hockey nut
And do I look like some frostbitten hose head?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Z
They all live in donuts and moose beaks
And they leave the house without packing heat
Never even bring their guns to the mall
And ya know what else is too funny?
Their stupid monopoly money
Can't take 'em seriously at all
Well maple syrup and snow's what they export
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
They think their silly accent is so cute
Can't understand a thing they’re talking aboot
Sure they get their national healthcare
Cheaper meds, ??, and clear air
Then again, well they got Celine Dion
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
And dream of driving a zamboni
All over Saskatchewan
Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
We'll figure out the temperature in Celsius
See the map? They're hoverin' right over us
Tell you the truth it makes me kinda nervous
Always hear the same kinda story
Break your nose and they'll just say "Sorry"
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
So quick, before they see it coming
Time for a preemptive strike
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09-09-2006
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09-20-2006
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09-20-2006
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09-23-2006
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09-26-2006
cheaper meds, low crime rates, and clean air
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09-29-2006
Haha! I love Weird Al, and do we really have an accent? I've never said 'aboot' in my life... I really love his take on American Idiot. Brilliant!
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10-02-2006
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10-02-2006
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10-03-2006
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10-04-2006
Cady
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10-04-2006
And canada is a frnch provincdence
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10-06-2006
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10-09-2006
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10-13-2006
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10-13-2006
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10-24-2006
And I live in Australia so they're all the same to me :D
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10-29-2006
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12-25-2006
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01-01-2007
Labatt Blue
Molson Ice
Alanis Morrisette
The Tragically Hip...
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01-18-2007
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03-26-2007
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03-30-2007
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06-25-2007
That's okay, your opinion is exactly that.
I also thank Canada for...
Tim Horton's
The Guess Who
Neil Young
The Red Green Show
CBC...
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