Camper Van Beethoven – Club Med Sucks

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I don't have to go to school for an entire week
I just wanna go down to Newport Beach
Mom and Dad wanna tell me where to go
They wanna go to Club Med San Carlos

Club Med sucks
Authority sucks
I hate golf
I don't wanna play lacrosse

The people there, they are so stupid
They exploit the poor and the weak
I want no part of their death culture
I just wanna go to the beach

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Track duration: 03:05


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    General Comment:I'm reminded of the "cool kids" in the audience at Lollapalooza on the Simpsons (i.e. the show where Homer tours with his cannonball-to-the-stomach act; aka the show with Sonic Youth tearing up the theme song, at the end).

    You know, when one bored suburban kid makes what sounds like a sarcastic comment. The other says, "Are you being ironic?" and--wearily--the first replies, "I don't even KNOW anymore."
    Flag foreverdroneon July 10, 2009   Link
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    General Comment:Really? I always saw it as a very complex anti-fascist manifesto. Of course it could be me.....but i doubt it.
    Flag pumkinhedon January 21, 2006   Link
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    General Comment:they're way to clever. I have seen pseudo intellectuals, and i've seen CVB and i'll tell you they aren't alike. trust me im right!
    Flag corpseboyon February 18, 2005   Link
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    General Comment:No, they WERE pseudo-intellectual punks/hippies.
    Flag yowza_beanon February 18, 2005   Link
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    General Comment:this song pokes fun of pseudo-intellectual punks/hippies who protest every thing involving fat greasy white people.

    not that that's a bad thing.



    ...fucking hippies.
    Flag corpseboyon February 17, 2005   Link
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    General Comment:This song is about how Club Med sucks. Authority also sucks. Also, our protagonist does not like golf and lacrosse.

    There isn't much to this one, is there?
    Flag yowza_beanon December 05, 2004   Link

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