Crossed the street, naked at night
Bent over to show some moonlight
Whipped out some beer and I gulped it down
Drunk in a gutter is how I was found

Thrown in a police car as the door slammed
No noise, just silence, as I screamed, my thumb was jammed
Now in prison for one month, no one to see
All I've got is this guy Benjamin Dover

Don't like hesh, don't like rap
Don't like Sally 'cause she's fat
I'm a jerk, I'm a punk
Took a shower 'cause I stunk
Smoked a bong, killed a cat
Hit my teacher with a baseball bat
Hit my sister spit on my mom
For a hobby I make bombs

Went to a farm to tip some cows
Forgot that I left my pants down
Bent over to pick them up
Felt a twelve gauge next to my hum-diddy-dum

The farmer took me to his house
Showed me the closet from the inside out
The police came, they took me away
Saw Ben Dover again and he's still gay!

Don't like hesh, don't like rap
Don't like Sally 'cause she's fat
I'm a jerk, I'm a punk
Took a shower 'cause I stunk
Smoked a bong, killed a cat
Hit my teacher with a baseball bat
Hit my sister spit on my mom
For a hobby I make bombs

Don't like hesh, don't like rap
Don't like Sally 'cause she's fat
I'm a jerk, I'm a punk
Took a shower 'cause I stunk
Smoked a bong, killed a cat
Hit my teacher with a baseball bat
Hit my sister spit on my mom
For a hobby I make bombs
Yeah, hoo!

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