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If I die and go to Hell real soon
It will appear to me as this room
And for eternity, I'd lay in bed
In my boxers, half stoned
With the pillow under my head

I'd be chatting on the interweb
Maggots pray upon the living dead
I had no interest in the things she said
On the phone every day, I'll permanently hit the hay

I called her on the phone and she touched herself
She touched herself, she touched herself
Called her on the phone and she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep

At this rate, I'll be heading for electric chairs
I'm only human with my cross to bear
When she described her underwear
I forgot all the rules my rabbi taught me in the old schul

You're too young to be this empty girl
I'll prepare you for a sick, dark world
Know that you'll be my downfall
But I call and I call and I call

I called her on the phone and she touched herself
She touched herself, she touched herself
Called her on the phone and she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep

I don't know what I want
I don't know what I want
I don't know what I want
I don't know what I want

I don't know what I want
(Met you on the Internet)
I don't know what I want
(Met you on the Internet)

I don't know what I want
(Met you on the Internet)
I don't know what I want
(Met you on the Internet)

I called her on the phone and she touched herself
She touched herself, she touched herself
Called her on the phone and she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep

I called her on the phone and she touched herself
She touched herself, she touched herself
Called her on the phone and she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep

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Track duration: 03:00

"Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too [*]" as written by Max Bemis

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  • -1
    General Comment:max bemis: sexiest guy evur! him n sherri: awesumest power cup evur!
    Flag PyroMango23on June 22, 2011   Link
  • +1
    General Comment:Probably the most catchy song of all. Ever. But this is unfortunate because I can't very well go singing this down the street without getting some odd looks ha :)
    Flag imapirate13on January 29, 2011   Link
  • -2
    General Comment:i think that "I'm only human with my cross to bear" is really "I'm only human with my crossed affair" or at least that's what I'm hearing with the fact as I'm listening to it right now
    Flag Lucylou1065on January 18, 2011   Link
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    General Comment:LOLameous! therez soooo many over meaningful pplz on the webbiesite! u pplz obviously care wayyyy 2 much. well like half uv u. the other half actually isnt talking out uv their assez. k so like therez a chick and she talking 2 him and hez turning he on and like think about it, phone sex and like cyber sex iz just asterbating then like telling the person ur talking 2 about it so like wenevur sum1 does that 2 me like az we're talking on the phoe i just laugh my azz off but like seriouzly, by seeing him at concertz and on all the picz of him pplz show 2 me, id wayyy say that hez the 1 on the phone being laughed at. IM BETTUR THAN ALLLIEZZZ UV UUUUUUUUUUUZ! i own u all. 1st 2 post in 2011! and probably the only. yay!
    Flag PyroMango23on January 01, 2011   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:I feel that most people only take this song at face value, i mean yes phone sex hahahahaha, but he is really talking about how once he started to think on his own, he realized how empty every one that were open to do tings like phone sex were, or the poeple he met on the internet, that he wasnt shure what he wanted to do because he was addict to the feeling of "manlyness" and power he got from having these empty people do, but all the time he realized that it was just making he like him all alone and desprate for any attention at all, he was just wanting people to notice him, at least that is the feel that i get, but most people over look that and just think about sex
    Flag mcrdiscoon June 19, 2010   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:I don't really know what Max meant in this song, but here's how it breaks down to me: There's the depersonalization that the internet uses for meeting new lovers that is obviously addressed. But most of the song reminds me of a guy who wants to be with an underage girl, he knows it's wrong, but he can't help himself.
    Flag brosefon April 25, 2010   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:It's about jailbate. Though most people think this song is about how stupid girls are during phone sex, it has a much deeper meaning. This is seen when he says, "You're too young to be this empty girl," or, "I'll be heading to electric chairs," shows he likes the phone sex, but is laughing at how young she is. "You will be my downfall..."
    Flag plusyminyon March 16, 2010   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:xD
    Flag juliecantswimon April 20, 2009   Link
  • +2
    General Comment:Obviously about drugs...again...fucking stoners
    Flag fucknuton April 19, 2009   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:My friends and I started playing this loudly in the bowling alley before we realized it might be frowned upon. Good times, that.
    Flag TheWazaron April 18, 2009   Link

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