Well I don't go to church on Sunday
Don't get on my knees to pray
Don't memorize the books of the Bible
I got my own special way
I know Jesus loves me
Maybe just a little bit more
I fall down on my knees every Sunday
At Zerelda Lee's candy store

Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Keep me satisfied

Well I don't want no Abba Zaba
Don't want no Almond Joy
There ain't nothing better
Suitable for this boy
Well it's the only thing
That can pick me up
Better than a cup of gold
See only a chocolate Jesus
Can satisfy my soul

When the weather gets rough
And it's whiskey in the shade
It's best to wrap your savior
Up in cellophane
He flows like the big muddy
But that's ok
Pour him over ice cream
For a nice parfait

Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Good enough for me
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Good enough for me

Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Make me feel so good inside
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Keep me satisfied




Lyrics submitted by Dr_Colossus, edited by anniemi

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  • 0
    General Comment:please, Tom, rescue these schlubs.
    tell them it all relates to the chicken.
    Flag mistaedon January 13, 2013   Link
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    General Comment:If Jesus is good and fulfilling, a chocolate Jesus can only be better.
    Flag kalirodeon January 11, 2013   Link
  • +3
    General Comment:I've heard Tom tell the story about the Testamints, but he also says that the chocolate Jesus was a real piece of Easter candy given to him by his father in law, and he thought it was just kind of odd and wrote a song about it.

    By the way, the reference to the old Abba Zabba candy bar is a little nod to one of his musical idols, Don "Captain Beefheart" Van Vliet, who also wrote a song about a piece of candy, "Abba Zabba", released on the album "Safe as Milk".
    Flag Lazloon March 15, 2012   Link
  • +1
    General Comment:I don't see a man laughing at Christianity as much as I see a man lashing out at Christians. Waits has lots of songs with heavy spiritual and even Christian-like undertones, but one can also see a total disillusionment with what he obviously sees from the masses who call themselves Christians, but are so obviously using the religion as a self-help tactic instead of a mode of worshipful commitment to the God they claim to love.
    Flag Rayburnon October 14, 2011   Link
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    General Comment:Bugera...spent a great deal of time and energy explaining what he hears, which is commendable. Yet I hear a man laughing at Christianity...trivilizing the most important 'man' in Christian religious teachings to something that we consume when we're in the mood and that melts when things get hot/rough. Jesus makes Christians feel warm and fuzzy on the inside just as a chocolate Jesus makes the singer feel snuggly comfortable. I do believe this song is a blatant stab at Christianity at its very core...Jesus. With that said, this Catholic LUVS the non=Christian very talented artist and I actually enjoy this song.
    Flag ASweetPeaon September 27, 2011   Link
  • 0
    General Comment:commercialization of easter as a symbol of christianity?
    but the addiction thing makes sense as well
    Flag mr093242on September 27, 2011   Link
  • -1
    Song Meaning:Actually, nobody seems to be getting even close on this one, so I'll tackle it. Explaining this one, however will take some background information in common themes used in literature.

    What Tom Waits is writing about here in "Chocolate Jesus" is the various ways people fulfill voids in their lives, and narrows it down to the specific of image.

    This starts with the idea that no man/person is born complete. We seek to be content with ourselves.
    It has been said, true contentment comes from within. Knowing that we are satisfying our own emotional and spiritual needs to know we are good people through our actions, our realities, our lives. When our actions are harmonious with our internal values of goodness, truthfulness, benevolence to others, fairness, and justice, we gain a sense of pride and CONTENTMENT, within ourselves. Genuine, true contentment comes from what we know inside of ourselves; that we are good people, our acts are done with virtue, and we answer to ourselves when they are not. Spiritual and emotional gratification may exist within, but carry a relationship with the external world. Our values and feelings are something we THINK and FEEL, how we implement them in our ACTS, the choices we make, deal with life's challenges, and pursuing personal goals of fulfillment and righteousness are something we DO, and are concrete. This is a HIGHLY common theme that is used in modern creative writing, and no conscious being escapes from this general law of humanity. The most important thing here to remember as far as our use in interpreting Mr. Waits, is that our fulfillment of the human void, to gain a GENUINE sense of contentment or completeness, must be rooted in REALITY or truth.

    But, what does all this have to do with Chocolate Jesuses, might you ask? Well, people develop "fixes" in one way, or another. We seek methods of escape, indulgences, ways to shut off our minds to forget.

    As Karl Marx once said, religion is the opiate of the masses. However, religion is not the only "opiate" people employ in our society. God, a Savior, or faith, is yet another method of escapism. For one person, the deity might be a couple drinks to unwind, indulging in a little "retail therapy" or maybe... a little sweet tooth fix?

    SO! Enough background... lets take a look at the first verse:

    "Well I don't go to church on Sunday
    Don't get on my knees to pray
    Don't memorize the books of the Bible
    I got my own special way"

    So here it is introduced in the first four lines, "I have my own special way..." of worship. No church, no praying... he has his own avenue to his salvation.

    And on to...

    "I fall down on my knees every Sunday
    At Zerelda Lee's candy store"

    Having no idea who Zerelda Lee was, I googled it. Here is one thing I am puzzled on but this is the best explanation I can give:

    Zerelda Lee, was actually Miss Aruba and first runner up to Miss World 2001. Also, Zerelda "Zee" Mimms, was the first cousin and wife of the famous wild west outlaw, Jesse James.

    Waits puts this name in to the mix as a symbol (neither figures had anything to do with a candy store).
    Where I think Zerelda Lee would carry relevancy here, the symbol of a beauty queen would make sense in the context of Waits referring to someone worshiping image as a form of "diety". Also, maybe a reference to sex here?

    The problem I have with this explanation is that since this album was released in 1999, and I am not sure how she would have caught his eye before that.

    The other hypothesis is that Waits adapted Zerelda "Zee" to fit into his songwriting prose, is that this name came from somewhere in his life and carries some meaning to him.

    We move on to more obvious allusion to desire for fame, image and fortune:

    Well it's the only thing
    That can pick me up
    Better than a cup of gold

    "Cup of Gold" was a novel by John Steinbeck, written about the real, historical Captain Morgan, now of modern spiced rum fame. The novels main character, Sir Henry Morgan, is a pirate who will stop at nothing to obtain his ideal image of fame and fortune.

    And the final verse talking about our saviors melting on a hot day, I think what Waits is saying is that all of these various falsehoods.. are flimsy, and crumble. Worship of image, sugar, drugs/alcohol, and invisible people who live in the sky, are all just falsehoods we use to get "high" with.

    Just sugar.... is no way to deal with life's problems.

    bugera333xl
    Flag bugera333xlon April 24, 2011   Link
  • -1
    General Comment:On his knees at Zerelda's "candy store"? Sounds dirty to me!
    Flag posse15on December 11, 2010   Link
  • -5
    General Comment:This is pretty obviously about heroin "It's best to wrap your savior
    Up in cellophane
    He flows like the big muddy"

    read the lyrics with Heroin in mind, it makes most sence to me atleast...
    Flag MightyGoldenBoyon October 04, 2009   Link
  • +2
    General Comment:morbid morag - "love it! Is that blasphemy or is it blasphemy?"

    Actually, it's sacrilicious
    Flag gravitonon March 16, 2009   Link

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