Lyrics for Alfie as interpreted by kiwifruit

Alfie Lyrics
Oh, oh deary me
My little brother's in his bedroom smoking weed
I tell him he should get up 'cause it's nearly half past three
He can't be bothered 'cause he's high on THC
I ask him very nicely if he'd like a cup of tea
I can't even see him 'cause his room is so smoky
I don't understand how one could watch so much TV
Oh, my baby brother Alfie, how I wish that you could see.

(Chorus)
I only say it cause I care,
So please can you stop pulling my hair
Now, now, there's no need to swear
Please don't despair
my dear mon frere.

Oh Alfie, get up it's a brand new day
I just can't sit back and watch you waste your life away
You need to get a job because the bills need to get paid
Get off your lazy arse, Alfie
Please use your brain
Surely there's some walls out there that you could go and spray
I'm feeling guiltier for leading you astray
Now how the hell do you ever expect that you'll ever get laid,
When all you do is stay and play on your computer games?

(Chorus)

Oh, little brother, please refrain from doing that
I'm trying to help you out, so can you stop being a twat
It's time that you and I sit down and have a little chat
And look me in the eyes take off that stupid fitted cap

(Chorus)

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groovychick1305
06-28-2006

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shes talking bout her little brother who smokes weed all day and shes just trying to be the big sister and shes trying to say that what he is doing is wrong

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itsonlyrocknroll
06-29-2006

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I thinks it's like an open letter to her little bro giving advice and trying to point him in the right direction. I love this song, so upbeat and so catchy but with a meaning behind it. I love the line "Oh, little brother, please refrain from doing that
I'm trying to help you out, so can you stop being a twat" how many times have i heard that from my big sis!!! Great song.

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Misplaced
07-18-2006

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Haha come on, pretty self explanatory..
Awesome tune to it.. I really should get out of this room I guess. Thanks Lily, you've given me a whole new outlook.

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smgellar_da_bomb
07-29-2006

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I like this song so much!! It's sampled Sandie Shaw - Puppet On A String and is so quirky and funny!

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Prisoner.I.Was
08-26-2006

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Pretty self explanatory song :) Sooo brilliant!

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howz_g
09-27-2006

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this song is hillarious.
it is quite self explanatory...
haha, it sounds like a little kids song, its great!

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cabhan
10-09-2006

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Oh so happy and boppy and.. well good xD

very self explainitory too

I only got it cause my sister requested it xDDD But ohwell

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Calenlad
11-09-2006

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dont know what to think about those lyrics....hope this is not based on her real brother.
the music reminds me of german "volksmusik" which makes it sound very funny. but this might just be me...

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harlequinxgirl
12-28-2006

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it is based on her real brother
who, evidently, is quite the little stoner lol
love this song
love her
sorted

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feel me loud
01-14-2007

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That's sad! I'd be lying if I said I knew how that felt.

I love her, but I can't fucking stand this song. Definitely not her best.

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jolovesthekillers
01-23-2007

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this song is 1 of my favs of hers, very fuckingcool

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nicole.x
03-09-2007

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.
has anyone seen the video?
her lil brother is a puppet. "lol?"
and his room is fair small.
like i mean miniture.
hahah
one of my favourite songs on the album! its really cute. somehow it reminds me of lullabies. maybe its the tune i think. Or something from Hi-5 or wiggles.
lol.

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omfgmatty
03-11-2007

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i fucking LOVE this song!
lily allen kicks so much arse.... and so does this song. and the video is amazing, too!
anyways, the song is about....well, basically it pretty much explains it's self...so yeah.

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AARgirl4life
03-17-2007

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two words- LOVE IT!!!

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PRETTiE
03-26-2007

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BEST SONG MAYBE IN THE WHOLE WORLD... I love Lily Allen! She's really different from every other pop singer out there, she's got her very own sound that's completely different. And all her tunes are hilarious, sort of a bouncy pop that makes the song a little sarcastic. It's soooo much better than all the songs out there now, which is usually just emo whining, concieted hiphoppy pop, extreme screaming, or gross rap. LILY ALLEN IS MY NEW FAVORITE.

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indiechick89
04-02-2007

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i wish my brother was as cool as hers. n thats saying something.

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witchypoo
04-08-2007

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its about how she did drugs then got her brother into them but now she got out of that mess and she feels guilty that he still does it becos of her - i love the beat of this song

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its me again
04-27-2007

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haha i loove this song. her brother is a puppet.. haha i love this video.. it makes a good point that she is trying to help him straighten out his life bc she feels guilty for getting him into drugs..

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catabilar
05-04-2007

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I love this song but what's "mon frere"

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Truthiness231
05-07-2007

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"Mon frere" is French for "my friend". I love the sound of this song but the message is weak.

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ellenelle
05-07-2007

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Truthiness, "mon frere" is French for "my BROTHER". "My friend" would be "mon ami".

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Truthiness231
05-12-2007

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Ah, yes, quite right. It's been a few years since I'd had a class over French, and it obviously didn't sink in well. I came back to the page to correct myself before someone else did... way to late... =P

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Milker
05-12-2007

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honestly if you dont know what this song means then you are a fucking idiot...i mean there arent any para phrases or wutever...it soo fucking straight forward so really if you dont know what it is talking about then you are mentally challenged...sorry but its the truth.

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ArsenicMassacre
05-18-2007

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doesn't really take a genius to figure out what she's talking about, but it's a cute song. i like.

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TurtleNeckBlues
05-25-2007

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I LUV THE MUZIC VYDEO!

WHA WHA?!

I LUV BEENIE BABIES TUO.

FUN FUN FUN.

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