I Love My Car

I love my car
I'll admit today I've gone too far
To enamor myself of my little motor car

I love my dog
I love my pussy cat, I love the rat
That lives under the floor and makes his bed from novelettes

I wish I could say the same for you
The day will come soon when I look in your eyes but
I won't see you

I've got a head like a soaking sponge
I've got a tongue like a little slug
I won't be bugged by trivia

I love my Carl
I love my Brian my Dennis and my Al
I could even find it in my head to love Mike Love

I wish I could say the same for you
The day will come soon when I look in your eyes to
see you smiling