Lyrics for Bottle And A Gun as interpreted by thenothinginside

Bottle And A Gun Lyrics
[Intro]
It was once a dark lonely summer's eve
On the lonely streets of Sunset
When the lord called upon 7 crazy m.c's
J Dog, Charlie Scene, The Server, Da Kurlzz, Shady Jeff, and Tha Producer

(*spoken*)
Hey! Uh, man you forgot the homie funny man, C'mon!

[Chorus]
And I can show you how to hump without making love
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak
And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

[Verse 1]
My clothes are always retro
Sexual like I'm hetero
And I play a bitch like nintendo (ZELDA!)
Take a fun ride in my benzo
Funny as fuck, I should do stand up
Bust caps at the crowd like I don't give a fuck (fuck you)
Got a gold ass grill
Hit me on the sidekick if you wanna chill
Hop in the ride, let's roll
I'm a barritone with a voice that's so low
It'll make your speakers explode
And I'll drop your panties to the floor (AH!)
Let me bend you over, let me lay you sideways
Hop in the back girls, FREAKY FRIDAYS!
If you got beef, then you better step up bitch
Hollywood Undead ain't nothin' to fuck with

[Chorus]
And I can show you how to hump without making love
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak
And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

[Verse 2]
Girl, come and smoke my ball like a Marlboro
Introduce me to your mom as Charles
It's Charlie Scene, Shake your ass to the bass
Wait till you see my face, hey bitch!
Really tight jeans that show your ass crack
My first name gives Veitnam flash backs
I get drunk and do the same old, same old
Sexy girls come, we call them Charlies Angels
What'chu gonna do after we get signed?
I'm gonna lose my mind
Get 30 inch spinners and pimp my ride
Go back in time, be there that night and save 2 plus lives
Then pay my fine for getting kinda fucking on the Hollywood side
I got the game on lock
I'll have a bottle and a glock
with bisceps like The Rock
???? Room for murder (hey!)

[Chorus]
And I can show you how to hump without making love
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak
And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

[Bridge]
Get down, I'll show you how
C'mon girl, let me show you how
Let's get freaky deaky now
(*repeat*)

[Chorus]
And I can show you how to hump without making love
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak
And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

[Outro]
Get down, I'll show you how
If you got beef, then you better step up bitch
Hollywood Undead ain't nothing to fuck with
Get down, I'll show you how
I'll have a bottle and a glock
with bisceps like The Rock
??? room for murder

(*spoken*)
BITCH! What motherfucker?!

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thinkingoptional
10-04-2006

Rated 0 
correct lyrics are :

[Intro]
It was once a dark lonely summer's eve
On the lonely streets of Sunset
When the lord called upon 7 crazy m.c's
J Dog, Charlie Scene, The Server, Da Kurlzz, Shady Jeff, and Tha Producer

Hey! Uh, man you forgot the homie funny man, C'mon!

And I can show you how to hump without making love
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak
And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

My clothes are always retro
Sexual like I'm hetero
And I play a bitch like nintendo (ZELDA!)
Take a fun ride in my benzo
Funny as fuck, I should do stand up
Bust caps at the crowd like I don't give a fuck (fuck you)
Got a gold ass grill
Hit me on the sidekick if you wanna chill
Hop in the ride, let's roll
I'm a barritone with a voice that's so low
It'll make your speakers explode
And I'll drop your panties to the floor (AH!)
Let me bend you over, let me lay you sideways
Hop in the back girls, FREAKY FRIDAYS!
If you got beef, then you better step up bitch
Hollywood Undead ain't nothin' to fuck with

And I can show you how to hump without making love
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak
And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

Girl, come and smoke my ball like a Marlboro
Introduce me to your mom as Charles
It's Charlie Scene, Shake your ass to the bass
Wait till you see my face, hey bitch!
Wear them tight jeans that show your ass crack
My first name gives Veitnam flash backs
I get drunk and do the same old, same old
Take two girls home, and call them Charlies Angels
What'chu gonna do after we get signed?
I'm gonna lose my mind
Get 30 inch spinners and pimp my ride
Go back in time, be there that night and save 2 Pac's life
Then pay my fine for getting cought fucking on the Hollywood side
I got the game on lock
I'll have a bottle and a glock
with bisceps like The Rock
Buy Toms soul back from Rupert Murdoch

And I can show you how to hump without making love
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak
And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

Get down, I'll show you how
C'mon girl, let me show you how
Let's get freaky deaky now
(*repeat*)

And I can show you how to hump without making love
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak
And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

Get down, I'll show you how
If you got beef, then you better step up bitch
Hollywood Undead ain't nothing to fuck with
Get down, I'll show you how
I'll have a bottle and a glock
with bisceps like The Rock
Buy Toms soul back from Rupert Murdoch

BITCH! What motherfucker?!

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DaniDenial
12-18-2006

Rated 0 
Sorry, but no. I think these are more like it :
[Intro]
It was once a dark lonely summer's eve
On the lonely streets of Sunset
When the lord called upon 7 crazy m.c's
J Dog, Charlie Scene, The Server, Da Kurlzz, Shady Jeff, and Tha Producer

Hey! Uh, man you forgot the homie funny man, C'mon!

And I can show you how to hump without making love
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak
And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

My clothes are always retro
Sexual like I'm hetero
And I play a bitch like nintendo (ZELDA!)
Take her for a ride in my benzo
Funny as fuck, I should do stand up
Bust caps at the crowd like I don't give a fuck (fuck you)
Got a gold ass grill
Hit me on the sidekick if you wanna chill
Hop in the ride, let's roll
I'm a barritone with a voice that's so low
It'll make your speakers explode
And I'll drop your panties to the floor (AH!)
Let me bend you over, let me lay you sideways
Hop in the back girls, FREAKY FRIDAYS!
If you got beef, then you better step up bitch
Hollywood Undead ain't nothin' to fuck with

And I can show you how to hump without making love
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak
And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

Girl, come and smoke my pole like a Marlboro
Introduce me to your mom as Charles
It's Charlie Scene, Shake your ass to the bass
Wait till you see my face, hey bitch!
Wear them tight jeans that show your ass crack
My first name gives Veitnam flash backs
I get drunk and do the same old, same old
Take three girls home, and call them Charlies Angels
What'chu gonna do after we get signed?
I'm gonna lose my mind
Get 30 inch spinners and pimp my ride
Go back in time, be there that night and save 2 Pac's life
Then pay my fine for getting caught fucking on the Hollywood side
I got the game on lock
I'll have a bottle and a glock
with bisceps like The Rock
Buy Toms soul back from Rupert Murdoch

And I can show you how to hump without making love
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak
And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

Get down, I'll show you how
C'mon girl, let me show you how
Let's get freaky deaky now
(*repeat*)

And I can show you how to hump without making love
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak
And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

Get down, I'll show you how
If you got beef, then you better step up bitch
Hollywood Undead ain't nothing to fuck with
Get down, I'll show you how
I'll have a bottle and a glock
with bisceps like The Rock
Buy Toms soul back from Rupert Murdoch

BITCH! White motherfucker!

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xjaclynnx
12-19-2006

Rated +1 
aaaaactually I'm pretty sure it's "fucking on the Hollywood sign"
and I think it was "What motherfucker???"

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A_Queen_Of_Snow
03-16-2007

Rated 0 
I've never heard this song....soo, where can i get it?? Anyone?? I've heard the rest of their music

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sccrplyr214
03-23-2007

Rated 0 
have you ever seen the movie boondock saints? this song reminds me of rocco the funny man.. if you haven't seen it check it out.. it's the best movie ever made

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sophieshotgun
02-18-2008

Rated 0 
isnt it..
"then pay my fine for getting caught fucking on the hollywood sign" ?
i could be wrong. :/

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riotgirl1213
06-26-2008

Rated 0 
Verse 2 has some wrong lyrics

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dmckilla699
09-02-2008

Rated 0 
It sounds like he says smoke my bowl like a Marlboro.


could just be me?

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Threetearz
09-26-2008

Rated 0 
It's sad that you guys don't know that they re-did this song.

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Threetearz
09-26-2008

Rated +1 
These are the REAL lyrics:

It was once a dark lonely summer's eve
On the lonely streets of Sunset
When the lord called upon 6 crazy M.C.'s
J Dog, Charlie Scene, Johnny 3 Tears, Da Kurlzz,and Tha Producer

Hey! Uh, man you forgot the homie funny man, C'mon!

And I can show you how to hump without making love
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak
And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

My clothes are always retro
Sexual like I'm hetero
And I play a bitch like nintendo (ZELDA!)
Take a fun ride in my benzo
Funny as fuck, I should do stand up
Bust caps at the crowd like I don't give a fuck (fuck you)
Got a gold ass grill
Hit me on the sidekick if you wanna chill
Hop in the ride, let's roll
I'm a barritone with a voice that's so low
It'll make your speakers explode
And I'll drop your panties to the floor (AH!)
Let me bend you over, let me lay you sideways
Hop in the back girls, FREAKY FRIDAYS!
If you got beef, then you better step up bitch
Hollywood Undead ain't nothin' to fuck with

And I can show you how to hump without making love
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak
And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

Girl, come and smoke my ball like a Marlboro
Introduce me to your mom as Charles
It's Charlie Scene, Shake your ass to the bass
Wait till you see my face, hey bitch!
Wear them tight jeans that show your ass crack
My first name gives Veitnam flash backs
I get drunk and do the same old, same old
Take three girls home and call them Charlies Angels
What'chu gonna do after we get signed?
I'm gonna lose my mind
Get 30 inch spinners and pimp my ride
Go back in time, be there that night and save TuPac's lives
Then pay my fine for getting kinda fucking on the Hollywood side
I got the game on lock
I'll have a bottle and a glock
with bisceps like The Rock
Buy Tom's soul back from Rupert Murdoch

And I can show you how to hump without making love
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak
And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

Get down, I'll show you how
C'mon girl, let me show you how
Let's get freaky deaky now

Get down, I'll show you how
C'mon girl, let me show you how
Let's get freaky deaky now


And I can show you how to hump without making love
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak
And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

Get down, I'll show you how
If you got beef, then you better step up bitch
Hollywood Undead ain't nothing to fuck with
Get down, I'll show you how
I'll have a bottle and a glock
with bisceps like The Rock
Buy Tom's soul back from Rupert Murdoch

BITCH! What motherfucker?!

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•Thunder
12-01-2008

Rated 0 
The line is "Girl come and smoke my pole like a marlboro"
Pole refers to his cock.
Another correct "Go back in time, be there that night and save TUPAC's life."
And at the end he says
"Bitch! What Motherfucker!"
Not White motherfucker...

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kcyo
01-09-2009

Rated 0 
6 crazy mc's not 7

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nikkifarro92
03-03-2009

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you keep doing a lyric wrong.
Two people have done it wrong.

it's "Hop in the bed girls, Freaky Fridays"

and Veitnam is actually spelled Vietnam

lol :P
just helping what i know :P

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snatchedthehorizon
04-23-2009

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i think that its getting "caught fuckin' on the hollywood sign.

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breticles
06-06-2009

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Buy Tom's soul back from Rupert Murdoch

anyone know if this is referring to Tom (founder of myspace) selling Myspace to Fox? I know Rupert Murdoch is Fox's owner.

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livethelegacy
11-17-2009

Rated 0 
Thank god there are smart people out there...
as soon as i read the lyrics posted i was like hell
no...that is not the beginning.

it's funny when i'm listening to this song cuz its a white girl "rapping"
lol good song.

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