you know that statue
that statue of baby jesus
in the window
in the window of the 99 cent store
last night I saw the owner kiss it
and whisper in its ear
I was walking home from walgreen's
and he did not hear me see him
and on the
very very next morning
all the subway cars were hallelu-leluing
welcome back the baby king, the baby king
all the believers they were smiling
and winking at each other
I could honestly say I was scared for my life

they said, all the non-believers they get to eat dirt
and the believers get to spit on their graves...

you know that statue
that statue of baby jesus
in the window
in the window of the 99 cent store
they've been showing it on the news
it was thirty times its size
with a megaphone and a heart-shaped bruise
it was hovering in the skies
and all the
subway cars were hallelu-lelu-leluing, hallejuah
welcome back the baby king, the baby king
all the believers they were smiling
and winking at each other
I could honestly say I was scared for my life

they said, all the non-believers they get to eat dirt
and the believers get to spit on their graves...
believe!...

you know that statue
that statue of baby jesus
in the window
in the window of the 99 cent store
when I woke up I ran and bought it
and locked it in my closet
with a little bread and water
and a flashlight and a first aid kit til he grows



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    My Opinion:I'm not exactly sure what this song means, but I'm pretty sure that Regina is not an Atheist because there are a few other of her songs that seem to be mocking Atheisim. I think Regina is a Jew, and that this song is maybe talking about the low tolerence that some Christians have for other religions.
    Flag epsynincon October 30, 2012   Link
  • -3
    General Comment:This musician is the epitome of arrogant and insecure. From a few of her songs where she bashes or mocks Christianity it is obvious that she is uncomfortable with her choice to be an atheist. If she were confident in her lack of belief, she would not feel the need to ridicule the faithful. Bottom line...nobody can prove or disprove the existance of God, so why spend so much energy bashing others. I'll have to ask Regina that if I ever see her, although I wouldn't waste my money on a concert ticket. She probably donates her money to PETA so they can stop research on animals even thought that research has led to cures of major human diseases:) Regina calls the faithful 'crazies,' but she pretty much has that cateogy wrapped up....
    Flag rolypolywoofwoofon December 02, 2011   Link
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    General Comment:"they said, all the non-believers they get to eat dirt
    and the believers get to spit on their graves...
    believe!..."

    I think she is trying to say that some Christians think that just because they believe in god means they can get away with anything they want, i.e. the just war theory, which was made after the roman empire adopted Christianity they had to find a way where, under their new religion, they could justify war, so they thought that sense they were doing it in the name of god, it was a just war. this has gone on through out the ages, and it doesn't show signs of stopping.

    I LOVE YOU REGINA!!!
    Flag Sondanaaon December 24, 2010   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:Lol the recording I have of this she laughs twice while singing the song, this one must amuse her. :)
    Flag panarowon May 07, 2010   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:We are treated very poorly ploodie. Sorry to rain on your parade but you have plenty of opressing songs that indicate that we are nothing yet when one of us says something about your religion you jump to attack us. Chill out and stop taking so much offense, we try to ignore your offensive remarks. Tolerate people and try to learn about their cultures before you judge.

    Jeepers!!
    Flag robinhoodsarahon November 09, 2009   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:this song is so fun tolisten to because you can tell she has so much fun singing it!! AHH!! I LOVE YOU REGINA SPEKTOR!!!!!! lol!
    Flag morikahjoon October 14, 2009   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:"all the non-believers they get to eat dirt
    and the believers get to spit on their graves..."

    defines racism perfectly.... love regina<33
    Flag lvharmonypeace26on September 08, 2009   Link
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    General Comment:In my thoughts, the song's about a "non-believer", who is bombarded by Christianity and that they'll burn in hell, and die, and that Christianity is the better way.

    In her dream, referencing all the "miracles" with Jesus on bread, or cheese, or whatever else, and the delusion that leads to people taking it as a sign of something supremely profound, that statue grows and becomes a sign and another miracle and sign from God about Jesus.

    She gets scared for her life, because she's not a believer in Jesus, and didn't want to get left behind and die, or get spit on.

    It's something I heard once from an acquaintance "Better I believe and play it safe, than to not believe and get sent to hell." So, she gets the Baby Jesus for herself, and gives it the essentials, just in case, it does grow, she'll get saved too.
    Flag denithon June 13, 2009   Link
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    My Interpretation:It seems to me that this song is about a dream she had.

    you know that statue
    that statue of baby jesus
    in the window
    in the window of the 99 cent store
    last night I saw the owner kiss it
    and whisper in its ear
    I was walking home from walgreen's
    and he did not hear me see him

    [above is the part I think really happened]

    [&then below is a dream.]
    and on the
    very very next morning
    all the subway cars were hallelu-leluing
    welcome back the baby king, the baby king
    all the believers they were smiling
    and winking at each other
    I could honestly say I was scared for my life

    they said, all the non-believers they get to eat dirt
    and the believers get to spit on their graves...

    you know that statue
    that statue of baby jesus
    in the window
    in the window of the 99 cent store
    they've been showing it on the news
    it was thirty times its size
    with a megaphone and a heart-shaped bruise
    it was hovering in the skies
    and all the
    subway cars were hallelu-lelu-leluing, hallejuah
    welcome back the baby king, the baby king
    all the believers they were smiling
    and winking at each other
    I could honestly say I was scared for my life

    they said, all the non-believers they get to eat dirt
    and the believers get to spit on their graves...
    believe!...

    [then this is when she woke up, not thinking about how it was just a dream]

    you know that statue
    that statue of baby jesus
    in the window
    in the window of the 99 cent store
    when I woke up I ran and bought it
    and locked it in my closet
    with a little bread and water
    and a flashlight and a first aid kit til he grows


    she feels like it's all happened.

    I dk, I could be wrong.. but it's funny to think about.
    Flag laksjdhfgxon April 24, 2009   Link
  • +1
    General Comment:The song is a story.
    It's about a little jewish girl who is walking home and sees the owner of the 99 cent store kiss the baby jesus.
    She has a nightmare about the statue growing and all the christians thinking it's the time for repenting or salvation for whatever.
    Then she wakes up and runs to the store buys the statue, puts it in her closet and waits for it to grow.

    I doubt that Regina Spektor is trying to hate on the christians. If she is making fun of any group is religious extremists as a whole. People need to stop being so cynical about these sort of things.
    Flag izzygingkoon December 24, 2008   Link

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