The next patient is not identified period the patient will be listed as John Doe, ID Number 369576. Date of exam 5-12-97 0:200 hours paragraph. Patient history automobile accident with severe head and chest injuries period paragraph. Emergency computerized (distortion) showed traumagrophy of the brain without an intrevenous but contrast material. Period paragraph. Multiple computerized acts showed temelgraphic scans of the brain were obtained...At one centimeter slice thicknesses from the base of the brain to the vertex period. Images were filmed at both soft tissues and bone window settings period paragraph. There is a (instrumental starts, drowing out the autopsy report)

(Evil laughter)

(Person speaking intelligibly)

Guyyys...Show me you're dead!

SOUGHT!
SOUGHT!
SOUGHT!
SOUGHT!
SOUGHT!
SOUGHT!
SOUGHT!

Is this the shit, or what?
Hey ya' better chiggity check yerself before you wreck yerself.
It can't get fresher than this.
I know it's not PC, but sometimes ya' gotta' put the smackdown on a ho.
Oh that's the Robby shiiiit
Mmm baby, I feel the juice mouse comin' from the flask ball
Mmm, mm, mmmm, baybaaa owww
I say down flounce, came from the last mount don't frame toeeee...
Revaloolay I saw the police mans there's so maaaan. -snoring-

The karate kiiiid
For you to see I've been rumbling Kobra Kai
With Miyagi do karate right at my side
Not the Y, a good school! I gotta' learn karate, I HATE THIS BIKE! I HATE IT! I HA--
Daniel what are you doing to your bike!?
MOOOM! MOM! CAN'T WE GO HOME I JUST WANNA' GO HOME!
Danya'-san Dan'ya-san concentrate!
Focus how I wa--
Wash ya' car paint ya' fence, paint ya' house!?

Bring my drum machine in here we can just fuck with it all one night or summin' ya' know?
Fuck with it all fancy all crazy...
Eight tracks dude you can make alot...
Eight fuckin' tracks you can make a lotta' shit
You're talkin' shit back there

B...Break it down!

(Telephone ringing, breathing)
Hello?



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Track duration: 10:21


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    Lyric Correction:couple things. in the autopsy, should be:

    "Multiple computerized axial thermographic scans of the brain were obtained..."

    This way makes grammatical and medical sense.

    And the big fat guy is saying "I feel a juice mouse comin from the flask bone." The meaning of that should be pretty obvious.
    Flag e46on May 10, 2010   Link
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    General Comment:I felt brainwashed after listening to this xD
    Flag Rensatoon August 01, 2008   Link
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    General Comment:I felt brainwashed after listening to this xD
    Flag Rensatoon August 01, 2008   Link
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    General Comment:this song is incredibly incredible. i do have some changes to the lyrics, however. i'm pretty sure they say "show me your dick" as if they were crazed fangirls, not "show me you're dead"
    "sought" makes absolutely no sense. he's yelling "fart!" (amidst fake fart noises). also, i'm glad somebody said that at the end, mike is saying "incubus" because it sounded to me like "you bitch" (ubus) but all the quick parts just sounded like "in, in, in." it's a relief to know i was right about the "in" part, i just missed the "ubus" part.
    Flag Morroon December 28, 2007   Link
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    General Comment:Ahaha, the karate kid part is damn funny. :D
    Flag Lateralus518on January 31, 2007   Link
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    General Comment:i fell asleep listening to Calgone on my iPod. I woke up to some reeeally freakish stuff....Scary :P
    This song doesn't have meaning. It is the most meaningless song I have ever heard. I love it!
    Flag ~Alex~on December 03, 2006   Link
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    General Comment:i fell asleep listening to Calgone on my iPod. I woke up to some reeeally freakish stuff....Scary :P
    This song doesn't have meaning. It is the most meaningless song I have ever heard. I love it!
    Flag ~Alex~on December 03, 2006   Link
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    General Comment:i like the NIN-esque drum bit that comes on after the leprechaun lol
    im coming over there to rip your fucking ballz off hehe
    Flag aocrkidon August 27, 2006   Link
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    General Comment:that doctor is mike
    Flag aocrkidon August 27, 2006   Link
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    General Comment:this song scared the crap aouta me when i wasnt expecting it
    Flag Make_Yourself_85on July 05, 2006   Link

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