Kali-Fornia Über Alles 21st Century

Jello Biafra

I am Governor Schwarzenneger
Pretty soon I'll be dictator
When they make me President.
Democracy is going away
Hasta la vista, Baby!
I will command all of you
Kindergarten Cop in every school
Or i will Terminate you!

Kali-fornia uber alles
Kali-fornia uber alles
Uber alles Kali-fornia
Uber alles Kali-fornia

Enron will control you
Like they staged the recall coup
Steroids for the master race
So you all can have my face!
Close your eyes, can't happen here
Bush and Cheney are already here
Third Reich will come back, you say
Now that Fox news has their way
Can I grope your titties today?

Kali-fornia uber alles
Kali-fornia uber alles
Uber alles Kali-fornia
Uber alles Kali-fornia

Mandate: Two-Thousand-und-four
Knock knock at your bedroom door
It's the Homeland Security Police
You're a terrorist, and so is your niece
Drag you secretly to a camp
Where we keep all the girlie men
Don't you worry, it's for a cause
Feeding Haliburton's claws
Die on your feet of uranium gas
North Korea or Iraq
Run you over with my Hummer, Baby
When you mess with Schwarzenneger
And all the money that's making him bigger.

Kali-fornia uber alles
Kali-fornia uber alles
Uber alles Kali-fornia
Uber alles Kali-fornia

I'll be back!



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    I love how Jello modified the "Uncool niece" verse

    tykavon November 04, 2006   Link
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    I love the Arnold impression.

    Lavisarinon March 05, 2006   Link
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    Yeah.. It's great that they made a new version; the beat for California Uber Alles is awesome.

    mechon March 25, 2006   Link
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    Fans of Jello Biafra also like Jello Biafra

    Violentpacifiston October 02, 2006   Link
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    a brand new version of a great old song =]

    sparkle_and_fade...on December 09, 2006   Link

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