Lyrics for Mixer at Delta Chi as interpreted by jacencrued

Mixer at Delta Chi Lyrics
It's college time again
September's almost here
Hangin' with freshman girls
Frat parties kegs of beer

I see a girl I'm wanting
Mixer at Delta Chi
We take some Oxicotin
Dave Matthews gettin' high

And then as I undress her
And start my stimulus
She says but wait Professor
This wasn't on the syllabus

I'm the bad professor
I'm the bad professor
A tenured titty caresser
I'm a bad, bad man

Tutor her at my apartment
Turns into a slow dance
Hey baby, what's your minor?
Got you major in my pants

I love her student body
She wants a better grade
I say if you roll over
I'll throw in financial aid

Hope you boned up for your midterms
If you want I can help you cram
Don't give a shit about the essay test
So let's skip it and get to the oral exam

I'm the bad professor
I'm the bad professor
Your money's on the dresser
I'm a bad bad man

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loudchild
02-08-2007

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Wow! I can't believe this song had no comments before me! Okay, as for the meaning, it's pretty straight forward as most of Stephen Lynch's songs are. This one's about a college professor who... gives his female students "extra credit" assignments. To put it bluntly, he has sex with his students.
This is a funny song, but just like 'Almighty Malachai, Bowling God' and 'Whittlin' Man', it's more of a good, talented song than a straight out comedy.

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Fayyt
03-22-2007

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TENURED TITTY CARESSER.. lol

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