(Do the rudebox
Shake your rudebox
Do the rudebox
Shake your rudebox)

OK then, back to basics
Grab your shell toes and your fat laces
A little hand clap for some funk faces
And make your body move in the following places
Goes up your back and then down your spine
And when it hits your head�¢?�¦

OK then, back to bass-heads
Dance like you just won at the Special Olympics
They got the rudebox off the back of a spaceship
So sick I just had to take it
The R-U-D-E-B-O-X
Up your jacksy, split your kecks,
Sing a song of semtex
Pocket full of Durex
Body full of Mandrax
Are we gonna have sex (yes)
Do you wear your knee socks (ohh)
Back to the rudebox

Got this double fantasy
Where we just never stop
I've got one design
And that's to funk you to the top
Know what's on my mind,
It's only one thing you will find
I got one design
And that's to bump you till you drop

Rudebox
Do the rudebox
'Cause you so nasty
Rudebox
Shake your rudebox
Why you so nasty?
Rudebox
Do the rudebox
'Cause you so nasty
Rudebox
Shake your rudebox
Why you so nasty?

OK then, back to spaceship
Take both pills, f.uck the Matrix
Jack those Jills, shake your Playtex
Rock three stripes, not the Asics
A-D-I-D-A-S old school, 'cause it's the best
(Yes)
TK Maxx cost less
(Yes)
Jackson looks a mess
(Bless)

OK then, what to do
If you try to jack me I'll rudebox you
If you rudebox me I'll rudebox your whole crew
'Cause it's what I do
Ain't that right boo (true)

I'll ride with you
If you can get me to the border
'Cause the sheriff's after me
For what I did to his daughter
I did it like this
(You did it like that)
I love it when you double clap (clap)

Got this double fantasy
Where we just never stop
I've got one design
And that's to funk you to the top
Know what's on my mind,
It's only one thing you will find
I got one design
And that's to bump you till you drop

Rudebox
Do the rudebox
'Cause you so nasty
Rudebox
Shake your rudebox
Why you so nasty?
Rudebox
Do the rudebox
'Cause you so nasty
Rudebox
Shake your rudebox
Why you so nasty?

OK then, check the tan line
Make your body shape
Like you're stood on a land mine
Call me on my mobile
Not the land line
And jack the main line
At the same time

OK, this is what we do
Got a jam so fresh
It's nice for you
OK, give me what you got
And dial 808
For the bass to drop
OK then, what's the fracas
Grab your cardy
Your lead hat and the bus pass
You don't sweat much
For a fat lass
Grab your rudebox
'Cause your box is righteous
OK bum, rush the show
I got high speed dubbing on my stereo
And all the tunes in the box are the cherrio
I know I told you before,
Did you hear me though

Got this double fantasy
Where we just never stop
I've got one design
And that's to funk you to the top
Know what's on my mind,
It's only one thing you will find
I got one design
And that's to bump you till you drop

Rudebox
Do the rudebox
'Cause you so nasty
Rudebox
Shake your rudebox
Why you so nasty?
Rudebox
Do the rudebox
'Cause you so nasty
Rudebox
Shake your rudebox
Why you so nasty?

Do the rudebox
Shake your rudebox



Lyrics submitted by vickiminx

Track duration: 03:48

"Rudebox" as written by Bill O/aiken Laswell

Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc., Universal Music Publishing Group

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  • 0
    General Comment:Basicly, the song is about sex, and rude girls, and adidas. lol
    You have to know the british language and slang.
    Rude usually meens dirty....and box means twat or dirty girl pretty much.
    So its about a dirty girl or hooker or whatever.
    Adidas, well, Adidas sponsers robbie and I love adidas.
    But at the same time, he could be refering to "what adidas stands for" (All Day I Dream About Sex)
    But who knows.
    Flag iFly4evaon February 07, 2009   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:And Robbie doesn't give a damn bout who hates him, neither do his fans! :)
    Flag SarahLundon January 04, 2009   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:This is one of my fave Robbie songs! :D :D I recorded a parody version, me and a friend always record parody songs! We called it 'Shoe box', and the lyrics mention shoes and stuff! The bassline in 'Rudebox' is awesum! Rock on, Rob! Idc if he goes back 2 Take That, i luv him anyway.
    Flag SarahLundon January 04, 2009   Link
  • -1
    General Comment:typical robbie williams, has got caught up in his own hype and thinks he can record sub standard (c)rap , the most over rated person in pop and yes that includes madonna! swindles his fan base with this nonsense, the fact the album this was on was selling for £1.99 weeks after its release tells you a lot.
    Flag sivillaon July 22, 2008   Link
  • -1
    General Comment:This is the first time I am in agreement with so many people in regards to a song. This is the worst song in the history of music, it is absolutely shocking and how a producer, sound engineer or a cleaner within the studio didnt stop this from being recorded is puzzling!
    Flag conormccarthyilpon January 02, 2008   Link
  • +1
    General Comment:just a criticism of sellouts and the embargo on independant artists. modern r&b is kept alive not by music, but reputation, and this staple dose of the genre can be chruned out by anyone, including a pop icon.
    does the fact that it made it to number one in a cool 9 countries fill the criteria for irony?
    Flag surrogate_similieon December 30, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:I love this song it actually bought tears to my eyes the first time I heard it! I couldn't believe that Robbie had churned out something so profoundly SHIT that it would finally equal his timely demise. The lyrics are just PRICELESS 'TK Maxx costs less' I'm sorry but WHAT????? Mind u if SOAD had done this song I'b be banging on about how fantastic it was and what geniis they all are but whatever not even his most die hard fans could condone this complete peice of GARBAGE. Sorry I hate people who post just to insult a song but seriously just LOOK AT THE LYRICS. God I feel better for that
    Flag blaqk_fairyon September 29, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:Ok
    First I love this song, I love all Robbies other music and I dont think this is a pisstake
    So what Robbie wakes up thinks he is black and does a rap?
    Well get over it. Its a good song
    If it was pisstake, his album wouldnt be named rudebox
    And if you dont like this song, well get off its lyrics site
    Which leads me to my next point
    Whoever rote these lyrics on this site, I am doubting they have ever listend to the song
    1. It is grab ya SHELL TOES not Grab ya Chateax
    2. It is SPECIAL olympics, not fucking olympics
    Just because a word is bleeped out in radio versions dosnt automatically mean it is Fucking, listen to the album versions first gosh.
    3. It is Will you wear your knee socks? Not Get down on your knees, sucks
    God dont know where that was pulled from
    4. It is Got this double fantasy, not Got yourself a fantasy
    5. In the bridge, second line is yes 'i got one design and thats to funk you til the top' but the last line is different! The last line is "Bump you til you DROP"
    6. It is make your BODY shake, not batty, whatever a batty is
    7. It is 'DIAL 808 FOR THE BASE TO DROP' Not 'dialate, oh wait'
    8. Finally it is Bum rush the show not Bomb watch the show
    Ok glad I got that off my chest lol
    And also
    to those of you who have said robbie is gay
    well loves
    im sure he has had more chicks than you
    Flag kimberlyyyon April 09, 2007   Link
  • +1
    General Comment:Robbie said in a magazine interview that he was more proud of rudebox than ANY other song he'd ever done. He loves it!! People are saying he's crazy, but all he's done is bring out a dance song - and a bloody good one i might add!!

    Good on you Rob, don't stop the music!!
    Flag lilmisshanon February 28, 2007   Link
  • -1
    General Comment:rudebox = arse
    Flag jak_ben_91on February 04, 2007   Link

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