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Hello? hello?
Calling a Karl Projektorinski
To the front of the cathedral
You have won, dear sir
May I congratulate you first?
Oh, what an honor
Human! human of the year! you won!
Human! human of the year! you won!
Why are you so scared?
You stand there shaking by your pew
The icons are whispering to you
They're just old men
Like on the benches in the park
Except their balding spots
Are glistening with gold
Human! human of the year! you won!
Human! human of the year! you won!
You have won!
hallelujah
hallelujah
hallelujah
hallelujah
Outside the cars are beeping
Out a song just in your honor
And though they do not know it
All mankind are now your brothers
And thus the cathedral had spoken
Wishing well to all us sinners
And with a psalm drew silent
Till next year's big human winner
Outside the cars are beeping
Out a song just in your honor
And thought they do not know it
All mankind are now your brothers
All mankind are now your brothers
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hello? hello?
Calling a Karl Projektorinski
To the front of the cathedral
You have won
Calling a Karl Projektorinski
To the front of the cathedral
You have won, dear sir
May I congratulate you first?
Oh, what an honor
Human! human of the year! you won!
Human! human of the year! you won!
Why are you so scared?
You stand there shaking by your pew
The icons are whispering to you
They're just old men
Like on the benches in the park
Except their balding spots
Are glistening with gold
Human! human of the year! you won!
Human! human of the year! you won!
You have won!
hallelujah
hallelujah
hallelujah
hallelujah
Outside the cars are beeping
Out a song just in your honor
And though they do not know it
All mankind are now your brothers
And thus the cathedral had spoken
Wishing well to all us sinners
And with a psalm drew silent
Till next year's big human winner
Outside the cars are beeping
Out a song just in your honor
And thought they do not know it
All mankind are now your brothers
All mankind are now your brothers
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hello? hello?
Calling a Karl Projektorinski
To the front of the cathedral
You have won
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The 'crowned' person is Karl Projektoinski (he is "called to the front of the Catherdral") but he is shocked and nervous instead of happily boistrous ("Why are you so scared? You stand there shaking by your pew
The icons are whispering to you") and the commentator/narrator of the event is puzzled by this.
Everyone is congratualating him ("outside the cars are beeping out a song in your honor") and the narrator wishes everyone well until next year's event. (Wishing well to all us sinners
And with a psalm drew silent
Till next year's big human winner)
I have no idea whether Regina's being sarcastic or not here, but my thinking is that Karl is basically having a moment sitting in church identifying his own importance, overstating it somewhat (as we have all done).
If not for the beeping cars outside, which naturally takes the award to a surreal level, the award might have been some sort of real humanitarian award (like some sort of charity thing).
I think that based on that comment this song is a jab at the idea of faith making a person better than the average atheist. You shouldn't need to win a prize for mankind to be your brothers, The cars would beep whether you won or not.
Ironically this song seems to be very much about pride, Carl presumably was very humble but this prize would give him the seeds of pride. "You stand there shaking in your pew, the icons are whispering to you, they're just old men, like on the benches in the park" sounds like he is struggling between the natural pride that anyone would feel and his religiosity. Being recognized as a religious person is making him almost cave into idolatry as he wonders whether he could become an icon of faith.
My opinion is that this song is about the differences between believers and nonbelievers and the divide could be the undoing of true belief.