And now, I'm like
Well, well, well
What the fuck is this
A condom in my bed
Ya better start talking, bitch
'Fore I burn this mutherfucker down
I said you better start talking
Start talking right goddamn now
Then she said baby
I'm so speechless
Then I said my baby
You gone be breathless
If ya don't start talking quick
Woman, I'm gone have a fit
You don't know what ya fuckin wit
Girl ya better cut the bull shit
Now its obvious somebody has been all up in my home
In my bed, and plus I smell cigarettes
Now and sniffin and lookin around
Suspicious like someone's here
Then I looked in her eyes and in her eyes
There was so much fear
Pull out my gun said is he still here
She shook her head and said naw
I'm checkin behind every door
She cried out he left right after you called
I said what the fuck was you thinking
You thought that I wouldnt find this out
Then I said you must be crazy or on crack to have somebody off up in my motherfucking house
She hopped up and said thats enough
She said I cant take no more
And then she said you made your point
But now its time to even the score
She said I know all about last night
And where you went when you left the club
Said that's right, nigga I was there
Wit this guy in the back of the club
I said I thought you was wit yo girls
She said I thought you was wit yo guys
She said you was at that bitches house
And don't even try to act surprised
Said bab, she said shut up
Don't you say a word
It ain't nothing you can say
That I ain't already heard
Then I said woman, don't you try to turn it all around
Cause the fact still remains that someone else was in my house
Then she said you're right about that
Something did go down, but I don't have to turn it around
Cause what goes around comes back around
I'm moving a little closer to her
She's tripping over the furniture
She said wait first, just let me explain
I said no need to, just give me his name
And then she said
I say uh what
She said please sit down in a chair
And I say no, I'm standing up
And she cries out I'm so scared to tell you because of what ya might do
And I screamed look girl you better give me this man's name and I'm not playing with you
She says okay, wipes her nose and asks me about a girl named Tina
I thought to myself, said it sound familiar
I said I probably know her if I seen her
Then I say anyway girl, what the hell does that got to do with this man
She said he know my girl Roxanne
I said who the hell is Roxanne
Then she says Roxanne's a friend of mine who know with this guy named Chuck
Chuck's cool wit this guy name Rufus
And I'm sitting here like what the fuck
Then she says Rufus wife, Cathy
We both went to high school
She introduced me to
The policeman that stopped you



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"Trapped in the Closet Chapter 5" as written by Robert S. Kelly

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    General Comment:Speaking of Parodies, if you haven't heard it, Weird Al does a parody of this song on his Straight Outa Lynwood album, called Trapped in the Drive-Thru. It takes everything that is absurd about this song and makes it even funnier. I laugh out loud every time I hear it. But it's even funnier after listening to this song which, yes, is pretty much crap.
    Flag kickstart71on June 07, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:This is written by a very talented man, R. Kelly. This song is so funny and i love the part about the midget haha! Its weird how they just have chapters 1-5 on here. Theres acutally 12. Even though this could probably not happen in real life i think the lyrics are both hilarious and well written. I own the dvd. It has all the videos and i crack up every time i watch it. I dont care if R. Kelly peed on anyone or not. What he does in private and behind closed doors is his own damn business. R. Kelly is not the only person in history that has peed on somebody im sure. But anyways i think this song is awesome and funny at the same time. And anyone who doesnt like this song, thats okay. If you think its crap thats your opinion. But i think its pretty damn good! Great job Kels!
    Flag abercrombiegirl88on May 31, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:R. Kelly must die.
    Seriously, a friend of mine made me listen to the entire thing and I felt like I was bleeding from the ears. It's long, pointless, retarded, long, repetitive and just too fucking long.
    Jesus.
    Does he actually think he's clever for having written this? It's a song, written like a story! It could be a play! Hihihi!
    This load of manure isn't even worth making into a video. This story doesn't belong in music (not that it remotely sounds like music) but on Jerry Springer.
    R. Kelly on Springer.... heh.
    Flag Ghizzleon May 09, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:This collection of rhymes, I can't call it a song in good faith, .. to me means "turn the stereo off" it's GARBAGE
    Flag mikeyratton December 22, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:Ya you are the only one

    These songs are the shittiest pieces of "music" I have ever heard

    There is no melody nothing, its horrible

    It'd be good if he was doing it to be funny, but he's serious and that makes it EVEN funnier!

    If u like this crap and u dont understand how it sounds awful..watch the episode of South Park where they rip on it and it makes it quite clear how much this shit sucks...

    DAMMIT Where is Dave Chappelle when you need him?!?!

    A parody of this would KILL the "Im gonna piss on you." thing for sure...come back to us Dave, come back!
    Flag AstnPwrvchon December 13, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:this is actually my favorite chapter of the five because everything kind of makes sense...

    am i the only one who likes this/these song(s) of his?
    Flag living.a.lieon November 11, 2005   Link

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