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Christmas In Hollywood Lyrics
it's christmas in hollywood santa's back up in the hood so meet me under the mistletoe, let’s fuck it's hanukkah in inglewood the dradle’s spinning in the hood so meet me by the menorah, let’s get drunk just a little story about last christmas about some bad kids who were full of wishes we gave some gifts and then we gave some lovin the weird kind of love that you give to your cousin little timmy stole from 7-11 so we stopped by his house with a pair of sevens we drank in his room with some dude named kevin but there was still some bad kids who deserved some presents zack got caught with a bottle of jack so we slipped down his chimney with an 18 pack he didn't leave cookies but we needed a snack so we took the beer back and i fucked him in the ass!!! it's charlie scene got egg nog in my flask the holidays are back and all my presents are wrapped like oh my god is that saint nick kids give me your list like its the 25th been accused of being a bad kid but i get presents as is cause mrs. clause just myspace'd me i blew off a date on christmas eve. so i don't give a fuck if your naughty or nice you might still get a rolly (rolex) and a gang on ice so write your list and never have no fear have a hollywood christmas and an undead new year!!!! fuck yeah!!! bout to serve it up for for all you boys and girls. good kids, bad and even da kurlzz. we were chillin at home and deckin the halls. so i checked my phone and santa had called. he said he'd swing by at a quarter to twelve. he said that his jolly ass needed some help. he said christmas aint a gang but a way of life. "if you guide my sleigh, i'll let you fuck my wife." so we jumped in his sleigh and it started to jingle, funnier than fuck you can ask chris kringle. so we all took flight but something was fishy. he asked for road head and started to kiss me. underneath his suit was just a bunch of pillows. instead of bags of presents, he had bags of dildo's. i pulled down his beard and it was a monster. it wasn't saint nick it was a fuckin imposter. when we found out he started to pout. i took my bandana and i choked him out. i pulled off his beard and i fucked his mouth. hi-jacked his sleigh and headed down south. i had a lot of wild nights but tonight was the craziest, met a lot of jeff's but this one was shadiest. when it comes to cheer that motherfuckers a grinch. so if you don't like christmas fuck you bitch!!! |
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02-25-2006
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04-18-2006
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06-27-2006
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10-13-2006
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12-06-2006
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12-10-2006
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12-18-2006
I love it.
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01-13-2007
2ND BEST SONG!
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08-01-2007
Anyway this song is so funny!! i love it =]
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12-19-2007
the best line is "the weird kinda love that you give to your cousin"
lmao thats ridicolously funny.
and apparently they rape children.
"so i took the cookies back and i fucked him in the ass"
poor charlie scene, raping children on christmas lmao tsk tsk. ;)
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12-30-2007
still an amazing song from an amazing band tho. i love charlie scene.
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05-13-2008
even from the kids they say "Been accused of being a scene kid but I get pussy as is" and in this they say "Been accused of being a bad kid but i get presents as is"
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09-16-2008
...grandma's not a fan.
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10-11-2008
This song is a really serious portrayal of the hardships of growing up Jewish. [I know because because i'm a jew too.] :]
Lol.
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11-30-2008
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12-10-2008
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12-12-2008
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12-15-2008
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12-21-2008
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05-16-2009
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06-28-2009
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11-17-2009
everytime i hear it i laugh but its weird reading the lyrics
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