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Ass Like That Lyrics
[Chorus]
The way you shake it, I can't believe it I ain't never seen an ass like that The way you move it, you make my pee pee go Doing, doing, doing I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true I ain't never seen an ass like that The way you move it, you make my pee pee go Doing, doing, doing The way she moves she's like a belly dancer She's shaking that ass to that new nelly jam, I Think someones at the door But I don't think I'm gonna answer Police saying "freeze" Doing, doing, doing What do you mean freeze? Please, I'm a human being, I have needs I'm not done, not till I'm finish peeing I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer I'm already on my knees I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd If I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgive For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it [Chorus] Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin' Nick I ain't never seen an ass like that Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes Doing, doing, doing Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bums I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn Police saying "freeze" Doing doing doing What do you mean freeze? Geez, I just got my seat I have ticket, look, I put away my zip-reciept Please do not remove me from this movie theater please I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene And don't treat me like I'm pee wee herman, this movies PG Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free Free, yes, free, right back on the streets What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy? I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand [Chorus] Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so I ain't never seen a butt like that Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee pee go Doing, doing, doing The way she moves she dances like a go-go In that video she sings get out your poles, so I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo Police saying "freeze" Doing, doing, doing What do you mean freeze? My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this Nobody is safe from me, no not even me I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee On the radio, but I think I did Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick Get to the chopper, everybody get out I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down [Chorus] So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please? I ain't never seen an ass like that Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go Doing, doing, doing Fuck is wrong with you? (ha!) |
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11-13-2004
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12-01-2004
And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand " and that is true, this song is an encore to i keed, the whole song wut em says is on our minds he is just here to say it, he is complimenting the puppeteer behind triumph bcuz he realized using the puppet would avoid lots of contreersy, that em always finds himself in. and plus this song is sooo f** funny. the arnold ppart cracks me up, who doesnt say "git to d choppa" funny funny stuff
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12-18-2004
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12-18-2004
"In that video she sings get out your poles, so"
it says "in that video she sings get out you bozo!" y dont they jst luk on the thingy inside the cd all the lyrics are in there!!!!!
kik ass song
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12-27-2004
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12-28-2004
Also, I agree that he is dissing Triumph, and possibly at the same time, R. Kelly, about the whole peeing thing, but Im not sure.
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01-02-2005
Vegetaz- i agree with you on the song and on Deftone...
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01-05-2005
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01-07-2005
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01-14-2005
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01-14-2005
Now that Fuckin Funny! I LOVE YOU EMINEM!
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01-17-2005
[Dre]
What the fuck is wrong with you?!
lol.
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01-26-2005
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02-01-2005
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